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Creating an Industrial Empire in 19th Century Parallel World
Author: SorryImJustDiamond
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In a tragic accident, mechanical engineer Poul Nielsen and his best friend, civil engineer Jonathan Axelsen, are killed when a truck crashes into the coffee shop where they were hanging out. Suddenly, they find themselves transmigrated to a parallel world in the late 19th-century country of Avalonia. In this world, they'll need to work tirelessly to earn enough pennies to survive. But they won't settle for just getting by - they want to become the Edison, the Chrysler, the Rockefeller, the Carnegie, the Ford, and the Westinghouse of this new world. In a world without electricity, Poul and Jonathan decide to start an electric power distribution company. But that's not enough - they also want to build appliances and motors to make their business profitable. They see the opportunity to revolutionize ground transportation, and they start an automotive manufacturing company. They tackle huge infrastructure projects such as metro stations, skyscrapers, bridges, tunnels, and dams by starting their own civil engineering firm. They even invest in the arms manufacturing industry. But the road to success won't be easy. Fierce competition awaits them, as robber barons are willing to do everything to crush their competitors. Predator against predator, and government intervention. Poul and Jonathan must use all their engineering expertise and business acumen to navigate this treacherous landscape. Join Poul and Jonathan on their journey to become the wealthiest men in the world in a parallel universe where anything is possible.

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Took the Entertainment Industry by storm, Fan beg me not to kill.

Xiao He unexpectedly gained a criminal cheat skill that allows him to learn all kinds of crime-related abilities. —But the catch is, he has to keep “stabbing people” to stay alive. Xiao He: …I was a perfectly fine college student, who the h*ll wants to be a criminal?! Huh? There’s actually a loophole! By chance, Xiao He triggered a bug in the cheat skill. He figured out a way to substitute real crimes with acting performances and broke into the entertainment industry as a professional villain! He can be a refined yet depraved mu*derer, wielding a chainsaw and haunting everyone’s nightmares. He can be a heartless, despicable fugitive whose crimes are so notorious that the public wants him dead. He’s a romance scammer, a serial killer, a cold-blooded assassin… He’s actor Xiao He! —At first, Xiao He was just trying to survive by constantly taking villain roles. But unexpectedly, he rose to fame with his so-called “nonexistent acting skills” and became one of the hottest award-winning actors in the industry! Everyone in the business knows: the more people a script’s character kills, the faster Xiao He accepts the role. But outsiders say: He doesn’t look like he’s acting at all—better investigate him thoroughly! Even the fans are saying: Bro, please stop killing people! I’m seriously scared you’ll end up in jail! Yet, while the real “cancers” of the industry kept getting arrested, the one who looked most like a villain—Xiao He—kept thriving, even sweeping awards like crazy. Eventually, everyone was like: Whatever, let him stab people on screen for us. Just give him space.

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After Switching Bodies, the Mad Overbearing CEO Takes Over the Entertainment Industry

Jian Tian transmigrated into a Mary Sue school novel and became the cannon fodder female supporting character. Although she is cannon fodder, her entire family is full of villains. The villainous eldest brother opposes the male lead and leads the company to bankruptcy. The villainous second brother opposes the female lead and ends up with crippled legs. The villainous third brother is a love-struck fool and ends up on the streets. And she has it worse, being implicated and sent to prison. Why should she be the only cannon fodder in a family of villains? She wants to turn the tables! She wants to rise! However, just as she ignites her fighting spirit, she discovers she’s bound to a system that will obliterate her soul if she doesn't slack off. Jian Tian: "..." Lies down. And she even persuades her whole family to slack off collectively. Seeing the eldest brother working overtime at the company: "Stop working overtime; after all, the company won't be yours in the end! Trust me, first lose 1 billion!" Seeing the second brother busy with his medical career: "Don't work too hard, after all, you're ultimately making wedding dresses for others. Why not research a cure for crippled legs instead?" Seeing the third brother running errands for the female lead: "Isn't being a happy bachelor nice? Why must you suffer for love? Wake up, licking the boots will get you nothing in the end!" The three brothers of the Ji family: "..." Has our little sister gone crazy? Later, after experiencing the joy of slacking, the three brothers: "Hmm, this is nice..." However... We agreed to slack off together, so how did you quietly become a top boss?! Jian Tian awkwardly scratches her head: "There’s too much development in my field; I can't help it." And the dark villain lurking in the shadows, aggressively wrapping his arms around her waist: "Hmm? How about including me too?" Jian Tian: "..." Don’t come near me!

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Can you share some timber industry funny stories?
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2024-12-01 16:49
Sure. There was a lumberjack who always got his axe stuck in the trees. One day, he tried to pull it out so hard that he ended up falling backwards into a pile of sawdust. He looked like a white-haired old man covered in it.
What are some humorous incidents in the timber industry?
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2024-12-02 09:24
A timber inspector was checking the quality of some logs. He was so focused on looking for knots that he didn't notice a small squirrel had made a nest in one of the logs. When he finally saw it, the squirrel popped its head out and scared him half to death. It was really funny to see his reaction.
What are some timber rights horror stories?
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2024-11-30 06:13
One timber rights horror story could be when a small, local community has their traditional forest land taken over by a large logging company through legal loopholes in timber rights. The company clear - cuts the forest, destroying the habitat of local wildlife, and also polluting the nearby water sources. This not only affects the ecological balance but also the livelihoods of the local people who depend on the forest for things like hunting, gathering, and clean water.
What are some interesting stories in twilight and timber fanfiction?
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2024-11-06 20:17
There might be a fanfiction where the relationship between certain characters is explored in a deeper way. For example, how their friendship grows stronger through difficult times. In these stories, we can see the characters' personalities develop further, which is really engaging.
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2026-03-14 18:53
Zhengcai. com was a website that could publish information on wood purchases. It was free to publish on the website and had a large exposure. Wood365.com was an e-commerce trading platform for the entire industrial chain of logs and boards. It could provide e-commerce services for the wood industry to search for goods for free and buy goods at low prices. "Life Like a White Birch" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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The maxed out Black Tea Boss went berserk online.

Ji Huan had nothing to do, so he read a melodramatic novel and cursed. The female protagonist in the book had a crush on the male protagonist for eight years. She was interrupted by the second female lead and became a laughing stock. - Everyone said that she was a good-for-nothing idiot who only knew how to pester Lu Tingyu every day and embarrass the Ji family. It was not until an internationally renowned hacker attacked the defense system of the number one financial group in Jingdu that the senior technical experts of the entire financial group were at a loss. Ji Huan chewed on his gum and took a look. "Yo, you can't do this." The technical expert looked at the collapsed interface of the intranet and the corners of his mouth twitched. "If you can do it, then go ahead." Ji Huan really went online and re-fortified the firewall within a few minutes. He even sent an international standard friendly greeting to the hacker on the other side-a middle finger. She had even written the Slori system for life science and technology, developed super-intelligent brains, and planned project investments… The experts were trembling. Netizens from all walks of life knelt down and went to comment on Ji Huan's Weibo, worshipping the big shot. One of the comments was simple but very eye-catching. A certain young master from the capital,"Let's go home for dinner. Black-roasted beef." There was a picture attached to the bottom. It looked pitch-black, as if something had been burned to charcoal. Ji Huan was speechless. The netizens exploded. Since when did the young master of the Jiang family, a noble in the capital, know how to cook? Also, where did this unexpected sister-in-law come from? Violent Black Tea Female Lead x Abstinence Sick Teenager

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Dressed as a disabled male lead's heart, white moonlight

Tang Jin had accidentally obtained a novel about the female lead's rebirth in the apocalypse. The male lead of this novel was called "Let Me Love You" and was considered handsome! Strong! How tragic! Being abused physically and mentally by the female lead in the novel, and even being cuckolded? Tang Jin's heart ached and she loved him. The days passed, and the zombies escalated. The high walls of Tang Jin's house were pushed down, the iron nets were torn, and Tang Jin was killed by the zombies…She woke up from the immense pain and realized that she had actually entered the world of the book,"Let Me Love You." Tang Jin was instantly overjoyed,'Does this mean that I can snatch the male lead?' Tang Jin's eyes sparkled as she glanced at the female lead,"Your man?" Sorry, I'll take it. She was dressed as the cold and aloof school belle supporting actress in Cheng Wen, while Tang Jin was the one who cut off the peach blossoms, fought in a group fight, and protected the male lead! At the same time, she was also fighting wits and courage with the female lead of Rebirth in the entertainment industry! He wanted to take the handsome male lead away from the hands of the reborn female lead! Cut off any plot that abused the male lead! <> The female protagonist (Tang Jin) who looks cold, but is a drama queen and likes to complain. X The male protagonist (Zhan Heng, also known as Shen Heng) who looks cold, but has an inferiority complex and is cold and ruthless in front of others. Demining 1: The male protagonist's legs are disabled in the early stage, but it will be easy to clear them later on. Demining 2: The world background is completely illusory and has nothing to do with reality. There is a system in the later stage. If you like it, collect more. If you don't like it, don't spray it. Thank you.

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