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An amazing world of cultivation. A majestic world where miracles happen. There is a warrior who defies destiny and forge his own path facing innumerable difficulties ahead. Come and join the life of the person who will go against the set destiny of the cruel world and become something extraordinary. ===== Extraordinary my foot. What is this illogical cr*p? Does it even make sense? If you are doctor, then work in a hospital. What the hell are you doing going after girls? If you are a commander in the army, then bring your army to get revenge on those who wronged you. Why go through the trouble of pretending to be a weakling. You are a useless son in law? Your wife's family thinks you are good for nothing? Then how the hell did you score her in the first place?!!! If they like money so much and you are a hidden millionaire, then why in the name of sanity would you hide this fact and be berated every day?!!! The hell is all this?!!! The more I read it, the more illogical it becomes. Like this all came straight out of someone's as-- [Host, why don't you calm down?] 'You shut up!!! You're the reason I'm stuck here in the first place!!!!' [Host, you need anger management] 'THE FU*K DID YOU SAY?!!!!!' ===== Hello everyone! This is my second novel and so far, nothing is decided. This is just an idea that has been plaguing my mind for quite a long time and I decided to let it out and let you guys decide whether or not I should work on it. Give it a proper read and let me know. You guys will decide the fate of this novel. Also, I would like you guys to come up with proper genres for this story. Bonus chapters: 150 PS for one chapter 300 PS for another chapter 20 GT for two chapters 50 GT for another two chapters 1 Review of 4 stars or above, 1 extra chapters Maximum extra chapters per week: 7 ===== The cover is A.I generated and is not mine. If the real owner would like me to remove it, let me know in any chapter comments. That's it. Enjoy! ~~ Character art: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1B7sHito4UOZqPIK5pPyIFTzgqiaT_ZlU?usp=sharing

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I’m an international, multiple award-winning author with a passion for the voices in my head. As a singer, songwriter, independent filmmaker and improv teacher and performer, my life has always been about creating and sharing what I create with others. Now that my dream to write for a living is a reality, with over a hundred titles in happy publication and no end in sight, I live in beautiful Prince Edward Island, Canada, with my giant cats, pug overlord and overlady and my Gypsy Vanner gelding, Fynn. ***WORLD'S BEST STORY2014*** Her mom's a witch. Her dad's a demon. And she just wants to be ordinary. I batted at the curl of smoke drifting off the tip of my candle and tried not to sneeze. My heavy velvet cloak fell in oppressive, suffocating folds in the closed space of the ceremony chamber, the cowl trapping the annoying bits of puff I missed. I hated the way my eyes burned and teared, an almost constant distraction. Not that I didn't welcome the distraction, to be honest. Anything to take my mind from what went on around me. Being part of a demon raising is way less exciting than it sounds. Sydlynn Hayle's teen life couldn't be more complicated. Trying to please her coven is all a fantasy while the adventure of starting over in a new town and fending off a bully cheerleader who hates her are just the beginning of her troubles. What to do when delicious football hero Brad Peters--boyfriend of her cheer nemesis--shows interest? If only the darkly yummy witch, Quaid Moromond, didn't make it so difficult for her to focus on fitting in with the normal kids despite her paranormal, witchcraft laced home life. Add to that her crazy grandmother's constant escapes driving her family to the brink and Syd's between a rock and a coven site. Forced to take on power she doesn't want to protect a coven who blames her for everything, only she can save her family's magic. If her family's distrust doesn't destroy her first.

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What are some examples of witty classic novels?
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2024-11-30 19:52
Oscar Wilde's 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' can be considered. Wilde's writing style is extremely witty. His use of language to describe the characters and the society is both beautiful and satirical, especially in the conversations among the upper - class characters.
What are some overlooked witty classic novels?
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2024-11-21 14:37
Some overlooked witty classic novels include 'Zuleika Dobson' by Max Beerbohm. It's a satirical novel that mocks the Oxford University of its day and the vanity of the characters. The writing is full of clever turns of phrase. 'Lucky Jim' by Kingsley Amis is also great. It's a campus novel that humorously portrays the academic world and the main character's attempts to fit in and get by. And 'The Confidence - Man: His Masquerade' by Herman Melville has a lot of witty and thought - provoking moments as it delves into themes of deception and human nature, but is often overshadowed by Melville's other works.
Why are witty classic novels still popular today?
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2024-12-01 02:10
Because they are timeless. Their humor and wit cut across different generations. For instance, the quick - witted remarks in 'Pride and Prejudice' are still relatable and funny today. People can see the universal aspects of human nature like pride, prejudice, love, and courtship in a very entertaining way.
A classic witty remark with a bit of philosophy?
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2024-09-13 13:10
Wits are often philosophical because they express profound ideas or thoughts in a humorous, witty, or sarcastic way. Here are some classic wisecracks that might provide us with some useful inspiration: Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get - Shelf Life You can't predict the future but you can always plan for it. - Proverbs 31:31 There's no such thing as a free lunch You get what you pay for You get what you pay for.) - Mark Twain If you want to go fast go alone If you want to go far go together - Sun Tzu The most important thing in life is not what you have but what you give. - Socrates These witticisms were not just humorous expressions, they also conveyed some profound philosophy and values. They tell us that the most important thing in life is to cherish what you have and give your love and help to others.
Can you recommend overlooked witty classic novels for a beginner reader?
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2024-11-22 10:49
Sure. 'The Princess Bride' by William Goldman is a great choice. It's a very witty and engaging novel that has elements of adventure, romance and humor. It's easy to read and understand. Another one is 'The House at Pooh Corner' by A. A. Milne. It has a simple yet charming story with lots of humorous dialogues between the beloved characters like Pooh and his friends. And 'James and the Giant Peach' by Roald Dahl also fits. It has Dahl's typical wacky humor and a fun plot that beginner readers can easily get into.
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