funny plant stories

Spirit Plant: I have an entry panel

Song He, who had crossed over into the Cultivation World, awoke to a Spirit Plant Entry Panel, which allowed him to change or add enhancement entries for Spirit Plants. 【Good Birth, Good Choice】—The seeds born from this Spirit Plant have a chance to possess higher-level entries. 【More Children More Happiness】—This Spirit Plant will produce over a hundred times more seeds. 【Growth Acceleration】—Consume Spirit Stones to achieve limitless growth speed for the Spirit Plant! 【Symbiosis】—You can fuse with a Spirit Plant, gaining its power! With the help of various entries, he created lotuses that could bear elixirs, a plant treasure integrated into the Dantian like an immortal tree, rampart-like cities of Lumen Flowers, and endless fields of rice... Countless cultivators coveted them, all hoping to obtain his unique Spirit Plants! … Farming + Entry system.

the sky was clear at that time · Eastern

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

Wasteland: I Awakened A Plant System

After waking up, everyone will travel through a wasteland world, and the survivors will face various challenges such as acid rain, extreme cold, extreme heat and mutant creatures. Every corner holds unknown dangers, and the survivors have to adapt to this harsh environment. To withstand natural disasters, the survivors must build their own shelters in this dangerous land, stockpile enough water and resources to survive before the disaster strikes. While others struggle daily to gather rotten scraps and fight over limited supplies, fear and desperation slowly spread through the wasteland. Vikram Parker awakened a plant system. While others are scraping for a little bit of food, Vikram can cultivate crops. While survivors reinforce their shelters with fragile wood and broken metal, he grows living walls of vines and sturdy thornwood. His plants can bear fruits, purify water, and gradually transform barren land into fertile soil. As the regional chat fills with panic before every incoming disaster, Vikram calmly harvests fresh vegetables inside his green sanctuary. Looking at the endless cries for help and warnings of starvation, he can’t help but think. Surviving in the apocalypse isn’t that hard. Goals for the first 300 chapters: - Daily Update 1 Chapter Every 40 Golden Tickets = 1 Extra Chapters! A Castle = 5 extra chapter! A Spacecraft = 10 extra chapters! A Gachapon = 15 extra chapters! ................................................

Sharky_Monster · Sci-fi

Reincarnated As A Plant Life

Lucius Mc. Conol, once the leader of a ghost division, is captured and killed on a mission. However, not all is lost as he finds himself reincarnated in another world... as a leafling? Join Lucius as he teaches lower leveled plant life human tactics, bringing to them new concepts and powers. *Ding* [You've leveled up] This is a kingdom-building, evolution story which sees Lucius encounter beings from different species, spreading his influence and 'mystical' powers. === This novel is more a cultivation novel than it is a system novel. The system just adds extra aspects to the cultivation trope, however, this is a cultivation novel at its core.

Kurai_Takahashi · Fantasy

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

dtjiappdev1999 · Fantasy

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