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An amazing world of cultivation. A majestic world where miracles happen. There is a warrior who defies destiny and forge his own path facing innumerable difficulties ahead. Come and join the life of the person who will go against the set destiny of the cruel world and become something extraordinary. ===== Extraordinary my foot. What is this illogical cr*p? Does it even make sense? If you are doctor, then work in a hospital. What the hell are you doing going after girls? If you are a commander in the army, then bring your army to get revenge on those who wronged you. Why go through the trouble of pretending to be a weakling. You are a useless son in law? Your wife's family thinks you are good for nothing? Then how the hell did you score her in the first place?!!! If they like money so much and you are a hidden millionaire, then why in the name of sanity would you hide this fact and be berated every day?!!! The hell is all this?!!! The more I read it, the more illogical it becomes. Like this all came straight out of someone's as-- [Host, why don't you calm down?] 'You shut up!!! You're the reason I'm stuck here in the first place!!!!' [Host, you need anger management] 'THE FU*K DID YOU SAY?!!!!!' ===== Hello everyone! This is my second novel and so far, nothing is decided. This is just an idea that has been plaguing my mind for quite a long time and I decided to let it out and let you guys decide whether or not I should work on it. Give it a proper read and let me know. You guys will decide the fate of this novel. Also, I would like you guys to come up with proper genres for this story. Bonus chapters: 150 PS for one chapter 300 PS for another chapter 20 GT for two chapters 50 GT for another two chapters 1 Review of 4 stars or above, 1 extra chapters Maximum extra chapters per week: 7 ===== The cover is A.I generated and is not mine. If the real owner would like me to remove it, let me know in any chapter comments. That's it. Enjoy! ~~ Character art: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1B7sHito4UOZqPIK5pPyIFTzgqiaT_ZlU?usp=sharing

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A Stay-at-home Dad's Restaurant In An Alternate World

In Chaos City on the Norland Continent, there is a strange restaurant. Here, elves and dwarves share tables. Beastmen are prohibited from making a din, and giant dragons can only seat around the tiny square in front of the restaurant. Even demons have to bring their own stools… But it is such a strange restaurant that has long lines outside every day. Elves are stuffing kebabs, paying no mind to their manners; giant dragons are sitting around a hot pot, strainers in their hands; demons are eating nice-looking dango… "There's no other place on this continent where you can find food like that! The boss here is a genius!" a customer provides such a review. Then, he gives a furtive look at the door. "Also, don't you think of kidnapping the boss away or dine-and-dashing, or you will suffer a tragic death." "Eat, pay, or you will be beaten to death." says a cute little girl in her childish voice as she trots forward. A five-meter tall dragon shivers when it meets her eyes.

Whispering Jianghu · Fantasy

I Can Hear the Heart's Voice of Traditional Chinese Medicine

Lu Xuan, a graduate of Zhijiang University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, travels to a parallel world that doesn't value traditional Chinese medicine much. Because of his forthrightness, he offended the department head and was sent to work at a Health Center. Originally thinking that his life was almost over, Lu Xuan discovered that he could hear the Heart's Voice of traditional Chinese medicine. "Aversion to cold, fever, obvious tenderness with rebound pain in the entire abdomen, positive psoas sign..." [Intestinal abscess, how unlucky this guy is. Use downward-draining method to relieve, attack and expel, moisten and unblock to guide the stool and eliminate stagnation to cleanse substantial heat, this illness... rhubarb, mirabilite... it's up to you.]

Jiang Taisun · Urban

Chinese Medicine: Starting with Daily Intelligence

Can Traditional Chinese Medicine cure illnesses? Of course, it can. But the counterfeiting of medicinal herbs is shocking. For example, Red Ginseng, which should be prepared from Ginseng, is replaced by merchants with cheaper American ginseng. It would be a miracle if such Chinese medicinal herbs could cure any illness. Li Xu has bound himself to the [Daily Intelligence System]. [Intelligence 1: Yiyao Hall in the Chinese medicinal herbs wholesale market has just received a batch of genuine Malva nuts.] [Intelligence 2: Guangyi Trading is boiling and dyeing hyacinth beans, worth 20 yuan/jin, to pass them off as Sour Jujube Seeds, worth 800 yuan/jin.] [Intelligence 3: Three wild Danggui of excellent quality are growing on the ridge of Peach Mountain, west of the city. They have matured, please collect them in a timely manner.] [Intelligence 4: Your next-door neighbor, Hu Wenguang, has a kidney yin deficiency. You can use two liang of Goji Berries, seven qian of mulberries, one liang and two qian of rehmannia root...] Using good herbs, prescribing good formulas, and applying good acupuncture... Li Xu will let the world know what true "curing illness upon treatment" means!

Hei Tian Tian · Urban

Le Restaurant d'un Papa au Foyer Dans un Monde Alternatif

Dans la Ville du Chaos sur le Continent de Norland, il y a un étrange restaurant. Ici, les elfes et les nains partagent les tables. Les hommes-bêtes sont interdits de faire du bruit, et les dragons géants ne peuvent s'asseoir qu'autour du minuscule carré devant le restaurant. Même les démons doivent apporter leurs propres tabourets... Mais c'est un restaurant si étrange qu'il y a de longues files d'attente dehors chaque jour. Les elfes dévorent des brochettes, sans se soucier de leurs manières; les dragons géants sont assis autour d'une fondue, louches à la main; les démons mangent des dango d'apparence appétissante... "Il n'y a aucun autre endroit sur ce continent où vous pouvez trouver de la nourriture comme celle-ci! Le patron ici est un génie!" commente un client. Puis, il jette un regard furtif vers la porte. "Aussi, ne pensez pas à kidnapper le patron ou à partir sans payer, ou vous subirez une mort tragique." "Mangez, payez, ou vous serez battus à mort." dit une mignonne petite fille de sa voix enfantine tandis qu'elle trottine vers l'avant. Un dragon de cinq mètres de haut frissonne lorsqu'il croise son regard.

Whispering Jianghu · Fantasy

Dad's Restaurant In Another World

In the Chaos City of Nolan Continent, there's a peculiar restaurant. Here, elves have to share tables with dwarves, orcs are strictly forbidden from making noise, dragons can only sit around the small square in front of the restaurant, and demons even need to bring their own special stools... Yet, despite these bizarre rules, a long line forms outside the restaurant every day. Elves eat skewers without regard for etiquette, dragons huddle around a hotpot with ladles in hand, and demons munch on adorable dumplings... "The food here is unlike anything else on the continent! This owner is a genius!" one customer commented, then secretly glanced towards the entrance: "And, whatever you do, don't even think about kidnapping the owner or trying to dine and dash, or you'll die a horrible death." "Eat and pay, or I'll kill you all." a cute little girl said in a sweet, childish voice, her gaze falling on a nearby dragon, causing the five or six meter tall dragon to shiver. ____ *This novel belongs to the author Qing Yu Jiang Hu (轻语江湖). I am currently translating this book. If you are interested in this book and would like to continue reading, please subscribe or purchase it once through my Patreon account! (Marshmallow_ Sweet) I know there may be two other books same to mine, but they have stopped updating, while mine has over 200 chapters and is completely free!!! _____

A_G_Marshmallow · Sci-fi
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