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Fatal Strike: Mercenary Road of Gunfire Ranger

The Mountain Eagle launches a life-or-death chase against human traffickers, stepping into a lawless land... This is the dark side of the legal world, a crazy world built on 3 trillion in dirty money each year! Here you can buy anything you can imagine! The ones who rule this world are bankers, lawyers, accountants, brokers... They say that whoever controls the money, controls the power! When everyone tells the Mountain Eagle money is everything... When fairness and justice no longer exist... Carrying his hacks, the Mountain Eagle chooses to tear through this chaotic world! Mountain Eagle: Everyone can only live once, I may not be able to solve the problem, but I will solve those who create the problem!

The rat loves eating chicken drumsticks. · Urban

Pouvoir Illimité 02 - Le Domaine du Ranger

Après avoir perdu ses parents dans un accident de voiture, Ryan a immédiatement surpris sa fiancée en train de le tromper avec son meilleur ami. En quelques jours seulement, il a perdu tout ce qu'il aimait, alors Ryan a décidé d'acheter une maison dans les montagnes pour faire face à tous ces événements. Cependant, quelque chose s'est produit avant même qu'il ne puisse entrer dans sa nouvelle maison : la fin du monde. Des monstres ont commencé à apparaître de nulle part, et des dragons ont commencé à dominer les cieux. Après avoir tout perdu, Ryan, qui avait perdu le sens de la réalité, a trouvé de nouveaux objectifs avec le monde dans cet état : survivre et devenir plus fort. Donjons, classes, monstres, compétences, la possibilité d'obtenir l'ADN d'autres monstres... Ryan était déterminé à tout utiliser car il ne voulait plus être spectateur de sa propre vie. Peut-être qu'avec du pouvoir, il ne perdra plus jamais rien. L'histoire, tous les noms, personnages et incidents dépeints dans cette production sont fictifs. Aucune identification avec des personnes réelles (vivantes ou décédées), des lieux, des bâtiments et des produits n'est intentionnelle ou ne devrait être déduite.

ExSoldierLv99 · Fantasy

Forest Ranger, starting from Picking Up a Lynx Girl

After successfully graduating with a master's degree and passing the civil service exam, Chen Ying returns to his hometown's Forestry Bureau to become a wildlife rescuer. He thought his daily work would just involve saving animals and petting all sorts of furry creatures, but ever since he saved a leopard and her two cubs, his life has become incredibly busy. No one told him that the leopard's best friend was a giant panda! And that giant panda was pregnant with twins and couldn't eat bamboo because of inflamed gums. Chen Ying had to call a dentist in the middle of the night to help the pregnant panda with dental fillings and cleaning, also providing a prenatal examination. After that day, word spread among the animals in the mountains that a bipedal vet had arrived who could solve all kinds of ailments! Hold on, being single isn't a sickness and can't be cured! What's that, you wish to arrange a meeting with domesticated animals to fix your single status? Well, that might be worth considering. Unbeknownst to Chen Ying, the animal community throughout the country came to know that the bipedal vet from the Apmu Township rescue station could help solve the problem of being single. Seriously, can't we keep this on the down-low? He's a vet, not a matchmaker!

Cold Tofu Jelly · Urban

Nacht-Ranger

Der legendäre Spieler Marvin transmigrierte an den Vorabend der Großen Kalamität. Es war das Ende der vierten Ära, alle Götter hatten sich zusammengetan, um den Magischen Pool des Universums zu zerstören. Die vierte Schicksalstafel begann zu reifen, und alle Götter, Dämonen, Legenden, Teufel, Liches, Drachen und andere legendäre Kreaturen tauchten nacheinander auf. Um seine Liebsten zu beschützen, bleibt Marvin nichts anderes übrig, als in die Schatten einzutauchen. Dies ist die Geschichte eines jungen Waldläufers, der zum Herrscher der Nacht in der Ära des Chaos heranwächst. _________________________ TL: Nachdem er in einen schwachen adligen Körper übergetreten war, entdeckte Marvin, dass er mit der Welt vertraut war, dass dies das Spiel war, das er in seinem früheren Leben gespielt hatte und... Verdammt! Er hatte nur noch sechs Monate bis zur großen Katastrophe! Als ehemaliger Spitzenspieler würde er natürlich kämpfen, um die Welt zu retten... Ja, nein. Es ist Zeit, zu planen und sich auf die kommenden Ereignisse vorzubereiten. Es ist besser, dieses Wissen zu nutzen, um weiterzukommen, als mit den Göttern zu kämpfen. Folge Marvins Reise durch diese neue Welt.

Dark Blue Coconut Milk · Games

Ranger Malam

Marvin, yang merupakan seorang pemain legendaris, bertransmigrasi ke malam dimana Bencana Besar akan terjadi. Ini adalah akhir dari era keempat, semua dewa bergandengan tangan untuk menghancurkan Kolam Sihir Alam Semesta. Tablet Nasib ke empat datang pada waktunya dan semua dewa, setan, legenda, iblis, lich, naga dan mahkluk legendaris lainya bermunculan satu demi satu. Dengan tujuan untuk melindungi orang yang dia sayangi, Marvin tidak punya pilihan lain selain mempelajari tentang kegelapan. Ini cerita tentang seorang ranger muda yang tumbuh besar menjadi sang Penguasa Malam saat Era Kekacauan.

Dark Blue Coconut Milk · Games

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This is bad! I'm the villain

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