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HP: Wizardry’s a Hassle, Wand in the Right Hand, Gun in the Left

[HP Fanfiction] Alias: It's not easy to be a reincarnated wizard, wand in right hand and gun in left hand. The emotionally defective No. 13 died in an empty and cold ward. The emotionally defective Glenn Hawthorne was born in 1979. He longed for a peaceful life and reincarnated into a new world with family, friends, and everything a normal person should have. But a sudden attack shattered the peaceful life he was enjoying, and Glenn discovered the secrets hidden under the surface of this world. Magic? Alchemy? Obscurus? What are these magical and magical things? Glenn doesn't know yet. But as a killer in his previous life, he developed some interest in this. In order to seek revenge, he chose to enter Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. A former professional killer who has mastered modern killing techniques and is keen on manufacturing, modifying and collecting hot weapons, what kind of sparks will he collide with this magical world after learning the two skills of magic and alchemy? "I just want to live a stable and peaceful retirement life, but you disturbed me." "Choose a way to die." Glenn said this expressionlessly, with the gun in his hand already loaded. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a translation. The original title is:身为杀手想跟赫敏谈恋爱怎么了？ Welcome to my Patreon advanced chapters! Get early access to 50+ Additionally, there are more exciting novels being updated regularly. patreon.com/DarkGolds

YueQiu · Movies

Harry Potter: Drop the Wand, Pick Up the Cape

Harry Potter grows up in a cupboard… until one ordinary morning turns into anything but. Opening the door under the stairs, he doesn’t step into Privet Drive, but into the streets of New York at night—where a desperate boy almost gets kidnapped, and is instead rescued and adopted by Ben and May Parker. In this new world, Harry awakens a terrifying well of “chaos magic” inside himself and catches the attention of the Ancient One, Sorcerer Supreme. Under her guidance in Kamar-Taj, he learns to wield dimensional power without paying the usual price, fights demons and hell-dwellers, and grows up alongside Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy. Seven years later, a misfired portal drops him back into his original universe—into his eleven-year-old body on the very day of his Hogwarts letter. Armed with the experience of a near–Sorcerer Supreme, a debt to his exhausted teacher, and a very firm belief in progress and technology, Harry steps into Diagon Alley, only to find a stagnant wizarding world hiding behind outdated robes and crumbling bricks. Between chaos magic and a wand, between Kamar-Taj and Hogwarts, Harry decides he won’t just survive prophecy—he’ll rewrite the fate of the wizarding and Muggle worlds alike, even if it means dragging wizardkind, kicking and screaming, into the future.

Razeil · Anime & Comics

Marvel: I'm Hermione

[Transformation] + [Marvel] + [HP] What if you go to the wrong world? She was transmigrator as Hermione from the Harry Potter world, but she appeared in Marvel. A mysterious magic book allows Hermione to jump back and forth between the Marvel and Harry Potter worlds.

Snowing_Melody · Book&Literature

Harry Potter: The Genius Who Never Rested Fell for Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger always thought she was incredibly hardworking in her studies, even to the point of being obsessed, until she met Lynn… A study fanatic, a meticulous machine, a tireless monster—that's how students describe Lynn. A well-behaved student who follows the rules, and an extremely rare genius—that's how the professors describe Lynn. Until they peeled away Lynn's outer layer and saw her scarred core. “You can’t survive on just high scores anymore, so stop and take a break, okay?” — Hermione "Life isn't just about moving forward; pause for a moment and appreciate its beauty." — Albus Dumbledore -------------------------------- Read up to chapter 40 in advance at p@treon

SolyuraMT · Movies

[MCU x HP] Reborn as Hermione: Spamming the Killing Curse!

Waking up in a new body is disorienting. Waking up as Hermione Granger—the brightest witch of her age—is a surprise. But realizing you aren't in Hogwarts, but standing in the middle of Tony Stark's New York? Complete panic. Fortunately, "Hermione" isn't empty-handed. Bound to a mysterious Grimoire that allows her to jump between the Wizarding World and the Marvel Cinematic Universe, she realizes one absolute truth: playing the good girl is for losers. Why bother with complex science and superhero morals when the Unforgivable Curses exist? Avada Kedavra solves 99% of her problems. For the remaining 1%, there's Imperio. Tony Stark: "J.A.R.V.I.S., it's time to design the Anti-Wizard Armor." Hermione: (smirks) "You mean the scrap metal that breaks the second you put it on?" Hulk: "HULK SMASH!" Hermione: (raises wand) "Shut it, green guy, or I'll cast Expelliarmus on your pants!" The Ancient One: "You are an anomaly. A sorcerer who does not belong on this timeline..." Hermione: "Let me correct you, baldy. I am a Wizard." Nick Fury: (eye twitching) "Where exactly are you from?" Hermione: (adjusts robes innocently) "Me? I'm just a simple exchange student from Hogwarts." Armed with unparalleled acting skills, a ruthless inner demon, and a wand that flashes green way too often, the MCU is about to learn why you never mess with a Dark Witch in sheep's clothing. [Features] World Hopping: Seamlessly travel between HP & MCU! Two-Faced MC: Innocent schoolgirl on the outside, ruthless Dark Lord on the inside. Magic vs. Tech: Watch science try (and fail) to explain Unforgivable Curses. Elite Banter: Sarcastic, unapologetic, and totally overpowered.

YueQiu · Movies

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