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Welcome to Leblanc, a café in the heart of New York City... and somehow the center of the multiverse? Run by a mysterious young man who's suspiciously wise beyond his years and is accompanied by… his cat? Yeah, what could possibly go wrong? Oh, did we mention he’s got a talking cat? Or... wait, is that just a regular cat? Eh, who’s keeping track? The food? Out of this world. The drinks? Divine. The prices? Suspiciously affordable. How do they pull it off? BREAKING NEWS: Midtown Principal Arrested for Corruption and Covering Up Bullying Scandal! Oh, and did you hear? They’re saying this is the work of some mysterious group called the Phantom Thieves. But, nah, that’s probably just a rumor. Have you tried Leblanc’s signature curry, though? Now that is something worth thinking about! BREAKING NEWS: The Phantom Thieves of Hearts Strike Again! Well, that’s a great story, but we’re here to talk about the real star of the show: the café. The delicious coffee, the mouth-watering curry… don’t get distracted by— DAILY BUGLE: Phantom Thieves Origin? Reports Suggest Japanese Connection! No, no, forget all that drama. This story isn’t about mysterious thieves; it’s about the café. The coffee’s as smooth as silk, and the curry? Legendary. NEWSFLASH: Obadiah Scandal Erupts! Stark Industries in Shambles as Obadiah Stane Turns Himself In After Mysterious Change Of Heart! (Honestly, how does this even relate to our café? Oh right, it doesn’t.) Seriously, folks, it’s all about the café. Not the Phantom Thieves—just a cozy spot where you can chat with your favorite cat (who may or may not be a sentient being with intelligence). By the way, if you catch the owner having a deep conversation with his cat, don’t worry—it’s probably nothing. Just your imagination, right? After all, it's not like the cat is staring directly into your soul... or is it? But honestly, don’t get your head tangled up in that mess. Instead, ask yourself: Have you tasted Leblanc’s legendary curry? So, come on in, grab a seat, and enjoy the best curry in the multiverse. And if you hear a rumor or two about the Phantom Thieves, just smile and nod. After all, this café has its own secrets. Seriously, it’s all about the café. Promise.