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Reincarnated With A Glitched System: Why Is My MP Not Running Out?

Alternative Title: "Reincarnated as the Hero's Daughter: Why Is My MP Not Running Out? After living a life filled with hardships and suffering which ended in her ultimate sacrifice to protect her family and defeat the foes that she hated the most, our protagonist suddenly finds herself being brought to a white space where a God of Reincarnation quickly realizes he committed a mistake. "Wait, you're not from Earth?! Oh, my bad!" After being mistaken for a "good soul" due to her high positive karma count, she is reincarnated by error and given a glitched system as her only gift to explore this new world. Now, she finds herself being reincarnated as a half-elf girl named Sylph with two loving and doting parents. However, as she grows up, she begins to find weird things... "Why is my father just slaying a dragon leisurely?" "Eh? My mother can heal any wound or disease?!" "Wait! Why is my MP never running out? What's going on in here?!" Join Sylph as she explores a new world of endless possibilities, fights against the ghosts of the past that torment her parents’ lives, discovers herself and makes good friends along the way. Who knows? Perhaps this time she’ll even save the world! MP = Mana Points Over 100000 Words available for FREE! Daily Chapters

PancakesWitch · Fantasy

Mr. Noah Jackson's Hidden Marriage: Wife, Do Not Hide

He was the king of the business world, and it was rumored that he liked men. Because of this, Michelle Campbell agreed to marry him. After the marriage, she suddenly realized that he was a big liar! Three years ago, Michelle Campbell was still a Cinderella in a poor village when she accidentally saved the injured mysterious stranger. When the man left, he took away the necklace that her grandmother gave her with her name engraved on it. He said tyrannically, “I will keep this token. I will repay you one day.” Three years later, the man sees the girl in his bed and panics. As her tender red lips curled up to arouse his desire, he realized that the girl who had been tricked by her boyfriend and sent to his bed was the one who saved him. "Don't hide when I tell you to come over. Don't reject when I give you a present. Also, your love for me… don't let it stop!"" He ordered her domineeringly. Michelle Campbell immediately said, "Dream on!" However, his smile was unfathomable. "What a coincidence. I'm best at turning dreams into reality!"

Wangyue Cunya · General

I am really not a medical immortal.

【Hot New Book】Skilled in martial arts, proficient in medicine! Please read the first three chapters, if they don't sit right with you, come at me!

Must be hot · Urban

My Pet Beast is really not an Evil God

Gary Smith arrived in a peculiar world of beastmasters, where an ancient taboo was reborn from the depth of time, and an evil god was lurking. In this world, birds and beasts, rivers and mountains, even elements could spawn spiritual power and turn into pet beasts. Among them, the powerful ones became ecological niches by themselves, radiating secret realm ecosystems such as the Yellow Spring, Skeleton Kingdom, Succubus Nest, and Kingdom of the Sky Tree, nurturing countless followers. The beastmasters make contracts with the pet beasts, nurture them, and control the spiritual power. After witnessing the "Taboo Sun" event, Gary Smith obtained the ability to extract materials from everything in the world and compile "Secret Food". Through the Evolutionary Secret Food, the combination of "The Shattered Dusk World" + "Ancient Dragon’s Dead Egg" results in the Feast of the End. When the pet beast consumes it, it evolves into the Dusk Dragon God. The Dusk Domain erodes the world, turning into the God at the end of time. The Skill Secret Food allows the pet beasts to plunder skills from everything, becoming omniscient and omnipotent. The Sacrificial Secret Food snatches the taboo time, sacrifices the ancient beings, and blasphemes against the gods. His style of beast control also started to become peculiar. There is the Spider Shadow that devours ancient dragons and weaves dreams of all lives with its threads, the Red Master that pollutes the multiverse, and the Devourer of the Realms, who consumes worlds... In response to this, he explained, "My pet beasts are just a bit peculiar. They really are not evil gods!"

Morning dusk crow · Eastern

Dimensional Codex System: I'm really not a cultist!

When Fang Zheng opened his eyes, he was surprised to find himself reborn in a fantasy world of magic, dragons, knights, and princesses. Not only that, but even the game system that Fang Zheng had designed before also followed him into this world. Then, his next step would be to traverse thousands of plains, gain endless strength, become a brave hero, defeat the devil, marry the princess, reach the apex in life… wait, wait, wait, before all that, why was he reborn as someone who everyone called a cultist?

Xibei Cat · Games

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The heavens are invincible from the moment they sign in to Medusa

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American Comics: Investigate the Director of the S.H.I.E.L.D.'s tax issues

After transmigrating, Lin Yu became an employee of the UA Internal Revenue Service. On the first day, the director of the IRS gave a speech,"In the United States, the IRS is the biggest!" In America, only death and taxes were eternal! From the White House, FBI, CIB, to criminals, everyone has to pay taxes to us! Hence- Nick Fury: I'm the director of S.H.I.E.L.D.…Can I pay less? I'm running out of money to build a safe house!" Tony Stark: "I paid taxes. Don't look at me!" Ethan Hunt: "I understand. Why do you have to make me pay taxes when I'm on a mission?" Thor: "Wait, I am the great Asgard…Alright, alright, I'll hand it over, I'll hand it over!" "You're almost done with your accounts and bankruptcy. If this continues, I'm going to lose my job." Professor X: "I'm an educating person. Regarding tax evasion…Can I be exempted from reporting other people for tax evasion?" …… Lin Yu: "You're asking me what the commissioner of the tax bureau is?" Let me tell you now. If the FBI can't solve the case, I'll solve it. I'll kill those CIB doesn't dare to kill. If Batman can't solve it, I'll solve it. I'll investigate those S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't dare to investigate. In short, as long as you're in America, whether you're flying in the sky, running on the ground, or swimming in the water, you have to pay taxes when you're in front of me! This is who I am, the commissioner of the IRS. Is that clear enough?" (All the beautiful comics, not a studio, joy does not reduce intelligence, challenge the longest introduction, longest title.)

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