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Forced to Date a Big Shot
Author: Mr. Yan
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Xue Xi is forced to fall in love at first sight with this dangerous man on their first meeting. With death being the only other option, she makes the first move: “I am rich and I can fight.” “Be my boyfriend and I’ll protect you.” From then on, news of the Xue family’s eldest daughter and number one student keeping a gigolo slowly gets out. Alas, she is someone who protects people she calls her own fiercely, until that fateful day—shielding the man behind her from the supposed-hooligans, she proclaims coldly: “My boyfriend is timid, so come at me if you have any issues instead.” The hooligans shivers in fear as they look toward a certain big boss who is being protected. So the infamous “Black Yama” actually has this kind of hobby?

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I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse

Tricked by a soothsaying mother, during the ghost year, ghost month, ghost day, and the wide-open Ghost Gate, I sneaked into the deep mountains with a Zhang Family heirloom, the Star Stealing Life-changing Talisman. By a mix-up of Yin and Yang, a devastatingly beautiful thousand-year-old female corpse absorbed some of my life force, and she awakened... Kids over 12, please watch this book together with the little buddy on your back, and don't block his view! (Note: don't turn back now, because he has also seen this text!)

Luoshen 2 · Horror

After the Blind Date, I Married A Secret Billionaire

After the blind date, even Ashley Sutton herself didn’t expect to have a flash marriage with a stranger. Her husband, Silas Sinclair, is super handsome but always has a cold face and dislikes her in various ways. Silas Sinclair’s daily thoughts: Woman, you’re getting close to me just for money, right? Hmph, she must have impure motives for doing this! Ashley Sutton, we’re just in a sham marriage. At first, Ashley always thought her husband was just a handsome but cocky salesman. Until one day, the newspaper reported about a billionaire in Felmore spoiling his wife to the extreme. She suddenly realized that it was talking about her husband!

Third Prince · Urban

Gezwungenes Date mit einem Großkotz

Xue Xi ist gezwungen, sich bei ihrer ersten Begegnung auf den ersten Blick in diesen gefährlichen Mann zu verlieben. Da der Tod die einzige andere Option ist, macht sie den ersten Schritt: "Ich bin reich und ich kann kämpfen." "Sei mein Freund und ich beschütze dich." Von da an verbreitet sich langsam die Nachricht, dass die älteste Tochter der Familie Xue und beste Studentin einen Gigolo hält. Leider ist sie jemand, der die Menschen, die sie ihr eigen nennt, mit aller Kraft beschützt, bis zu jenem schicksalhaften Tag, an dem sie den Mann hinter sich vor den vermeintlichen Hooligans schützt und kalt verkündet: "Mein Freund ist schüchtern, also kommt lieber zu mir, wenn ihr ein Problem habt." Die Hooligans blicken ängstlich in Richtung eines gewissen Big Bosses, der beschützt wird. Der berüchtigte "Black Yama" hat also tatsächlich ein solches Hobby?

Mr. Yan · Urban

Napilitang Makipag-date sa Isang Big Shot

Si Xue Xi ay napilitang mahulog sa unang pagkikita sa mapanganib na lalaking ito sa kanilang unang pagtatagpo. Dahil ang kamatayan ang tanging iba pang pagpipilian, siya ang unang gumawa ng hakbang: "Mayaman ako at marunong akong lumaban." "Maging kasintahan ko at poprotektahan kita." Mula noon, unti-unting kumakalat ang balita tungkol sa panganay na anak ng Pamilyang Xue at number one na estudyante na nagpapanatili ng isang gigolo. Sayang, siya ay isang taong matinding nagpoprotekta sa mga taong tinatawag niyang kanya, hanggang sa takdang araw na iyon—habang pinoprotektahan ang lalaki sa likuran niya mula sa mga itinuturing na hooligans, siya ay malamig na nagpahayag: "Ang kasintahan ko ay mahiyain, kaya lumapit kayo sa akin kung may problema kayo." Nanginig sa takot ang mga hooligans habang tumingin sila sa isang partikular na big boss na pinoprotektahan. Kaya ang kilalang "Itim na Yama" ay may ganitong uri ng libangan?

Mr. Yan · Urban
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Share some funny valentine date stories.
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2024-11-24 16:53
One time on Valentine's Day, my partner and I decided to have a picnic in the park. But as soon as we spread out the blanket, a bunch of ducks came over and started trying to steal our food. It was chaos but also really hilarious as we tried to shoo them away while still enjoying our time together.
Funny Valentine's Day Date Ideas
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2024-11-21 19:22
One idea could be to have a 'backward' date. Start with dessert at a bakery, then go for a walk in the park, and end with a simple appetizer at a bar. It's different and can lead to lots of laughter as it goes against the normal dinner - dessert flow. Another idea is to have a 'twin' day. Both partners dress alike and go to places like a bowling alley or arcade. People's reactions will surely be funny.
Wife Valentine Date: Romantic Stories
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2024-11-15 05:24
One Valentine's Day, I took my wife to a beautiful beach at sunset. We walked along the shore, hand in hand, sharing our dreams and memories. Then we had a picnic with all her favorite foods. It was a simple yet extremely romantic date.
Tell me a super funny valentine date story.
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2024-11-24 19:12
I went on a Valentine's date to a movie theater. We got the wrong seats and ended up sitting next to a couple who were very much in love and were constantly whispering sweet nothings to each other. My date and I started making funny faces at each other about it. Then, during the movie, my date accidentally dropped their popcorn all over the floor. We tried to be quiet as we picked it up, but we couldn't stop giggling. It was a really fun and comical date.
Wife Valentine Date: Special Moments
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2024-11-14 07:22
On Valentine's Day, I woke my wife up early with a bouquet of her favorite flowers. We then went for a hot air balloon ride. The view from above was amazing, and we felt like we were on top of the world. It was a unique and special Valentine's date.
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