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The Eternal Love (The Original Work)

The lord raised an eyebrow and said, "When I say one, you cannot answer with two." "Yes." So, she thought, answering with three should be fine, and it's not troublesome at all. "I want you to go east, you must not go west." "Yes." She nodded more submissively. If not east or west, then going north or south wouldn't be bad, not a big problem. "I forbid you to seek other men." "Yes!" She nodded even more affirmatively. She never sought out men; they usually came to her... [PS: The original title of this novel is "Bursting Laughter Concubine: Lord, I Will Wait for You to Divorce Your Wife."]

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InkyPaws · Fantasy

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Antes de conocer a Shen Xu, todo lo que Zhen Yuan quería era buscar el dao y cultivarse hasta la cima. Después de conocer a Shen Xu, pensó que el dao era importante, pero su esposo era lo más importante. Cuando Shen Xu transmigró a un libro, creyó erróneamente que Zhen Yuan no era un personaje de la historia original. Lo que no esperaba era que su esposo fuera el personaje sin nombre más misterioso y poderoso en la novela original.

Muthoni_Murira · LGBT+

Tomber amoureux pour échapper à l'intrigue du livre original [BL]

Avant de rencontrer Shen Xu, tout ce que Zhen Yuan voulait était de chercher le dao et cultiver jusqu'au sommet. Après avoir rencontré Shen Xu, il pensait que le dao était important, mais son époux était le plus important. Quand Shen Xu s'est transmigré dans un livre, il a cru à tort que Zhen Yuan n'était pas un personnage de l'histoire originale. Ce qu'il n'avait pas prévu, c'était que son mari était le personnage sans nom le plus mystérieux et le plus puissant du roman original.

Muthoni_Murira · LGBT+

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