Close body King of Soldiers
Three years ago, he ran rampant in Africa, undeniably the King of Soldier Kings. Three years later, he returned to the city, carless, houseless, and constantly in trouble.
Applying to be a security guard at a company, switching from the battlefield to the office, he's low key, clever, with depth. Even security guards can have their moment in the spring.
Every time someone asked him, why are you always the unlucky one?
Basil Jaak would shyly say, it's just because I'm too obviously handsome!
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Waning Moon · Urban
Best story ever literally in my top 3 Here is a joke A king says he will marry his Daughter to the man who brought him the most pingpong balls. Three man took the challenge The first man came with a big bucket of pingpong balls and the kings says wait till the rest come back. The second man brings a huge sack of pingpong balls and the king says wait. 5 months later... The third man comes and gives the king to small sacks and the king was pissed and said this is all you the pingpong balls you could find!!! The third man said pingpong balls I THOUGHT YOU SAID KING KONGS BALLS. HE THEN COMMITED SODOKU