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In Love with the preacher

Vanessa Jordan, who had faced every horrible thing the universe could throw at her. From being chased by a perverted stalker, to losing a job she finally got for something she didn't do. And as if that wasn't enough, she found out a horrifying secret about her long-time boyfriend. Losing her parents at a very young age had made her given up on God, to her he didn't exist, and if he did he just didn't care about her. And now she's giving up on love too. But everything changes when she meets THE PREACHER... A man who had also had his fair share of sorrows and pains from the past, together with his lovely daughter, they will teach Vanessa what it means to trust once again, and most importantly, how to love again. But the question remains, can Vanessa who hates God more than anything learn to love a preacher... Excerpt In the next minute, Vanessa found herself tumbling into the well. "Miss, MISS! Are you okay??" The all too familiar voice called out to her, striking panic through her whole body. Why did he always ask her that question? Why was she not always okay when he saw her? He always met her at her lowest point. And this is the lowest of the lowest. "YES!! I MEAN NO. NO I'm not okay... Don't come any closer." She shouted at the top of her lungs. "Don't worry miss, I'll get you out of there..." He assured. "NO!!!" She screamed. "Don't look into the well please." "Lady what are you saying? I'll get you out of there! Or do you want to drown in a well??" He said almost angrily. "NO. Please don't_ I'm... I'm naked." She said out loud. "I'm completely naked, I'm not wearing anything, my towel got caught up as I fell, now I am bollock naked so don't come any closer." PS. The Preacher doesn't come into full view until chapter 27... So hold on to your phones and tabs, cause it's gonna be a crazy read.

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Can you share some funny methodist preacher stories?
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2024-12-12 21:17
Sure. There was a Methodist preacher who was known for his absent - mindedness. One Sunday, he started his sermon with the wrong passage and went on for a good five minutes before realizing his mistake. He then just laughed it off and started over, which made the whole congregation chuckle.
What are some interesting funny methodist preacher stories you know?
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2024-12-13 04:51
Once a Methodist preacher was preaching about kindness. In the middle of his sermon, a little dog wandered into the church. Instead of getting annoyed, the preacher picked up the dog and used it as an example of how we should welcome all creatures, big or small. It was a really cute and funny moment.
Can you share some funny short Methodist stories?
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2024-11-02 18:36
Once, a Methodist pastor was preaching about kindness. He noticed a little boy in the front row looking very sleepy. Instead of scolding, he told a quick, funny story about a kind rabbit that shared its carrots with other forest animals. The boy perked up immediately. It was a simple yet effective way to get the message across and also add some humor to the sermon.
What are the elements that make funny short Methodist stories interesting?
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2024-11-02 18:25
The first element is the unexpected. For example, when a Methodist preacher says something completely out of the ordinary during a sermon in a funny way. Another is the use of relatable characters. Just like the regular church - goers in Methodist churches who we can all identify with. Their little quirks and mistakes can be really humorous.
What are some of the most memorable funny preacher stories?
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2024-12-12 10:55
I heard of a preacher who was preaching on forgiveness. He told the story of a man who forgave his enemy but in the middle of it, he forgot the name of the main character in the story and just stood there stammering for a bit until someone in the congregation whispered the name to him. It was quite a funny moment.
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