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The Tyrant Father's Pampered Daughter
Author: White peach sweet porridge
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# pretendtobeafool # emperor # koi # femaleleadisacutebaby The Great Qi’s emperor had been hoping for a daughter, but he got 28 sons instead! This tyrant went to the altar and prayed, saying that if he could get a daughter, he would never kill indiscriminately again and would give peace to the world! To everyone’s surprise, Heaven actually agreed! Ten months later, Qi’s only princess, Gu Nuo’er, was born with tremendous luck. Starting her life surrounded by cunning ministers, being targeted by enemy nations, and in a world filled with natural disasters, the little princess waved her hand and indicated that she wasn’t afraid! With her great luck, she helped her tyrant father clean up the imperial court, pleased the women in the harem, and brought good luck to everyone around her. Slowly, she became a dear princess treasured by all. Tyrant father: The throne is Nuo’er’s cradle. I can even give her the entire nation if she wills it! Prince brothers: We’re handsome, talented, and rich, but we won’t marry. We’ll use our life to pamper our sister! Minister uncles: Whoever bullies our princess shall not blame us for besieging them and eradicating their existence! By the time Nuonuo was all grown up, everyone realized that the youth who grew up with her had been eyeing her for the longest time now… Green-eyed wolf boy, Ye Siming: Dearest Nuonuo, I’ll wreak havoc in the families of those who made you cry, and take the lives of those who hurt you. If you like, my life is yours too.

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As a father, I just want to quietly watch you live a long life

Li Che had transmigrated and, after living nineteen ordinary years, he opted to accept his fate, marrying and having children, striving to support his family. But the moment his daughter was born.... Through his daughter, he rose in status, and his life was no longer ordinary. ... With his daughter’s safe birth, you gained a Dao Fruit, "Immortal Artisan". When his daughter turned one, safe and sound, you gained the Dao Fruit "Dragon Elephant Vajra". At his daughter's age of two, free from illness and disaster, he gained a Dao Fruit, "Pure Heart". By the time his daughter was three, lively and clever, he gained a Dao Fruit, "Chess Saint". His daughter was four, five, six years old.... ... Li Che discovered that with each passing year of his daughter’s age, he could condense a Dao Fruit to enhance himself. From then on, Li Che harbored a simple and unpretentious wish. A Dao Fruit a year, quietly safeguarding longevity. As a father, he only wished... Starting from the warmth of his wife and child by the hearth, to peacefully protect his daughter's immortality. Silently condensing countless Dao Fruits. Henceforth cultivating his spirit, invincible between heaven and earth.

Li Hongtian · Eastern

Immortal Father

"I time-traveled, and so did my dad," Li Ping'an had already arranged everything. He had set up a solid family business for his father in the mundane world and taken care of the relationship to enter the immortal sect. Then, he was determined to tread the path of immortality, to seize his chance at becoming an immortal. But he had never imagined that on the day he attended the talent testing in the mundane world, everything would change...

Get to the Point · Eastern

President, I love being a father!

I'm not your slave, you bastard! She's furious! She's furious! I'm furious! WE'RE BREAKING UP! She's laughing like crazy! We'll discuss this in a hundred years She was her ex boyfriend, mother hated down and out, but he praised her as treasure, when Tsenin, you want my heart, my life, I can give you at any time

Ji Chi · Urban · MTL

New Father: Empress Appearing On My Doorstep With Our Daughters

Lin Xuan was transmigrated to a fantasy world and had a one-night stand with the powerful Ice Empress. Four years later, the Ice Empress, Donghuang Ziyou, appeared on Lin Xuan's doorstep with their daughters, forcing him to marry her. The moment Lin Xuan saw his cute daughters, he was both excited and anxious at the same time. Fortunately, he received the Daughter Adore System. Ding! Your relationship with your eldest daughter has increased by 1 point. Reward: Emperor Realm Cultivation. Ding! You have taught your second daughter a new word. Reward: Chaotic Holy Body. Ding! You have chased away the monster that was scaring your third daughter. Reward: Heaven Devouring Arts. Ding! You have defeated the demons with your fourth daughter. Reward: Chaotic Divine Sword. Three years into his fatherhood, Lin Xuan had become the strongest in the whole universe. "Who would've thought that you are so good at this!" Donghuang Ziyou exclaimed. "I'm a professional in terms of babysitting!"

Cloud Fire Pheonix · Eastern

My Father Is Definitely Possessed

In Cangyuan Realm, one could boost their cultivation level by observing enlightening paintings. Li Changqing, a top woodcarver, crosses over to the world and discovers that his wood carvings are more enlightening than paintings... But his son, Li Hengsheng, begins to suspect that his useless father, who previously only daydreamed and asked for money, might have been possessed!

Li Bielang · Eastern
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What are some common father funny stories?
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2024-12-08 09:18
Fathers often have funny moments when they are trying new technology. For example, my father got a new smart TV. He was so confused by the remote control that he ended up accidentally changing the language to some foreign language and then spent half an hour trying to figure out how to change it back. He was muttering to himself the whole time which was quite amusing.
Tell me some father funny stories.
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2024-12-08 06:29
One time, my father went to a self - service car wash. He didn't realize the water pressure was too high and when he turned on the hose, it sprayed all over him and he looked like a drowned rat. But instead of getting mad, he just laughed at himself.
Can you share some funny father stories?
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2024-12-02 12:52
Sure. Once my father tried to fix the leaky faucet. He ended up getting soaked as water sprayed everywhere when he accidentally turned the wrong valve. He just stood there laughing at himself.
What are the most memorable father and son funny stories?
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2024-11-28 15:25
The father and son went camping. At night, the son heard a strange noise and got scared. The father told him it was just a friendly monster coming to say hello. Then the father made funny monster noises and they both ended up scaring each other and laughing. Well, the father was just trying to make light of the situation and turn the son's fear into fun. They remembered this every time they went camping after that.
Share some father's day funny stories.
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2024-11-26 04:54
One funny Father's Day story is when my sister and I tried to make breakfast for dad. We ended up burning the toast and making a huge mess in the kitchen. Dad walked in, saw the chaos, and just laughed. He said it was the best Father's Day present ever because it was full of our love and effort.
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After she was naked, she became Lord Fourth's palm.

Cheng Xiaoman dressed up as the historical Wu Gege who had no children and had the memories of her previous life. She had the obsession of others. In order to save her life, she could only cling to the Fourth Brother's thigh and tear the white lotus green tea with her hands, seeking a worry-free life. She had thought that the road ahead would be difficult, but who would have thought that things would be different? The cold and heartless Lord Fourth slept in her room every day, and all the concubines in the residence hated her and hated her, wishing they could tear her apart. She was so scared that she shrank her neck. Had she angered everyone? It was better for her to hide. What Fourth Master? Get lost wherever she wanted. Turning around, the usually reserved and cold Lord Fourth grabbed her collar and pulled her back into the room. He questioned with a dark expression," Where are you sending me?" " Don't be angry, Master." Wu Jingrui was all smiles." It's the truth to share the rain and dew equally." "My words are the truth." Yinzhen gritted his teeth. [Lord Fourth, who looks reserved and cold, but is actually full of drama on the inside, versus the bold, life-cherishing, and torturous female protagonist.]

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I became the wall of fans all over the world

[No female lead, no ambiguity.] How long would it take for the legendary " you " to become the wall of fans all over the world? Everyone knew that even if they didn't know Ning Xie, they must have heard his songs, watched his movies, TV series, anime, or something else. Ninety percent of the spiritual food in people's lives came from him. Fan: " Ning Xie is omnipotent. Ning Xie is everywhere. Say thank you, thank you."

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