funny workplace accident stories

Accident Prone

Elizabeth (aka Liz): an attractive young lady, smart, career-driven, self-sufficient, wants to save the world (one surgery at a time). Maximilian (aka Max): hot, smart, rich, playboy, who loves to party! What happens when Liz and Max meet due to an accident? Their personalities are clashing but persistent accidents keep pulling them together. An accident: an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause. ... Mature content! 18+ … Excerpt from the story... Max was confused. "Aren't you appalled by my words? Offended? Why are you still here and not running to your place?" Liz shrugged. "Last night you promised no lies. And I hope that you are comfortable enough with me to say what is on your mind. No matter if you are gay or not, the fact that I feel safe with you will not change. Unless you do something to prove me wrong." Max was surprised by this logic. But then he remembered the deal they made: he will not lie, no games and he will treat her with respect… and she believes him. "You want to know what is on my mind?" He decided to try his luck: "I want to kiss you." Liz frowned for a second while thinking about how to respond. Then she craned her neck and pointed at her cheek. "Here." Max was not sure if he should laugh or cry. "That is not the kiss I was going for." "That is the only one you will get. Take it or leave it." Max is not silly to miss an opportunity. "I will take whatever you are willing to give me." ... This is a heartwarming story that will make you all warm and fuzzy while you laugh and sigh... --- Thank you for reading! ***** I own the cover. ***** Check out my other novels: - "Is this Destiny?" - "Amara - Reunion" - "The Supreme Alpha" - "The Alpha's Bride"

RedSonia · Urban

Married to the Billionaire CEO by Accident

To escape the reach of her parasite family, Su Qiqi was forced to embark on a path of blind dates. She thought she would settle for an ordinary man, never expecting her husband to be a lucky charm for her. What's even more unexpected was her husband turned out to be a billionaire CEO. Su Qiqi was furious that she had been deceived. She asked, "Can this marriage be annulled?" Jin Muchen, the arrogant CEO of the Jin family, replied, "The Jin family has never had a divorce, only widows." Su Qiqi said, "Mr. Jin, you ruined your reputation."

Fei Xi · Urban

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

Falling Into Love by Accident

〈Korean Webnovels〉 Taekwondo instructor Jeong Da-eun needs hundreds of millions of won to keep her comatose brother alive—so she signs on at the neighborhood errand shop for a paid arranged marriage. Across the table waits the boy who made her teenage years hell, Ju Seong-ha, ready to put a ring on her.

Lee Hyun-seong · Urban

MARIÉE PAR ACCIDENT À UN MILLIARDAIRE FOU

#CONTENUADULTE #ÉROTISME #SIGNEDALERME #INFANTILE Lisez les 10 premiers chapitres. Je vous mets au défi de ne pas tomber amoureux. --- Tout le monde dans la vie de Penny Willard avait une chose à dire : "Tu n'es pas assez bien." Son ex ? "La graisse repousse les gens, en plus tu es laide, pourquoi pensais-tu que je voudrais de toi ?" Sa sœur ? "Regarde-moi, Penny. Bien sûr que Chris m'a choisie. Je suis tout ce que tu n'es pas." Sa propre mère ? "J'aurais préféré que tu ne sois jamais née." Son beau-père ? "Tu es une erreur. Une tache sur cette famille." Les domestiques chuchotaient derrière les portes closes... "Elle n'est que le produit d'un viol qui a ruiné la vie de sa mère." Mais ensuite il est apparu. Le fou. Le monstre. Celui que tout le monde craignait. Et il l'a appelée Pingouin. Son Pingouin. Sa vie. Sa raison d'être. Son obsession. --- Le jour où Penny pensait avoir enfin trouvé l'amour, elle a découvert que son fiancé, Chris Adkins, était déjà marié... à sa petite sœur, Ariana. Avant qu'elle puisse digérer cette trahison, une autre bombe est tombée. Elle était déjà mariée. À un homme qu'elle n'avait jamais rencontré auparavant... Un homme caché du monde... Un homme si dangereux qu'ils ont effacé son existence de tous les registres... Osvaldo Adkins. La bête en cage dans le penthouse. Instable, froid et dangereusement séduisant. Et absolument, follement obsédé par sa nouvelle épouse. Ce qui a commencé comme une trahison s'est transformé en amour. Penny en avait assez de pleurer sur son stupide ex. Elle était prête à recommencer et à leur faire ravaler leurs paroles. Elle n'est plus la fille potelée et maladroite que tout le monde harcelait. Elle est le génie anonyme derrière des découvertes qui ébranlent le monde. Une scientifique prodige. Un médecin. La femme sur qui tout le monde compte secrètement. Et maintenant ? Elle veut se venger. Elle fera étouffer Ariana avec ses mensonges. Elle fera souhaiter à Chris de n'être jamais né. Et elle mettra le monde à feu, avec un fou qui vénère le sol sur lequel elle marche. --- Qui a dit que la fille ronde ne peut pas être une fantasme ? Qui a dit que la fille terne ne peut pas être l'héroïne de l'histoire ? Regardez-la s'élever, tomber amoureuse, et brûler tous les ponts qui l'ont retenue. --- Ce n'est pas une histoire d'amour ordinaire. C'est chaud. C'est désordonné. Et ça va vous ruiner. Au moment où vous pensez avoir tout compris, d'autres rebondissements se dévoileront qui vous détruiront. Notre personnage masculin est plein de signaux d'alarme, possessif, n'hésite pas à tuer ceux qui blessent son Pingouin. Il l'a fait d'innombrables fois et adore sa petite Pingouin de tout son être. Ce roman est rempli de scènes très érotiques. Préparez-vous, et soyez prêts pour un voyage plein d'aventures.

Kourtney_Sspears · Urban

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