funny 70th birthday stories

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

dtjiappdev1999 · Fantasy

FUNNY CONVERSATIONS

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

ccappdev2020 · Fantasy

Th£ Shàdõws Wîthîn

~~BLURB~~ Heavy panting could be heard as a girl ran through the wood barefooted. Prickles pierced into her legs and blood began oozing out of the wound but that didn't stop her from running. No matter what, she must get away from him. Not even him. It!!! She looked back and saw him coming. He was walking slowly and his eyes shone a bright shade of red. He had a smirk on his face and she gasped looking forward. She increased her pace running insanely. She saw a hunter and she ran to him immediately. She asked for help and he turned to the creature. He raised his axe and began running towards him. The man smirked raising his hand. He snapped his fingers and the man's head fell off followed by his arms and legs. Blood came out from all those parts of his body and Ariel screamed. She began her run and she sighted a cave. She diverted to another route running into the cave. She put the rocks she found on the ground to cover the entrance of the cave. She breathe out and then she froze. She felt a cold aura behind her and she turned slowly. She screamed loudly when she saw him and she fell on her butt. Shock was written all over her face as she wondered. How did he get in? "You think you can hide little girl?" His cold voice said and she peed in her pants immediately. ~~~~ Ariel Chen, a college student, has experienced tragedy in her past. Her parents' death in a car accident left her in the care of her aunt. As she navigates college life at Maxwell University in Australia, Ariel feels an eerie presence lurking in the shadows. Every night, she senses being followed, and every day, she feels eyes upon her. That's when she met him, the mysterious stranger with piercing blue eyes that seemed to see right through her. Eyes that sparkled with a hint of red, like embers of a forbidden passion. She feels like there's a shadow within her but where?? Ariel finds herself unexpectedly drawn to this mysterious figure, even as she's desperate to escape his sinister grasp. But can she resist the darkness that threatens to consume her or will she surrender to it's intoxicating temptation. ~~ Who is the shadow? When darkness comes knocking, will she open??

Vee_Rahhhh · Fantasy

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