dark humor action novels

Dark Magus Returns

Raze Cromwell was one who had suffered his entire life. A cruel upbringing that had forced his nature to turn sour. In order to survive, he did everything and anything he could, eventually giving him the name Dark Magus. A title that was only given to the very best of mages. “Everything in this world was taken from me, So I shall take everything from the world.” The five Supreme Magus had gathered to eliminate the great Raze, on his last legs, the Dark Magus had one more trick up his sleeve. Activating a forbidden spell, he finds himself living in another world, a world full of martial artists. A world where one could destroy mountain tops with their fist, but Magic still exists in the new world, and he’s the only one that knows about it. **** Note: Raze Cromwell is a character who briefly appears in My vampire system. (For 2 Chapters) There is no need to read My vampire system. Since this story is based on Raze before he became what he was in vampire system. Instagram: JKSManga Discord: jksmanga https://discord.gg/jksmanga

JKSManga · Fantasy

Dark-hearted Boss's Overbearing Spoiling: Escaping Wife, Kiss Me

She had always assumed that her newlywed husband, with his staggering wealth, lacked the ability to procreate, so she was completely unguarded around him, failing to notice that someone's gaze was off... “I like women, our genders aren't compatible, let's get a divorce...” Su Xingyue came up with all sorts of reasons to divorce him, but Nan Yuling decisively, accurately, and ruthlessly cut off all her potential suitors, ensuring that she could only be spoiled by him alone! Besides that, he tirelessly proved it to her in person... Therefore, one day, Mrs. Nan, unable to bear the hardship, ran away from home once again... [He made pampering her a cage, imprisoning his love for her for a lifetime...]

Wang Yue Cun Ya · Urban

Dark King

Catastrophe erupted, it was the end of the world. Survivors were surrounded by the impregnable wall, a new order was established... The desire for power, faith, and darkness pervaded each other, layer upon layer of brands imprinted in every corner of the heart. The virus wreaked havoc, were these humans' true colors? "I unexpectedly survive, I want to live." –Du Dian

Ancient Xi · Sci-fi

Legacy of the Dark Sage

When Kyran turned 18, his life turned upside down. The Royal Army raided his clan because his supposedly non-existent magic got exposed. On that fateful night, he was the only one who escaped. Up to the present, the status of his clan was unknown. A magic inheritance that became a curse, Kyran became a fugitive. Always on the run... living in fear when the Royal Army finally captures him. At least that's what most people thought... "I'll definitely save my family. And I will make all those who made my clan suffer pay tenfold. I'll make use of this magic they so feared, and show them what real terror is...." Disclaimer: The cover image isn't mine. I'll replace it when I finished mine.

Lessyr · Fantasy

Dark Lord Seduction System: Taming Wives, Daughters, Aunts, and CEOs

Wanna see short videos of your characters, check out discord at the end of the synopsis Warning: Many, like way many lemons and smuts. C'mon guys, you know it's gonna be a good one there's no need to read the synopsis and everything down here, but for context, you can go on but the potential is the first ten chapters, it won't hurt to give it a go, just try it and then thank me later, oh, I will be the one to thank you I guess. See you on the other side. Let's goooo Infinity Money and Endless Smut, lemons. Only the good goode things... Also check out my review in the reviews section. ___ Peter Carter is a 16-year-old orphaned virgin nerd who gets bullied daily at Lincoln High. His escort mother died at birth, he lives with his nurse mom and twin sisters, and his biggest achievement is surviving lunch without getting his ass kicked by quarterback Jack Morrison. ___ Human! That's what I fucking was. Me and Tommy were bottom-tier NPCs in everyone else's highlight reel. All I did was study and jack off to porn, fantasizing about women I'd never touch—Madison Torres, Mrs. Rodriguez, Sofia Delgado. They existed in a universe where I didn't even register as human. But then everything changed. [DING! You have Awakened the Dark Lord Seduction System!] A system born from the sexual frustration of hundreds of thousands if not billions of women worldwide, my mission was clear: liberate sexually neglected wives, daughters, unsatisfied hot students, my gym instructor, CEOs, frustrated teachers, and touch-starved women while earning System Points that convert to real money (1 SP = $100). [DING! Abilities gained: Magical Fingers, enhanced stats, master-level skills... ... Advanced Knowledge downloaded: Master Driving, Massage God, Advanced IT...] The system transformed me from school punching bag to irresistible seductive Dark Lord. Every intimate milestone earns SP—from first kisses to full encounters, cucking husbands saving their neglected wives, widows, wives and mistresses of billionaires while walking on the tight edge of seduction and eventual death if I got discovered by these rich guys I was helping satisfy the wives they'd neglected. Now I'm living a double life: shy nerd by day, dominant seducer by night, making bank while giving desperate women what they've been missing. From bottom-tier loser to supernatural playboy. I turn these neglected women into my women, mine alone as we unleash our hidden desires and forbidden intimacies. — Discord server: https://discord.gg/XvZdpUCNZp

almightyP · Urban

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Awesome action scenes, great dialogue. Absolutely hilarious story. I loved reading this, it is fast paced, and action packed. I enjoyed the author's use of humor, and was surprised by how detailed the scenes were. I full heartedly reccomend reading this if you like fantasy/action or dark humor. (For some reason my phone wanted to change humor to humour everytime I tried to type it up... 🙄 Just another reason no one should use spellcheck for the final edit 😣)

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As a frail and frail master who could die at any moment, Bai Jitang had nothing to teach his disciple. The only thing he could tell him was that no matter what happened, there was only hope if he survived. However… Why did she feel that her disciple was looking at her more and more strangely?

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She pampered the villain after the book

Everyone in Guangyue City knew that the eldest daughter of the Yun family, Yun Ran, had a bodyguard who accompanied her since she was young. She could not be chased away, and she was also ridiculed by others because of this. She had once shouted at him angrily,"Can you not follow me?!" So annoying!" He did not react. However, not long after, Missy became the bodyguard's follower. "Ember, if you don't let me follow you, I won't like you anymore," she joked. The girl's smile was bright and cunning, like a little fox. The next second, she was pressed into his arms and kissed. The man's back was slightly bent. His posture was humble and pious, and his eyes were filled with aggression and possessiveness. His voice was hoarse and low. "Ranran, don't joke with me like this." He could tolerate her never looking back. But he couldn't stand her leaving his sight. - The world is turbid, day and night are the same sin, sin and love are the same song. He had lived half his life in darkness, drowning in hatred, and she was his only light. [Cool, rich, beautiful, and arrogant sister X, two-faced, tolerant, and paranoid bodyguard, two strong and two clean, sweet pets 1v1, mutual redemption]

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The daughter of a favored general

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He kicked the emperor

[All she wants is to be a career female lead x "love brain" male lead] When Wei Guan, the daughter of Marquis Ping's family, returned from the Xuanmen Sect in Yingzhou, she was conferred the title of Empress by the dog Emperor. On the night of the wedding, the dog Emperor chased her to the corner of the bed, telling her to stay away from me and not touch me. Wei Guan was sleeping soundly. She wasn't interested in him. ** A strange case happened in Chang 'an. Wei Guan fought with someone and his disguise was torn apart. The other party's face darkened and he gritted his teeth." You don't know me?" Wei Guan was baffled,"Should I know you?" How would I know that you're a dog emperor! The rumored dog emperor was as weak as a sick chicken, unlike him… ** Later on, Wei Guan's master left the mountain, and the dog Emperor followed her and unwillingly called her Martial Uncle. It turned out that the dog Emperor was from the same sect as her. They should be old acquaintances. No wonder she said she didn't know him. He wanted to eat her up! ** Qiu Jian: The Emperor hates the Empress? Wen Qin: No, the emperor is arrogant. Qiu Jian,"Why did the Emperor suddenly issue an edict to confer the title of Empress to the daughter of Cong Ping's fu?" Wen Qin said: I heard that from Ping Hou Guang, I know that the four seas have chosen a husband for Miss Wei. At this moment, the dog Emperor entered the room and asked,"Does the Empress like me?" Does the Empress like to see me in this dress? I won't be chased out if I go to the Empress tonight, right?

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