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Magic Chef of Ice and Fire

Seven unparalleled divine blades. The Ice-Snow Goddess's sigh - Morning Dew Knife. The Roar of the Fire God - Righteous Sun Knife. The Song of the Freedom Wind - Ao Tian's Knife. The melody of Earth's awakening - Longevity Knife. The Hexagonal of God's Hundred Changes - Xuánjī Knife. Dawn penetrating Heaven and Earth - Holy Radiance Knife. The Curse of Eternal Hell - Devouring Demon Knife. These are the seven divine swords, and also seven magic wands imbued with ice, fire, wind, earth, space, light, and darkness. Most importantly, they are also the main character's—kitchen knives.

Tang Jia San Shao · Fantasy

the two-faced Adopted Girl Who Melted CEO’s Ice-Cold Heart

The handsome, noble, cold, and ruthless family heir Ignatius Leclair took a liking to the fostered girl Delphine Carter in his home. From then on, the aloof man transformed into a loyal companion, taking care of children, cooking... The entire aristocratic circle was utterly shocked, with everyone envying. Delphine Carter smiled serenely: cunning, energetic, vengeful, a different persona by day and night. [Reading Tips: 1V1, both protagonists are pure, sweet story, the heroine is beautiful.]

Smoky and desolate · Urban

Immortal Ice Empress: Path to Vengeance

Mira was just a young mortal girl living a normal life until a god ruined everything for her. “Fuck you, GOD! Why do you keep doing this to me!!! What did I do to deserve this?!?” Trapped in a cycle of reincarnation, Mira continues learning and improving in hopes of taking down her oppressor. Follow Mira as she's thrust into a Cultivation World where the impossible is possible, and reality can be whatever you want it to be as long as you're strong enough. --------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: I don't plan on adding romance early in the novel. I will probably add some later in the novel, but it won't be the main focus. If there is any romance, then it will be yuri. This novel will also primarily focus on females. Of course, there will be males in the story, but for the most part, they won't be important characters. ---------------------Reward System--------------------- Gifts: Castle: 2 Extra Chapters Spaceship: 4 Extra Chapters Gachapon: 6 Extra Chapters --------------------------------------------------------- The cover is made by Moonfist from Fiverr: https://www.fiverr.com/moonfist?source=order_page_summary_seller_link Discord: https://discord.gg/4kxFxsCvb5 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Dreyerboys

Dreyerboys · Fantasy

The Ice King's Little Trouble Maker

[Love after Marriage + Daily Life + Romance-Centric] When Qiao Yuxian first laid eyes on Gu Yanjing, she mentally assessed him with two words: Ice King. A few seconds later, she added another two: Cold-faced Demon. And in that moment, one thought crossed her mind: She wanted to marry this man. Then... a month later, the ruthless Mr. Gu found himself forced into marriage. ... Later, when asked about Qiao Yuxian, Gu Yanjing paused for a moment and said, "A chatterbox, a delicate person, too daring... like an enchantress."

Floral Dawn Full Moon · Urban

Secretly Married to the Ice-Cold CEO

Mr. Gu, I have a crush on you ###### Recommending a new book: "Empire Master, You Are Mine" (The main text is completed, feel free to dive in) "Mr. Gu, I indeed have a crush on you. I'm not very brave, and I dare to say such words of liking you only once. If you have not the slightest bit of that kind of feeling towards me, then I will resign right now." "Very well, An Junxi, no one has ever dared to threaten me." "...So, what now?" "You have provoked someone you shouldn't have. Stay where you are, I will come over immediately!"

Nan Xing · Urban

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