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Goodbye, my mate
Author: Lana Mora
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"I reject you! Lucas Archer Farrow from the White Walkers Pack! From now on, I will be nobody's Luna but myself!" The youngest multi-billionaire Alpha in werewolf history turned out to be a woman. Leah Lewyn walked out of the airport in low profile and was immediately surrounded by hundreds of paparazzi. "Why did you reject your ex-husband, Alpha Lucas of the White Walkers?" a reporter asked. "Are you kidding me? I've got my own wolf pack to run and a gazillion-dollar fortune to inherit," she replied. "Is it true that you're currently having affairs with 8 young actors at the same time?" another reporter inquired. "Give me a break," Leah rolled her eyes and chuckled. "They're young aspiring contract models." She barely finished her words before someone walked out of the crowd and stated in a cold voice, "She is currently having an affair with no one else but me, her one and only ex-husband." "Miss Lewyn, I've got a wolf pack to run and a gazillion dollars as well. Why don't you come and be my Luna, so you can inherit my money?"

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Goodbye, Ex-husband! I'm Pregnant with Your Uncle's Child!

On the day I went to the hospital for an abortion, I met my husband holding his ex-girlfriend. That woman was just suffering from menstrual pain, but he was taking great care of her and being very gentle. He said, "I never thought of marrying you, so please behave yourself." He said, "You are just a scheming and fickle woman. How could you bear my child?" I sneered and decided to abandon him! After the divorce, that woman showed off their engagement ring to me. Then, I pointed at the man who had just walked into the hotel and said, "Let me introduce. This is my new boyfriend." Since then, this tycoon, who was only temporarily working as a doctor out of boredom, somehow got a girlfriend who had come to him for an abortion.

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Wrong Love, Final Goodbye: She'll Never Look Back

Tanya Sinclair was devotedly in love with Vincent Hawthorne for fifteen years, only to be in vegetative state on the day of giving birth. Meanwhile, Vincent Hawthorne whispered softly in her ear: "Tanya, never wake up again, you have no value to me anymore." She thought her caring and loving husband had nothing but endless aversion and exploitation for her. And the pair of children Tanya Sinclair fought to give birth to sweetly call his beloved 'mother' at her bedside. Tanya Sinclair's heart was utterly broken. The first thing she did upon waking up was resolutely demand a divorce! However, after the divorce, Vincent Hawthorne realized too late that his life was already filled with the shadow of Tanya Sinclair, and this woman had become his habit. When they met again, Tanya Sinclair appeared at a meeting as a leading pharmaceutical expert, her brilliance drawing all eyes to her. This woman, who once was so utterly devoted to him, now wouldn't even spare him a glance! Vincent Hawthorne thought she was just still angry, convinced that as long as he spoke, Tanya Sinclair would certainly come back, after all, her love for him was ingrained. But later, at the engagement banquet of the new Family Head of The Pierce Clan, he saw Tanya Sinclair in a luxurious wedding dress, joyfully throwing herself into Declan Pierce's arms, her eyes overflowing with love. Vincent Hawthorne was driven mad by jealousy, his eyes red as he crushed his glass, blood spilling everywhere…

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FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

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Goodbye Alpha, I'm No Longer Your Blood Bag

Zarelle Feymere—heiress to the most powerful werewolf dynasty in the world—made one mistake: she fell for an Alpha who saw her as nothing more than a rare blood bag. For three years, she endured the humiliation of a loveless mating, her veins tapped like a commodity to sustain the woman Calden Ashmoor truly loved, Thessaly. His fated mate, who rejected him to marry his brother. When a web of lies and betrayal is uncovered, Zarelle does the unthinkable: she walks away. Now, stripped of her disguise as a docile omega, the true daughter of the Missatian Pack returns to claim her birthright—and her revenge. Calden always thought he’d married a nobody. He never expected his discarded mate to come back as a queen.

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This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

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Can you share some funny goodbye stories?
3 answers
2024-11-13 01:50
Sure. One funny goodbye story is about my friend Tom. He was leaving for a long trip. As he was getting into the car, his dog, which he had forgotten to tie up, chased after the car. Tom had to stop and say goodbye to the dog again properly. It was hilarious.
What are some funny goodbye sayings in cartoons?
3 answers
2025-05-18 23:57
Well, one could be 'See ya later, alligator! After a while, crocodile!' It's simple and makes you smile.
Goodbye, goodbye
1 answer
2024-10-19 06:28
" Farewell " meant to bow and bid farewell. It was usually used to express respect or reluctance. "Farewell" comes from the 29th chapter of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms: "Ce called all the younger brothers in and thanked them, saying," If it weren't for my younger brother, I wouldn't be able to repay the kindness of Lady Wu. However, Lady Wu has a son on her watch, so it's inconvenient to separate." I have a word to tell you: If you go to Jiangdong and see Sun Bofu, you must not tell him about us. I hope you can help me!" While waiting for the TV series, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of " A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality "!
What makes funny goodbye cartoons so appealing?
2 answers
2025-06-18 03:03
Funny goodbye cartoons are appealing because they can turn a sad moment into something light-hearted and memorable. They use creative visuals and witty dialogues to strike the right balance between emotions.
What are some elements that make a goodbye story funny?
3 answers
2024-11-12 19:26
Surprise elements can make a goodbye story funny. For example, if someone is all set to leave in a very solemn way, and suddenly something unexpected happens like a bird pooping on their head right at that moment. Another element is self - mockery. When people make fun of themselves during the goodbye, like tripping over their own feet while waving goodbye. Also, when there are misunderstandings during the goodbye process, such as mistaking someone else for the person they are saying goodbye to and then realizing it, it can be really funny.
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