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Working in a Nursing Home with a Hot Male Coworker (BL)
Author: ladymanah
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Kai is a 28 year old nurse. He works in a nursing home called Shady Pines. He works the overnight shift three days a week. He has been at his job for four years and has many residents and coworkers he enjoys. Recently, a new nurse's assistant began working, who happens to work the same nights as Kai. Unfortunately, the coworker seems to like teasing him. Liam, the tall, muscular, handsome CNA seems to have a thing for Kai. A slice-of-life boy love story set in a nursing home, written by a nurse who works the same shift in one. Yes, these things really could happen in a nursing home. ‐------‐-------------------- Some common terms used in a nursing home setting: ‐------‐--------------------- CNA - Certified nursing assistant. They are licensed to provide direct patient care under the supervision of a nurse. They may assist with activities of daily living such as toilet use, transfers, showers and eating. QMA - Qualified Medication Assistant. Many nursing homes will have QMAs working. They are a cheaper alternative to a nurse and unfortunately are often interchanged with licensed nurses even though the cannot legally assess patients. They are CNAs that have underwent a special program that allows them to pass medications under the supervision of a nurse. Resident - For most patients, a nursing home is their actual home. The correct term for someone living in a nursing home is resident. It is seen as more respectful and humanizing. Lift - A device used to assist residents to and from bed, a wheelchair or the toilet. They are different types of lifts. The most common lift is a hover lift. This is used to lift a resident into the air then lower their body to a surface. This is safer for residents who are unable to move their bodies appropriately. It also helps to prevent workplace injuries. **** This is my zany BL where my ADHD is allowed to run free. if you are looking for a well-planned BL which has two people fall into a deep, soul mate, forbidden love which will prevail against all odds, please see "The King Loves the Court Bard" which I am proud of. http://wbnv.in/a/9diXXtk

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When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”

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Sinful Fantasies: Short Forbidden Erotica Collections

BLURB:18+ Explicit Content Reader Discretion Strongly Advised Content Warnings:This collection contains graphic s****l content, dubcon, age-gap, taboo relationships, religious roleplay, rough scenes, morally gray characters, and explicit adult language. If you're sensitive to dark, controversial, or boundary-pushing themes, this is not the book for you.Some cravings are whispered in secret. Others are too twisted, too forbidden, to ever say out loud.Until now.Sinful Fantasies is a collection of sinful, unapologetic erotic tales where the rules don't apply and the boundaries are meant to be broken. Step into a world where the lines between right and wrong blur in the heat of passion. From priests who can't stay celibate to stepdads who can't say no, each story is a slow fall into deliciously dark temptation. They're off-limits, They're wrong, And they're exactly what you've been aching for. Indulge the fantasies you’re not supposed to have. ****** "You like that, don't you?" he said, his voice low and rough. His lips hovered right at my neck. "Kiss me, Cole," I begged, my head sinking back into the seat. "I…" He leaned in just a little, his lips close enough for me to taste his breath, but then he stopped. "Not now, Mia," he said with that smug voice. His hand trailed lower, gliding over my belly, fingers slipping under the waistband of my trousers. He didn't even hesitate—his fingers dipped lower, brushing over the wetness soaking through my panties. "Damn," he groaned in my ear. "You're fucking soaked."

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Can you share some funny nursing short stories?
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2024-11-13 14:34
There was a nurse who worked in a pediatric ward. A little boy there was so afraid of getting a shot. When the nurse finally managed to give him the shot, the boy immediately stopped crying and said 'That wasn't so bad!' with a big smile. The nurse couldn't help but laugh at how quickly his mood changed.
What are the most interesting funny nursing short stories you know?
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2024-11-13 18:31
Well, I know a story where a nurse was taking care of an elderly woman who was always forgetting things. One day, the woman thought the nurse was her granddaughter and started asking about her school grades. The nurse just went along with it and had a really funny conversation.
What are the important themes in Nursing short stories?
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2024-11-27 16:20
One important theme is compassion. Nurses often show great compassion towards their patients in these stories, like in the story where a nurse stays by a dying patient's side. Another theme is perseverance. Nurses face many difficulties but keep going, such as in stories set in understaffed hospitals. And there's also the theme of hope. They give hope to patients, like the nurse who encourages a patient with a long - term illness to keep fighting.
Can you share some nursing funny stories?
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2024-11-07 17:26
Well, there was this incident where a nurse was giving a child a shot. The child was so brave and told the nurse that he wanted a 'big boy' band - aid after. But when the nurse actually gave the shot, the child let out a little yelp and then immediately said 'I still want the big boy band - aid though!'. It was really cute and made everyone in the room laugh.
What are some of the most memorable nursing funny stories?
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2024-11-07 14:48
A patient in a hospital had a broken leg and was on crutches. He was trying to get to the bathroom on his own and accidentally got his crutches stuck in the door frame. He was hopping around like a crazy person trying to free them while the nurse watched in amusement. After helping him, they both had a good laugh about it. This story is memorable because it shows how patients sometimes try to be independent in the funniest ways. Also, it's a reminder that laughter can make a difficult situation a bit easier for both the patient and the nurse. Nurses often have to deal with all kinds of situations and being able to laugh about them helps relieve stress.
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