funny gift exchange stories

My Scales Can Make Equivalent Exchange

Time Sin is distinct, Numerical Sin is crafty, and Fate Sin is undefinable; when Sinners become calamities, all living things suffer! ...... Wondering about the population dividend in the Cultivation World? This book will tell you the answer! ...... Wang Zijia has transmigrated, obtaining the Golden Finger at the same time, which allows him to exchange his own body at will. But when he discovers what he can exchange with it, he is utterly speechless. Weights: Collection of Miscellaneous Literary Works Value: 6 Description: A treasure trove of knowledge for an adolescent, cultivated intensively for over a decade; it's a precious gem from a Foreign World with immense value! Wang Zijia: "... ..." Looking at one of the biggest Weights, Wang Zijia is momentarily speechless. Reading novels is actually one of his most substantial life experiences! ...... As he uses the Golden Finger to rewrite his futile life, he unwittingly forces his Spiritual Roots to produce an offspring, making the world start to seem different. All kinds of audacious schemes began to surface. Exploiting junior brothers, deceiving baby demonic beings, convincing the worthless ones that they are geniuses. Constructing his own channels and factions, inching his way towards survival on the road of immortality!

Dimensionalism · Eastern

I Can Exchange For Comprehension

"Congratulations, host, you have eliminated evil and upheld justice, gaining a million Good Deeds. Good Deeds can be exchanged for Enlightenment Time." "To observe and understand is to achieve clear enlightenment." "To preach and propagate all doctrines is to attain further enlightenment." In a world of gods and Daoist laws, Shen Zhui discovers that with every sinful person he kills, he will gain Good Deeds and can even exchange them for moments of Enlightenment Time.

Master of Yuelu Mountain · Eastern

Jeg er hemmeligt gift med en stor kanon

"Skat, jeg vil ikke have mere, jeg har det forfærdeligt..." "Baby, vær sød, tag nu din medicin." Den smukke mand omfavner kvinden i sine arme og lokker hende ømt, mens han giver hende medicinen. Qiao Mianmian støder tilfældigt ind i Mo Yesi, den mest ansete arving i hele Yuncheng By, og ender med at tilbringe natten med ham. Efter han tilbyder hende fordele i bytte for ægteskab, har den nyudnævnte fru Mo pludselig magten til at få alt, hvad hun nogensinde har ønsket sig. "Skat, jeg gav Filmens Dronning Cheng Feifei en lussing i dag, var det for meget?" "Baby, gør din hånd ondt? Lad mig massere den for dig." "Skat, jeg har brugt dit kreditkort til det yderste, er du sur?" "Baby, er du glad for dit køb? Bare sig til, når du har brug for mere." "Skat, jeg er træt i dag, jeg orker ikke at røre mig..."

Gentle Dance · Urban

Life Exchange Game

Xia Yu finds himself in an alternate world where he belongs to a single-parent, a financially struggling family. Unlike his previous life as a well-off only child. After living for 18 years with no system, Xia Yu unexpectedly receives an odd "body-swapping game" system. The system allows him to swap or take over the bodies of of any Human or Animal for eight hours a day, in turn acquires various skills called "bonuses" after a successful swap, gaining their speciality. Curiosity and the desire to escape from his mundane life leads Xia Yu to experiment with the system. Ding- [Body exchange has been completed.] [Generating bonus based on the other party's body...] [Obtained bonuses: Music lv1, Painting lv1, Flower Arrangement lv1.] "Well It seems I don't need to sell this body's kidney or get a loan in their name anymore."

Xennovel · Urban

Gift Først, Elsket Senere: Et Lynægteskab med Min Eks' "Onkel"

Ved hendes bryllupsfest stormede en mand ind, der hævdede at være Selinas elsker, og viftede med såkaldte intime billeder og skabte kaos. Selina gennemskuede straks, at det var en intrige, iscenesat af hendes halvsøster, Natalia. Men Selinas forlovede, Ryan, nægtede ikke kun at tro på hende, men gjorde også alt for at forsvare Natalia. Det viste sig, at Ryan og Natalia allerede i hemmelighed havde udviklet følelser for hinanden. Alle – Selinas far, stedmor og Ryans forældre – kendte til deres affære, undtagen Selina, som blev holdt i mørket. Selinas far udnyttede situationen og foreslog at bytte brude, så Natalia skulle erstatte Selina og gennemføre brylluppet. Ryans familie gjorde ikke kun ingen indvendinger, men støttede helhjertet idéen. Det var i det øjeblik, Selina endelig indså den grusomme sandhed: hendes familie og Ryans familie var intet andet end ulve i fåreklæder! "Ophæve forlovelsen? Fint. Men lad det stå klart – det er mig, der afviser dig, din utro, rygradsløse undskyldning for en mand!" erklærede Selina med urokkelig selvtillid. Hendes blik gled derefter hen over lokalet og landede på en elegant og fornem mand. Hun huskede svagt, at han var Ryans yngre onkel. Hun gik hen til ham og spurgte dristigt: "Hr., hvad med at blive gift?" Manden løftede et øjenbryn, fascineret af hendes dristighed. "Det ville være mig en ære, frue," svarede han. ...

Bago_Bago_5587 · Urban

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System Host, you're stealing the show.

[If you don't like a mainstream couple, don't enter.] One day, Le Yan finally decided to submit the application form to become a fast rider. However, Le Yan had said all the good things she could and listed her strengths one by one. The director of the Space Administration still tactfully refused Le Yan's request. Therefore, she decided to make a living on her own. After all, there were so many systems. The extra one would definitely not be discovered so quickly, so Le Yan, who had the system, happily went to do the mission. He traveled through various small worlds to eliminate the resentment of the supporting characters. However, this system that was forcefully stolen felt that its host's understanding of the mission seemed to be a little too much. For the Nth time, the system screamed. Host, please do not have any special thoughts about the original villain. Your mission is to fight the protagonist, not the villain! Le Yan: A supporting role that doesn't want to be a villain isn't a good supporting role. This is called being responsible.

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The Story of the Eldest Princess 'House Battle

His father was critically ill, and his uncle seized the opportunity to seize power. The pampered Eldest Princess of the Southern Dynasty was reduced to a beggar on the streets. After a few twists and turns, she escaped from the Imperial City and became a servant girl in a wealthy merchant's residence. Her status was low and she suffered humiliation. She was unwilling and swore to take back what belonged to her! She used some small tricks to gain the trust of the family head. She used the resources in the residence to prepare for a rainy day, formed a party, bought troops, and was ready to go. The general was plotting something, and the witty minister secretly helped him. The Left Prime Minister had great power, and the Right Prime Minister's son swore to follow him. Imperial Uncle was ruthless, and loyal dog guards guarded him closely. ...... Women are strong, Machiavellian, handsome men.

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Today I'm forced to play again

[Ding! Welcome to the love strategy game. I am your exclusive support system, Meowmeow. I am happy to serve you! Next, let me introduce the rules of the game to you: (1) Rejecting the game and destroying the soul! (2) Rejecting the game and destroying the soul! (3) Rejecting the game and destroying the soul! Important things have to be said three times. Alright, my dear host, are you ready? 1. The handsome young man's eyes were clear,"The princess once said that your life is only a moment. Do you know that for me, it is a glorious moment?" [Congenitally weak princess vs. meticulous and down-and-out young man.] 2. The boy curled up in the dark corner,[If you're not here, the beauty of this world is just a shadow. It's not worth lingering for a moment.] [Virus enters the body of a powerful zombie woman VS a timid, introverted, disabled, handsome youth] 3. If you want to know what will happen after this, then click in! [PS: illogical little white article. The author's IQ is not high enough. Please be careful when you fall into a pit. Also: This is a text with a funny style. The author is the mother of the female protagonist. The protagonist's halo must be there. If you don't like it, don't scold it.]

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The royal wife dressed as a mountain man

Wen Tang was hit by a car. When she opened her eyes again, she became the village beauty Wen Tang who was pushed into the river by her fiancé and best friend and lost her life. But who could tell her why a peasant girl was bound to the Supreme Queen System? If she slacked off, she would become a vegetable and lie in bed for 20 years before killing her. Encountering such a scammer, Wen Tang could only conscientiously complete one small mission after another that caught people off guard. She dumped the scumbag man and tricked the scumbag woman. She resolutely sent her third brother to continue his studies, and then her third brother earned her a noble title. He brought his family to open up wasteland and plant new seeds that benefited the people. He opened a shop to sell pastries, and the pastries he made were fought over by tens of thousands of people. ...... Dong Zhao realized that ever since he saved the village belle, his life had changed. It had gone from being monotonous and monotonous to being full of flavor and taste. He could earn money, fight wars, support his family, raise his children, and be the emperor. Empress Wen cried. When she had accumulated enough points, she wanted to exchange for a Tonight's Desireless Pill! [System: The Supreme Empress mission is complete. Goodbye, host!]

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The protagonist always thinks I'm dead set on him

" Black narcissistic white lotus vs. Zuan Pancake King " Before Qiu Jingmo, he was a " good person " who sold sesame seed cakes. He had been scolded by everyone within a hundred miles. After he transmigrated into the book, his words were restricted by the system. He could only say " sweet words " to the main character of the stallion novel, Jing Yuan. Qiu Jingmo: "You have insomnia, I have insomnia. We will sleep together sooner or later." " A gentle breeze blows. I like you so much." "Don't complain. Hug me." "You are allowed to set fire, but you are not allowed to leave me." "He who is close to vermilion is red, and he who is close to you is sweet." ...... Jing Yuan was speechless. Qiu Jingmo, who had deactivated the system, looked like this: "I love you more than anyone else in the world." "This is the first time I've heard someone call me a dog." "As long as you promise not to go out, I'll do whatever you want." "Be my son. I want to be your father." "Who are you trying to seduce in this outfit?" Jing Yuan asked. "Old Wang next door." "You don't love me anymore?" Jing Yuanxue, who had been greatly shocked, turned black and became a peerless white lotus.

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