funny food allergy stories

Deities Are All Just My Food

Thirty years ago, A meteor fell, revealing God's ruins! A God stepped out from it and started to feed on humans. From that day forth, humanity became the prey of the God, All except for me! Because I feed on God.

Missing You Washing Red Beans · Sci-fi

The Lord who use immortals as food

Mysterious and curious swords scattered across the earth, waiting for their world-renowned Sword Masters. Who can comprehend the miraculous skill that has been passed down from millennia? The city of Chang'an hides those who carry the power of fire and sun, the central plains house giant decaying millennial families, the wild warriors of the Northern Territory silently sharpen their blades, the dance of deceit and cunning occurs among the southern kingdoms... Above the lofty tranquility, a pair of world-dominating gray eyes are slowly opening. Pei Ye raises his head, pulling the Longsword from his stomach: "Immortal Lord of the True Dragon Taiyi... let's see, who is whose prey."

Parrot Bites Tongue · Eastern

Apocalyptic Flood: Sexy Beauty Neighbor's Midnight Plea for Food

Six months of continuous heavy rainfall has caused global floods. The Arctic glaciers melted, sea levels rose, and seawater flowed backward into rivers. Ancient viruses sealed in ice have been revived, leading to biological mutations and racial evolution. Everyone is trapped at home, unable to go outside. Liang Yuan unexpectedly awakens a Lottery System, which not only allows him to win various daily necessities but also different attributes. When everyone is struggling with a lack of food and clothing, Liang Yuan is enjoying steak, drinking red wine, and having a meat-filled diet every meal. A sexy and alluring neighbor, wearing a spaghetti strap bodycon dress, knocks on his door late at night: "Little brother, can you lend some food to your sister?" Liang Yuan: "Sis, isn't everyone short on food nowadays? Do you really just show up empty-handed to borrow food?"

Step onto the auspicious clouds · Sci-fi

Food Stall: Customers Chase Me across the Country

Wang Fan awakens a food system and thus all dishes he makes are delicious. Then, he begins his culinary journey with a food stall. "The soft and glutinous rice noodle rolls paired with fresh, juicy, and springy shrimp, that wonderful taste is simply incredible." "Grilled skewers are unbeatable, not only is the lamb skewer grilled to perfection and juicy, but it also has a hint of apple fragrance." "Crab Roe Bun is the eternal god! Gently slice through the smooth and tender bun skin, and the golden crab roe and crab meat instantly flow out, the fresh aroma of crab lingering at the tip of your nose, this is the legendary glowing cuisine!" "Darn! Wasn't Boss Wang selling buns at Tiantongyuan just yesterday? I barely managed to rush over here early in the morning, and now you tell me he's gone? Where did he go?!" "Hello? Is this the TV station? I'd like to place a missing person notice!" "Help me up, I can still eat three more bowls!"

Northern Sweet Potato · Urban

Her Food Livestream Broke the Galaxy

Jiang Qiuqiu, a 21st-century food blogger, transmigrates to the interstellar era, completely broke and with nothing to her name. To make a living, a food streamer named Jiang Jiujiu burst onto the scene in the Federation's food livestreaming section, attracting countless bigwigs and hundreds of millions of Federation fans! #Shocking! The fan ranking of a certain streamer in the food section is practically a Federation Central TV press conference!!!# Number one on the list is the Imperial Blade, Admiral Mo Si! Number two is the Head of the Cabinet, Lord Jones! Numbers three to twenty are filled by the Federation's 18 war-faring generals! Everyone: !!!??? * Jiang Qiuqiu originally just wanted to cook to make a living, but she never expected to accidentally become famous, enlist in the army, save a legion, and pick up a husband. One day, a short video blew up the Federation's network. In the video, the Federation's hottest internet celebrity, Jiang Jiujiu, was directing the tall, handsome, and imposing Imperial Blade, Admiral Mo Si—with the very hands that had detonated the Insect Queen—to hold a kitchen knife and chop radishes! She also stated: "She has finally found a man who will cook for her." Countless people sobbed over this beautiful love story! -[Gentle and Sweet Food Blogger x The Great Admiral Who Personally Cooks for the Gentle and Sweet Food Blogger]

Xiang Weixun · Sci-fi

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Thank you so much for sharing another great chapter and how funny she is getting caught drinking beer at the fake alibi of her allergy. Have a wonderful day to be inspired to write more

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This is a nice book. Fun to read Expect funny momnents and some what mouth watering food. The characters developement are nice that have some side stories too.

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Like another reviewer wrote, I, too, am totally into farmer stories (not sure why maybe bc it’s related to food? 😂) Annndddd I‘m into stories with cute, funny kids 🤩🤩 Raw? Any spoilers? How is the interaction between the child and the ml? Any hilarious scenes? 😂🙏

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It’s an interesting read. It’s a typical powerful, arrogant and wealthy male lead who married a beautiful girl who does not trigger his allergy similar to the novel whirlwind marriage. Both female leads are feisty and pampered. Although the stories are similar, i enjoyed reading it.

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Th story has a freshness to it that I have not seen yet in other stories. The concept sounds very hilarious but at the same time very funny and unexpected. Who would think of something like opening a shop and just selling food for a living? Very different from most overpowered leads stories. Loved the story.

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All races coexisted. Swords and magic shone with each other. Humans, Seafolk, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs... They fought to bloom the light of civilization and compose an epic elegy! (Lord Farming is slow to read, I suggest you be patient) ……… Friends of the book shortage, please move to "The Way in the Heavens","The Holy Roman Empire","The Road to the Mediterranean Overlord" Group 1:906082865 (New) Group 2:392218485 Group 3:711703474

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The Fairy's Daily Life

In his previous life, his father didn't love him, and in the end, he wasn't even his biological son. When he was disheartened, he actually transmigrated into an elf! In the magical western fantasy world, elves had always been the representative of elegance. As a modern person, Osley was also trying his best to maintain his cold image. He enjoyed this process very much. He, who had been heartbroken in his previous life, only wanted to stay away from everyone. However, he did not expect that he would go further and further down the road of collapsing his character. His biological mother was the coldest elf? I'm sorry, but who's the elf who's pretending to cry in front of her son so that her son can cook? Osley started a fire by drilling wood, and his cold character collapsed by 10%. When he began to cultivate magic, Osley decided to maintain his character. He became the first place. A talented genius could not be profaned! However, he didn't expect a silly girl named Xixi to hug him and push him to the ground. Cold-looking character collapsed by 30% Osley was speechless. During the trial, he acted alone, but he met a confused girl who successfully led him astray. His cold and aloof persona collapsed by 50%. 'Forget it,' Osley thought,'This is too scary. Can't I just leave?' In the end, when he was in school, he met that girl again, Osley…The feeling of being moved was completely ruined. Cold and aloof? What was it?

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Mr. Xi's little ancestor ran away after the car overturned.

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Secret: Starting from the audience

An extraterrestrial crystal from outer space brought Gu Jun to the world of Lord of the Mysteries. With hundreds of millions of years of observation of Earth's evolution data and a god's perspective, how would he grow in this world? PS: Pre-audience channel

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Warriors who hide in the strange world

Demons ran amok, strange things appeared frequently, natural disasters and man-made disasters made the world difficult. Wei Yuan didn't have any belongings when he crossed this world. He only wanted to rely on his proficiency panel to survive in the face of many life-threatening disasters. That was all.

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