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Forced to Date a Big Shot
Author: Mr. Yan
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Xue Xi is forced to fall in love at first sight with this dangerous man on their first meeting. With death being the only other option, she makes the first move: “I am rich and I can fight.” “Be my boyfriend and I’ll protect you.” From then on, news of the Xue family’s eldest daughter and number one student keeping a gigolo slowly gets out. Alas, she is someone who protects people she calls her own fiercely, until that fateful day—shielding the man behind her from the supposed-hooligans, she proclaims coldly: “My boyfriend is timid, so come at me if you have any issues instead.” The hooligans shivers in fear as they look toward a certain big boss who is being protected. So the infamous “Black Yama” actually has this kind of hobby?

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I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse

Tricked by a soothsaying mother, during the ghost year, ghost month, ghost day, and the wide-open Ghost Gate, I sneaked into the deep mountains with a Zhang Family heirloom, the Star Stealing Life-changing Talisman. By a mix-up of Yin and Yang, a devastatingly beautiful thousand-year-old female corpse absorbed some of my life force, and she awakened... Kids over 12, please watch this book together with the little buddy on your back, and don't block his view! (Note: don't turn back now, because he has also seen this text!)

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After the Blind Date, I Married A Secret Billionaire

After the blind date, even Ashley Sutton herself didn’t expect to have a flash marriage with a stranger. Her husband, Silas Sinclair, is super handsome but always has a cold face and dislikes her in various ways. Silas Sinclair’s daily thoughts: Woman, you’re getting close to me just for money, right? Hmph, she must have impure motives for doing this! Ashley Sutton, we’re just in a sham marriage. At first, Ashley always thought her husband was just a handsome but cocky salesman. Until one day, the newspaper reported about a billionaire in Felmore spoiling his wife to the extreme. She suddenly realized that it was talking about her husband!

Third Prince · Urban

The Most Generous Master Ever

Ye Qiu transmigrated to a world of barren wastelands. He obtained the 10,000 Fold Return System. By teaching or giving his disciples something, he could obtain high critical chance returns. [Ding! You gave your disciple a Marrow Cleansing Pill. You activated a 1000 fold critical chance. You obtained a God Marrow Pill.] [Ding! You passed on ten years of cultivation to your disciple. You activated a 100 fold critical chance. You obtained 1,000 years of cultivation.] [Ding! You gave your disciple a superb grade treasure, the Zixia sword. You activated a 10,000 fold critical chance. You obtained a Deity Sword Cloud.] His disciples praised, “Master, you are so generous. You always give us everything you have.”

Su Yu · Eastern

Gezwungenes Date mit einem Großkotz

Xue Xi ist gezwungen, sich bei ihrer ersten Begegnung auf den ersten Blick in diesen gefährlichen Mann zu verlieben. Da der Tod die einzige andere Option ist, macht sie den ersten Schritt: "Ich bin reich und ich kann kämpfen." "Sei mein Freund und ich beschütze dich." Von da an verbreitet sich langsam die Nachricht, dass die älteste Tochter der Familie Xue und beste Studentin einen Gigolo hält. Leider ist sie jemand, der die Menschen, die sie ihr eigen nennt, mit aller Kraft beschützt, bis zu jenem schicksalhaften Tag, an dem sie den Mann hinter sich vor den vermeintlichen Hooligans schützt und kalt verkündet: "Mein Freund ist schüchtern, also kommt lieber zu mir, wenn ihr ein Problem habt." Die Hooligans blicken ängstlich in Richtung eines gewissen Big Bosses, der beschützt wird. Der berüchtigte "Black Yama" hat also tatsächlich ein solches Hobby?

Mr. Yan · Urban
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Share your funny worst date ever stories.
2 answers
2024-12-04 22:50
I had a date at the park. It started out okay, but then it began to rain really hard. We ran for shelter, but the place we found was full of bugs. My date was freaking out about the bugs more than trying to make the best of the situation. It was a total mess.
What are some elements that can make a date turn into a funny worst date ever story?
3 answers
2024-12-05 03:34
One element is bad communication. Like if someone doesn't listen to you at all during the date. For example, I had a date who just rambled on about themselves and didn't let me get a word in. Another is unexpected disasters. Say you plan a picnic and it suddenly starts hailing. That can turn a normal date into a nightmare. And also, inappropriate behavior. If a date is rude to the waitstaff in a restaurant, it's just not a good look.
What could make a first date the worst ever?
1 answer
2024-12-05 18:34
When your date has really bad hygiene, that can make a first date the worst. I had a date once where the person had really bad breath and it was all I could think about during the whole time. Another aspect could be if they talk only about themselves and don't show any interest in getting to know you. It makes you feel like you're just there to listen to them brag, which is not a pleasant experience at all.
Share your worst first date ever story.
1 answer
2024-12-05 13:19
My worst first date story is about a date where the person showed up an hour late without even calling. And when they finally arrived, they were in a bad mood and complained the whole time about their day at work. It was so off - putting and I couldn't wait for the date to end.
Funny Worst First Date Stories: Share Your Experiences
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2024-12-03 15:53
Well, once I went on a first date to a really fancy restaurant. The guy spent the whole time talking on his phone about work. He didn't even look at the menu until the waiter came for the third time. It was so awkward, and I just left in the middle of it.
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