son accidentally gives mom orgasm story
"According to my divination, you'll die in three days," Lu Miao said. "Thank goodness. I'm so done with life," Mr. Gu said. He then started looking for a Fengshui master to assist him with his cemetery search. Lu Miao extended her hand. "Hang on. I'm an expert in this. Don't give the job to someone else." Three days went by, and three more after that. Mr. Gu was getting restless. "When exactly will I die?" "Don't rush. It'll happen very soon!" Lu Miao replied. Three months went by. Mr. Gu was still alive and well. With a red glow in his eyes, he forced Lu Miao into a corner. "Miao, you saved my life. You have to take up this responsibility toward me." For some unknown reason, the top-notch metaphysics bigshot, Lu Miao, transmigrated into the body of a child with parents who didn't love her. She even had a fiance who would soon die. Her parents looked forward to her death, and her siblings all hated her. Everyone in the city waited for her to make a fool of herself. Lu Miao held a talisman in her left hand and a Fengshui wheel in her right. Business only kept getting better. Bigshots from various walks of life showed up at her door. "How much do you need for the wedding gift? We're willing to pay ten times that amount." "Get lost," Lu Miao's siblings uttered. "Thanks for the offer, but she's already married," Mr. Gu said.
Great Story with a great Foundation. Now that's 140 words. As I am bad with this reviews I'm just gonna tell you a story(joke) . . . . . On Thanksgiving day, a little boy overhears his mom and dad fighting. He hears his mom call his dad a bastard and hears his dad call his mom a *****. He asks, "Mommy, what does bastard mean?" She answers, "Um, it means boy." Then he asks, "Daddy, what does ***** mean?" He says, "Uh, it means girl." Later that day, the boy sees his father in the bathroom shaving; the dad accidentally cuts himself and says, "Shit." The son asks, "What does **** mean?" The dad says, "It means shaving cream." Then he sees his mom in the kitchen carving the turkey; she accidentally cuts herself and says, "Fuck." The son asks her what that word means and she says, "It means carving." That evening, the family's guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. The son opens the door to welcome them and says, "Welcome bitches and bastards! My dad is in the bathroom rubbing **** on his face and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey."