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He's Actually A Sexy Girl? I Erected!
Author: Not Yi Fan
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After meeting in reality, Tang Feng suddenly realized that his online best friend was more feminine than he imagined. Even a little "Bottom". At that time, he obtained the Scanning System. The result of the scan on his best friend was [Song Lele. Female. Beauty score: 93. Body score: 95. Net worth: 46 million.] Scan lottery: [High-quality lottery ticket. Contains a Tier One reward.] Scan stone: [High-quality rough jadeite. Will be able to obtain 182 grams of Emperor Jade once opened.] This is a system what could actually scan everything! … He could not believe that his best friend was actually a school diva, disguised as a man, have an extremely sexy figure, large and elastic breasts, tight and slender legs, add the most enchanting face... He shamelessly got an erection out of control

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Curing The Erection Of Four Beast Alphas

CONTENT WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE SEXUAL THEMES, EXPLICIT ADULT CONTENT, AND SITUATIONS INTENDED STRICTLY FOR MATURE AUDIENCES (18+). READER DISCRETION IS STRONGLY ADVISED. ******************************************* “Tell me what you need me to do.” Where the shamelessness or boldness came from, I had no idea but I didn’t care anymore.  Without breaking eye contact for even a second, Allen replied in a disgustingly devilish voice. “I need you to take my cock in your mouth and let me pound your throat until I fill your mouth with my seed. Do you think you can handle that? Mmm?” My hands were still on his cock and instead of backing out, I slowly started stroking him.  “Fuckkkk! That feels so good baby,” he murmured softly. “Now you know my answer.” ******************************************* Ezra wakes up in a strange world with pointy-eared people, glowing castles, and a family he doesn’t recognize. Before he can figure out where he is, everyone keeps calling him “young master” and insisting he’s a harmless beta. But at a royal event, his body betrays him and he suddenly “awakens,” releasing pheromones he can’t smell and can’t control. The entire hall of powerful Alphas turns toward him like wolves scenting blood. The four royal brothers, dangerous, famous, and stupidly attractive, claim he’s an omega who belongs to them. Ezra has no idea what an omega even is. Then a weird system appears. [SYSTEM ERROR: Omega awakening detected. First task: avoid every Alpha in this room.] While trying to figure out what happened to him, Ezra learns the truth: the original body he now lives in was murdered, and the man who killed him is still out there. Worse, he’s tied to the royal family. Forced into a world where omegas are treated like property, Ezra must survive: Four Alpha brothers who want him both romantically and sexually and would do anything to have him in their bed every night. A system that only appears when he’s seconds from disaster. A disgustingly handsome and obsessive killer watching him from the shadows. And his growing deep feelings for one particular brother. He only has three days before the brothers drag him into the royal house for good. And the worst part? His body reacts to them… way too easily.

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2024-11-20 12:48
There was this time in a school play rehearsal. One of the actors had to wear a very tight costume. As he was getting into character and doing some silly poses, the tightness of the costume in a certain area made it look like he had an erection. The whole cast couldn't stop giggling, and he was so embarrassed but it made for a really funny behind - the - scenes story.
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2024-12-04 23:40
A guy went on a first date to an amusement park. They went on a roller coaster. The thrill of the ride and the close proximity to his date made him get an erection. He was so nervous about it being noticeable that he spent the rest of the date sitting down as much as possible.
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2024-12-02 11:21
A man was at a yoga class. He was trying a new pose that required a lot of leg pressure. Somehow, the pressure and the stretching made him get an erection. He was so embarrassed but the instructor just thought he was having a hard time with the pose and helped him adjust.
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2024-11-20 16:45
Maybe there's a story where a character is at a yoga class and gets an erection during a particularly relaxing pose. The contrast between the serene yoga setting and this unexpected physical reaction can be quite funny. He's trying to stay calm and not disrupt the class while dealing with this situation.
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2024-11-20 13:41
There was a stand - up comedian who told a story about his first date. He was so nervous that he accidentally spilled his drink on his lap. When he stood up to clean it, the wet spot made it look like he had an erection. He described how his date's face changed from shock to laughter, and how they ended up having a great time laughing about it.
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