umbreon and glaceon love story fanfiction

Guy read the fic it's awesome! I especially love the Umbreon, too bad my queen isn't getting enough screen time wuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon is not the most compatible pokemon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however vaporeon has its human on pokemon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, umbreon. Umbreon boasts an extremely impressive defense stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, defense and special defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, inner focus allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability synchronise, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels combined with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect, breedable pokemon. A great fun fact, umbreon can excrete toxins in it's sweat, which would in turn soak your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your umbreon as well (which with synchronise, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). It can learn payback, which doubles in power after the pokemon is hit, meaning umbreon will throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn guard swap, it could give you it's insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, umbreon also has access to endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use taunt, in turn making you only able to do attacking moves such as slam, pound, etc; It's access to the abilities inner focus and synchronise allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of it's pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other pokemon, or even four times, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with it's extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes umbreon the most qualified to breed with humans; able to take d**k of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.

it's great story i wish the pace would pick up a bit but it's awesome and if he has an eevee that evolve to espeon or umbreon thxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

It is a tradition of every pokemon fanfic that readers will give pokemon recommendations so here are some of mine 1. Charizard 2. Nidoking/Nidoqueen 3. Clefable 4. Arcanine 5. Alakazam 6. Gengar 7. Mr. Mime 8. Gyarados 9. Lapras 10. Ditto 11. Aerodactyl 12. Snorlax 13. Dragonite 14. Crobat 15. Xatu 16. Politoed 17. Espeon 18. Sylveon 19. Umbreon 20. Murkrow 21. Wobbuffet 22. Steelix 23. Scizor 24. Shuckle 25. Heracross 26. Ursaring 27. Delibird 28. Houndoom 29. Donphan 30. Tyranitar 31. Sceptile 32. Blaziken 33. Swampert 34. Swellow 35. Slaking 36. Sableye 37. Aggron 38. Torkoal 39. Flygon 40. Altaria 41. Zangoose 42. Seviper 43. Crawdaunt 44. Armaldo 45. Milotic 46. Tropius 47. Absol 48. Salamence 49. Metagross 50. Torterra 51. Infernape 52. Empoleon 53. Staraptor 54. Luxray 55. Mismagius 56. Spiritomb 57. Lucario 58. Drapion 59. Toxicroak 60. Weavile 61. Magnezone 62. Rhyperior 63. Electivire 64. Magmortar 65. Togekiss 66. Yanmega 67. Leafeon 68. Glaceon 69. Mamoswine 70. Porygon z 71. Dusknoir 72. Krookodile 73. Klinklang 74. Zoroark 75. Haxorus 76. Volcarona 77. Greninja 78. Talonflame 79. Gogoat 80. Pangoro 81. Trevenant 82. Goodra 83. Noivern 84. Decidueye 85. Incineroar 86. Lycanroc 87. Toxapex 89. Salazzle 90. Golisopod 91. Mimikyu 92. Rillaboom 93. Corviknight 94. Toxtricity 95. Sirfetch'd 96. Dragapult 97. Urshifu 98. Skeledirge 99. Armarouge 100. Ceruledge 101. Tinkaton 102. Annihilape 103. Kingambit 104. Gholdengo

By the name of Arcanine,Umbreon,Mighthyena,Entei,Suicune,and Raikou,I pronounce you my most favorite pokemon novel!!!!!Even more than canon since I forgot nearly everything about canon!!!!!!