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Qi Ming woke up to find that he had transmigrated. He had become a disciple of the Green Cloud Peak, one of the twelve peaks of the Heaven Enlightenment Sect. Fortunately, the "AFK Farming Software" was activated and changed his life. "Ding!" "You had been AFK Farming for seven days in the game dungeon 'Shu Mountain Ancient Path'. You have cleared the game dungeon seven times. You have obtained: 1 Seven Star Sword, 1 Sword Kinesis Technique, 1 Top-Grade Foundation Establishment Pill, and 630 Low-Grade Spirit Stones." ... "Ding!" "The Green Cloud Qi Refinement Art has been cultivated for a day. Your cultivation progress has increased. You will break through to the next level after 10 days of AFK Farming." ... Qi Ming was tired of cultivating. It was too dangerous out there, so he could only cultivate through the AFK Farming Software every day in the sect. Eventually, Qi Ming reached Foundation Establishment, followed by Golden Core, and subsequently Nascent Soul. He... became invincible?

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Can you share some funny software engineering stories?
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2024-11-16 04:45
One funny story is that a software engineer was trying to debug a program. He spent hours looking for the error until he realized that he had forgotten to turn on his computer's Wi - Fi and the program was waiting for an online resource. And there was also a case where a developer wrote a very long and complex function. When his colleague asked him to explain it, he just said 'It's magic!'.
What are some funny comics about software engineering?
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2025-12-01 23:55
Well, there's 'Code Monkeys' which is a hilarious take on the software engineering world with its quirky characters and funny situations.
What are the most interesting funny software engineering stories you've heard?
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2024-11-16 08:05
I heard about a software engineer who was so tired that he accidentally typed his password instead of a variable name in the code. The compiler error was hilarious. Another time, a team was using a very old programming language for a legacy project. They had to use a floppy disk to transfer the code, and one of them accidentally put the floppy in the coffee cup holder instead of the disk drive.
What are some funny engineering mistakes in history that led to funny engineering stories?
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2024-10-26 03:45
A group of engineers were building a water tower. They miscalculated the height needed for proper water pressure in the surrounding area. As a result, the water barely trickled out of the faucets. People in the area had to use buckets to collect water for a while. It was a funny situation in hindsight as the engineers had to quickly fix their error.
software engineering graduate salary
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2026-02-13 02:24
There was a big difference in the salary of software engineering graduates. According to some data, in 2024, the salary of freshmen was 13.8K, but there were also software engineering freshmen who received a salary of 7.5K after submitting hundreds of resumes. Overall, the salary range of software engineering positions was 4.5 - 50K, of which 68.9% of the positions were paid 10 - 30K per month, with an annual salary of 12 - 36W. Moreover, the statistics showed that 2023 had an increase of 4% compared to 2022. In 2019, the software engineering salary was 13.6K, an increase of 10% compared to 2018. It should be noted that these statistics relied on the public salary released by each platform for reference only. " When a programmer meets a psychologist " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click to read it!
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