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My System Is Three Thousand Years Early
Author: Don't be ridiculous
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When Cheng Guang woke up, he realized he had traversed to another world. He had thought his transmigrated identity would be the esteemed Princely Heir to the Duke, but he hadn't expected an additional (pseudo-) in front of it. It wasn't tragic, but it definitely wasn't great either, it was just very helpless. Cheng Guang had thought that being able to be a pseudo-Princely Heir was the biggest cheat in his life, but to his surprise, he was also bound to a system. This system was even more of a scam! It seemed to have bound him three thousand years too early! It started by telling him he had advanced to the Heavenly Human Realm and instructed him to confront the Empress of Great Zhou, who was also in the Heavenly Human Realm. But he was just a small potato! However, wait a second, the Empress of Great Zhou, years later, seems to be just a pushover right now? Cheng Guang became resolute and confident again, I got this!!!

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The Supernatural era descended, the rules changed, mystery arrived, and the world altered. Countless ruins of civilization emerged, and an abundance of Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures lay at everyone's fingertips. Radical faction, "This is the best of times, entering a new world, excavating relics, mass evolution!" Conservative, "This is the worst of times, with countless monsters outside, once you leave the Safe Zone, extinction awaits humanity!" … Meanwhile, at a remote ruin, Lu Yuan successfully discovered new treasures and sought after the mysterious wealth, desperately trying to contact his fellow Earthlings. "Found a communicator, can it get through?" "Hey, humans—I'm almost becoming a god, and you're still hiding in the Safe Zone?" …… (Original title: "A Thousand Years Ahead of Humanity") (Also known as "Picking Up Trash in the New World," "Even Wealthier Than All Humans," "One Person Is a Civilization," "Please Call Me the Human Pioneer," "I Am the Strongest Pioneer," and more!)

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Jiulong Continent, ancient times had Nine Dragons! It is said that one who obtains a dragon can stand above billions of people; one who obtains nine dragons shall become the ruler of the continent! Young Yun Xiao, in an attempt to save a treacherous individual, suffers severe injuries to his meridians. However, he experiences an extraordinary twist of fate and rises from dire circumstances. He merges with the soul of the Dragon Sky War God and is reborn, thus beginning his own legendary tale of defying destiny. "Eh? Isn't this a parasitic wasp?" "Who says it is a parasitic wasp? Have you ever seen a golden parasitic wasp?" "Even if it is golden, it's still a parasitic wasp!" "No, it is a dragon!!!"

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Share some early Dungoens and Dragons funny stories.
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2024-11-11 17:42
One funny story could be about a bumbling wizard. He was trying to cast a spell to turn his pet mouse into a flying creature. But instead, he turned it into a giant, bouncy ball. The mouse - now a ball - started bouncing all over the dungeon, knocking over potions and scaring the other adventurers.
What are the most memorable early Dungoens and Dragons funny stories?
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2024-11-11 22:21
A memorable one is when a rogue tried to pick the lock of a 'locked' door. Little did he know it wasn't really locked, just stuck. When he finally managed to 'pick' it, the door swung open so hard that it knocked him flat on his back. His friends couldn't stop laughing as he lay there, dazed.
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2024-11-04 07:29
A colleague of mine found out she was pregnant early on. She was always so tired that she once fell asleep during a meeting at work. Everyone thought she was just being rude at first, but then she announced her pregnancy and everyone understood. It was quite a humorous situation as she was usually so professional.
Share some dungeons and dragons funny stories.
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2024-11-29 19:20
In a campaign, we had a barbarian who thought he could charm a dragon by doing a little dance. He started flailing around like a madman. The dragon just looked at him like he was an idiot and then flew away. It was so unexpected and hilarious. We still joke about it to this day. The barbarian was so embarrassed but it made for a great story.
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2024-11-30 15:57
Once, our paladin challenged a group of goblins to a 'fair fight'. He put down his sword and shield and said he would fight them with his bare hands. Well, the goblins didn't play fair and all jumped on him at once. He ended up looking like a goblin pile with his arms and legs flailing. It was both funny and a lesson for him not to be so trusting of goblin honor.
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