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Do Not Speak Ill of My Mother!
Author: Moonset Sleepy Stars
Ongoing · 1.4M Views
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【Transmigration+Entertainment Circle Cute Baby+Godly Wealth System+1V1 Double Cleanliness】 Yan Yueqing transmigrated into a book, becoming a cannon fodder eighteenth-tier celebrity in a certain kid variety show novel. The female lead shot to fame through the kid variety show, while she, due to her "lick dog" persona, attracted endless cyberbullying. After being blackballed to the point of quitting the industry and jumping into the sea, the female lead not only lived in her house, spent her money, but also used her child to make a counterattack comeback! Yan Yueqing: Thanks for the invite! I'll raise my own son! The female lead can enjoy her own life, just don't get involved with me! A lick dog persona, huh? System: Here's fifty billion, let them witness what it means to lick to the extreme and become wild! Cyberbullying, huh? After the kid variety show aired, fans all over the network started calling her mom! Inside a luxury villa, a little stone-faced boy watched the live broadcast of the wildly popular Yan Yueqing and said indifferently, "Dad, my mom's standards in the future should be based on her." A certain business tycoon held back his laughter, "That's your biological mom." Little stone face: ??? 【ps: A system feel-good story devoid of logic, some plot points allude to reality, and all the tags have been placed. If you mind, don't click.】

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Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!

Fairy Elfie · Urban

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance

Mo Xiaoshui · Teen

I Only Love You In The Whole Wide World

Four years. That’s how long he took to transform from being a penniless young man to becoming the heir of a mysterious conglomerate. His return was a glorious event! Four years. That was the time she took to fall from being a rich heiress to an insignificant script writer in the entertainment industry. And she could even end up in jail! “Evelyn Sherman, if only you had loved me a little more than money then, you wouldn’t have to beg me now.” The man jeers coldly. Evelyn Sherman smiles cunningly. She pushes a little bun into his arms. The little bun hugs him and even gives him a big kiss, “President, do you want to buy my mommy? She can pretend to be a teenager or act like a queen. She can do both young, refreshing roles and the hard core stuff equally well. She’s a professional genius at giving birth. You can bring her home for US$10 million!” Chester Yale stares at the little face that looks exactly like his in a shock. He clenches his teeth and said, “Deal! I will add on another $10 million to buy you too!” In the next second, a little princess pokes her head out from behind the door, “Daddy, you’ll need another $10 million for me.”

Stupa Demon · General

Amongst the Stars, Out in the Ocean, There's You

The only condition he asked of her before marriage was for her to be “good’. After marriage, she truly was well-behaved. She sees his gifts but does not react, she knows about his promiscuous relationships but does not ask. She holds no hope of garnering his love and affection, and never once, did she forget to take her Plan B pills. She even complied and signed the divorce papers! With a grim look on his face, he stopped the woman who was about to escape. She grinned sweetly, “Young master Sulliven, don’t forget, we have gotten a divorce, we are completely uninvolved now!” The man shredded the divorce papers and smiled with his teeth clenched, “Ask the bun in your stomach whether or not we are still involved!”

Zhao Xibao · General

Destined with You

A meticulously designed conspiracy led her straight into his arms by accident. He, too, grew addicted to caring for her, his love for her bone deep. It was rumored that the sixth young master of the Beiming family was a man raised by wolves—he was vicious and cruel. She nodded tearfully, “Too vicious, too cruel.” “Do you know what the most important attribute of a wolf is?”

Si Chengcheng · Urban
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Why is it important to think before you speak in the context of funny stories?
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2024-12-08 08:07
When we think before we speak in funny stories, we can better adjust our words to fit the audience. If you're at a party with different age groups and you want to comment on someone's dance moves. Without thinking, you might say something inappropriate. But if you think, you can come up with a funny yet appropriate comment like 'Your dance moves are like a new form of art that's still in the experimental phase.' It makes everyone laugh and feel comfortable.
Can you share some 'think before you speak' funny stories?
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2024-12-07 08:12
Sure. There was a time in a meeting when a colleague was about to say something critical about a new project. But he paused and thought. Then he said in a funny way, 'Well, at first I thought this project was like a sinking ship, but now I realize it's more like a ship that's just taking a really long nap.' Everyone laughed and it also saved him from being too negative without thinking.
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2024-12-12 16:05
At a family gathering, a cousin saw his aunt's new haircut and said, 'Auntie, your hair looks like a bird's nest!' Everyone was shocked. He should have thought first. He could have said, 'Auntie, your new haircut has a really unique style.'
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2024-12-12 06:30
Once there was a man at a party. He saw a woman wearing a very unique hat. Without thinking, he blurted out, 'Your hat looks like a flattened bird!' The woman was offended. But later, he realized he should have thought before speaking. If he had, he could have said something like, 'Your hat is so interesting and one - of - a - kind!'
What are the stories of babies learning to speak?
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2025-01-10 12:27
There were many resources that could help with stories about babies learning to speak. For example,"Language Enlightenment: Babies Learn to Speak Series (Volume 2): Telling Short Stories" was a language enlightenment book for babies aged 3-6. In addition, there were also cartoons such as Guli Guli and Baby Learning to Speak: Excavator, Monster Appears, Baby Awareness Enlightenment Animation that could help babies learn to speak. In addition, I recommend Sasaki Yoko's "Little Bear Picture Books." This set of books is suitable for children at a young age. It is suitable for parents and children to read. The stories inside are good for guiding children to have good living habits. In addition, there are some audio books, children's songs, and self-composed children's songs that can also help the baby learn to speak.
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