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The Best Director
Author: Wallee The Robot
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Wang Yang never stopped pursuing his dream of becoming a director and making movies that could amaze the world. However, the fate seemed to play a malicious joke on him. He got wrongly accused and expelled from USC. Fortunately, when God closed a door to Wang Yang, he opened a window for him. After a baby stroller hit him on the street, he began to be able to watch the movies from the future in his head! Since then, the year of 1988 was destined to be an extraordinary year. Besides the miracle written by “Titanic”, one of the most legendary directors in the 21st century was rising quietly…

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Legendary Hollywood Director

A man who perfectly combined business and literary aspects in his films, a man who Eva Green was obsessed with, a man who broke the status quo of Hollywood - yes, we are talking about Lyman Lattes, a godly French director.

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La Tentadora del Director General: Seduciendo al Prometido de Mi Hermana

Denise Montgomery es drogada por su padre y su madrastra y enviada a la cama de un cliente, solo para despertar junto a Jason Harrington, el poderoso Director General del Grupo Harrington. Creyendo que es solo un acompañante contratado, deja una nota manuscrita con un pagaré por doscientos dólares como pago y se marcha sin pensarlo dos veces. Pero Jason no es un hombre cualquiera: es el prometido de su hermana. Para vengarse de su manipuladora familia, Denise comienza a seducir a Jason, jugando un peligroso juego de tentación. Lo que comienza como una venganza calculada pronto se convierte en un ardiente enredo del que ninguno puede escapar. Y cuando Denise intenta irse, Jason le deja claro: ella encendió el fuego, y ahora tiene que enfrentar el calor.

PageProfit Studio · Urban

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Gemini Sheep · Urban

Ex-Esposa Embarazada del Sr. Director Ejecutivo

Ace Carter Greyson, su esposo de cinco largos años, exigió el divorcio en la noche de su quinto aniversario de bodas. —¿Razón? Simplemente porque no puede darle un hijo.— Fénix le rogó que se quedara, pero su firme decisión era inflexible, así que finalmente lo dejó ir. Su vida se destrozó aún más después de descubrir su relación clandestina de largo tiempo con su secretaria, —y ahora, la amante estaba embarazada.— Solo meses después de su divorcio, él se casó con la secretaria embarazada. —El mundo de Fénix se pone repentinamente patas arriba cuando descubre que está embarazada de cuatro meses.

ruffatorres · Urban
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Can you share some funny funeral director stories?
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2024-10-27 09:17
One time a funeral director had a client who requested their pet parrot be part of the viewing. So there was this parrot in the corner of the room squawking during the whole event. It was quite a sight and the mourners couldn't help but chuckle.
What are some funeral director horror stories?
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2024-11-30 00:20
There was a case where a funeral director was in charge of a burial. During the burial process, strange noises were heard coming from the coffin. It turned out that a small animal had somehow gotten trapped inside. The whole situation was very spooky and caused a lot of distress among those present.
What are some of the most hilarious funny funeral director stories you've heard?
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2024-10-25 04:36
There was a story about a funeral director who worked in a small town. One day, he received a call from a very confused old lady who thought the funeral home was a hotel. She asked if she could book a room for the weekend. The director was so polite and patiently explained the nature of the place. It was a really light - hearted moment among all the usually somber interactions he had.
What are some of the scariest Funeral Director Ghost Stories?
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2024-11-25 16:41
One scary story is about a funeral director who saw a shadowy figure moving around the coffins at night. When he turned on the light, there was nothing there, but as soon as he turned it off, he could hear the shuffling of feet again.
Can you share some funeral director scary stories?
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2024-12-01 01:28
There was this funeral director who worked in an old funeral home. One day, while arranging a funeral, she noticed a cold spot in the room that wouldn't go away. Later, she saw a shadowy figure in the corner of her eye. She tried to ignore it, but then things started to disappear and reappear in strange places. It was like there was a ghost messing with her work.
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