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The Police Called Me For The Filing, Revealing Me, A Master
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Su Yun transmigrated and became a live streamer. Suffering from no talent, he practiced all kinds of skills live every day in order to make a living. Such as flying cards slicing flies; wooden swords playing table tennis; flying needles shooting bulletproof glass; long jump landing on water without sinking... On the first day, Su Yun learned flying cards, and people thought he was here to be funny. On the fifth day, Su Yun's flying cards split the cucumber, and the people thought that was the best he could do. On the thirtieth day, Su Yun's cards cut through the stake from ten meters away and beheaded the fly... The crowd was shocked and then agreed that it was a special effect! ... Sometime later, when Su Yun was accidentally exposed and received a summons to file, more of his skills were revealed one by one: The flying skills that enabled him to cross the river! The sword art of splitting rocks with one sword! Flying needles that were comparable to the penetrating power of a bullet... Police: Are you sure this is just a live streamer? Immediately file for an s-level case!

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Working as a police officer in Mexico

Four deadly choices in life: Being a cop in Mexico! Absolute justice here means getting shot, BIUBIUBIU. The protagonist finds himself in the body of a jail guard and discovers that his eyes can see a person's Crime Value! Only by outgunning the criminals can he uphold justice! This prison is called "Plateau Prison", the highest security level in Mexico. At this time, there is a man locked up inside. His name is Gallardo, nicknamed Godfather, one of the founders of the Guadalajara Cartel. If you want to survive, either leave this damned country, or climb your way to the top. Mexico can be bright!

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I Play Dungeons in the Police Station

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The Introvert is Becoming the Police Station's Beloved!

After just graduating, Lin Xiaoyan suffers an injury to her left eye, and from then on, whenever someone touches her, she can “see” some scenes that others cannot. These scenes are of bad things that are about to happen. Lin Xiaoyan: Help, I don't want to be caught for dissection! On the bus, when a man getting off accidentally bumps into her, she “sees” him getting hit by a rickshaw and then run over by a bus. In the hospital, when a male doctor touches her eye to examine it, she “sees” someone with a knife attacking the doctor. Next... Lin Xiaoyan: Hello, is this 110? I saw someone planning to rob and kill a woman tonight, the address is... Dispatcher: ??? ... Lin Xiaoyan: Hello, is this 110? I... Dispatcher: Ah, Xiao Yan sees something again, quick, dispatch the officers!!! Lin Xiaoyan: ...

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L'Introverti devient la Bien-aimée du Poste de Police !

Après avoir tout juste obtenu son diplôme, Lin Xiaoyan subit une blessure à l'œil gauche, et à partir de ce moment, chaque fois que quelqu'un la touche, elle peut "voir" des scènes que les autres ne peuvent pas voir. Ces scènes sont des mauvaises choses qui sont sur le point de se produire. Lin Xiaoyan : Au secours, je ne veux pas être capturée pour dissection ! Dans le bus, quand un homme qui descend la bouscule accidentellement, elle "voit" qu'il se fait heurter par un pousse-pousse puis écrasé par un bus. À l'hôpital, quand un médecin touche son œil pour l'examiner, elle "voit" quelqu'un avec un couteau attaquer le médecin. Ensuite... Lin Xiaoyan : Allô, est-ce le 110 ? J'ai vu quelqu'un qui prévoit de voler et tuer une femme ce soir, l'adresse est... Standardiste : ??? ... Lin Xiaoyan : Allô, est-ce le 110 ? Je... Standardiste : Ah, Xiao Yan voit quelque chose à nouveau, vite, envoyez les agents !!! Lin Xiaoyan : ...

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Can you share some funny police blotter stories?
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2024-11-21 23:06
Well, here's a story. A woman reported that her purse was stolen, but she was so flustered that she couldn't describe the thief properly. She said it was a 'tallish, shortish, kind of roundish' person. The police had a hard time getting a clear picture. Eventually, they found out that she had just misplaced her purse at a friend's house. It was really funny how the whole situation unfolded.
What are some of the most memorable funny police blotter stories?
2 answers
2024-11-21 21:10
One memorable story is about a man who reported his cat for stealing his socks. He was convinced that the cat was hiding them on purpose. The police had to come and search the house for the missing socks. In the end, they found the socks under the couch, but the cat's reaction was priceless as if it was really guilty. It was really a humorous situation.
What are some of the best police blotter stories?
1 answer
2024-12-10 18:10
Some of the best police blotter stories include the case of the runaway llama. It escaped from a local farm and was causing chaos in the neighborhood. The police had to chase it around until they finally managed to corral it. There was also a situation where a teenager was skateboarding on private property and got caught by the security guard. The police blotter detailed how the teen was given a warning. Another good one is about a stolen bicycle that was found a week later chained to a lamppost several miles away. The owner was reunited with it, and the police never really found out who took it in the first place.
What is the relationship between police blotter and love in manga?
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2025-12-06 16:59
The connection could be that crimes or incidents in the police blotter serve as a backdrop for a developing love story in the manga.
Can you share a memorable best police blotter story?
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2024-12-10 14:16
Sure. There was a story where a bakery owner called the police because someone was stealing freshly baked bread every morning. The police set up a stakeout and caught the culprit, who turned out to be a homeless man who was just really hungry. Instead of arresting him, the police worked with local charities to get him some proper food and shelter. It was a heart - warming story on the police blotter.
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