funny tour guide stories

In Rome, a tour guide was showing a group around the Colosseum. He was very passionate about the history but he had a bit of an accent. He accidentally mispronounced 'gladiator' as 'glad - eat - or'. The group found it so endearing and funny that they started using that term among themselves for the rest of the tour. It became like a private joke for the whole group.

There was a tour guide in a safari park. He was explaining about different animals when a monkey snatched his hat right off his head. Instead of getting mad, he made it into a joke. He told the tourists that the monkey was the new 'hat inspector' of the park and was just checking if his hat was safari - worthy. Everyone had a good laugh.

The eiffel tower was one of the landmark buildings in Paris, France. It was also an important symbol of French culture. It was built in 1887 and completed in 1889 to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the victory of the French Revolution. The design and construction of the Tower reflected the highest level of engineering technology and attracted tourists from all over the world. The tower's initial height was 312 meters, and now it was 330 meters. It had three floors, with an observation deck and a restaurant. Every year, the Tower receives about 7 million visitors. It was not only a representative building of Paris and even the whole of France, but it was also a must-visit tourist attraction.

The following is a tour guide for Jiande: ** I. Itinerary ** 1. **2 Days and 2 Nights Route ** - ** Day 1 **: - Morning: Head to Daciyan, a 4A-level scenic spot that combines Buddhist culture and beautiful scenery. It is known as "Xiaojiuhua in Western Zhejiang" and is famous for "Jiangnan Xuankong Temple, Changgu Stream, and Natural Buddha". The entrance ticket is 80 yuan. It is located in Daciyan Town, Jiande City. - Lunch: Taste local delicacies nearby, such as Yan Zhou pancakes. - Afternoon: Visit Xinye Ancient Village. It was the filming location of "Where Are We Going, Dad? Season 2" and was known as the largest open-air museum of ancient residential buildings in the Ming and Qing Dynasties in China. The ancient alleys, ancient temples, and ancient pagodas in the village were well preserved. There were more than 200 ancient residential buildings. The entrance ticket was 68 yuan. It was located in Xinye Village, Daciyan Town, Jiande City. After that, he could go to the Wolong Surpassing Border to drift. - In the evening, they went to Shouchang Ancient Town to visit the night market. - ** Second day **: - Morning: Visit the ancient city of Yanzhou. It was an ancient town with a history of more than 1700 years. In ancient times, it was as famous as Hangzhou Prefecture and Shaoxing Prefecture. It was called the Zhejiang version of Dali Ancient City. Entrance tickets were free. It was located in Meicheng Town, Chengnan East Road, Jiande City. - Noon: Taste Jiande tofu buns and other special delicacies in the ancient city. - Afternoon: Head to Qili Sail. This place is featured by "green mountains, clear water, long history, and secluded scenery". Li Bai, Meng Haoran, and others have left poems here. It is known as the "Little Three Gorge". The ticket is 135 yuan (including the ticket). The ship leaves at 10:30 and returns at 14:30. The location is at Yaowu Wharf in Mei City, Jiande City. After that, he could prepare to go home. 2. ** Transportation Method ** - ** Self-driving **: The scenic spots in Jiande are scattered and there is a certain distance. It is more convenient to drive by car. - ** Not self-driving **: You can choose high-speed rail + taxi, but the taxi fee may be higher. 3. ** Choice of accommodation ** - Most of the accommodations in Jiande were homestays, and most of the branded hotels were chain economy hotels. It was recommended to book accommodation in the ancient city or near the river. Jiande also had holiday hotels suitable for families with children. ** 2. Scenic spots recommendations ** 1. Daciyan: The only temple in the south of the Yangtze River. The double-faced Buddha was built on the cliff. It was very shocking and spectacular. You can take the cable car up the mountain, 80 yuan/person. If you don't take the cable car, it will take more than an hour to climb the mountain. 2. ** New Leaf Ancient Village **: The Hui architectural complex is well-preserved as a whole. There is almost no commercial atmosphere. There are few tourists and you can feel the primitive lifestyle. 3. ** Seven Mile Sailing Scenic Area **: You can take a boat tour on the river. There is a boat at 10:30 in the morning. You can also go to the island to play until the afternoon. Along the way, there are landscape gallery and you can immerse yourself in the green mountains and green waters. The ticket + ship ticket is 85 + 50 yuan. 4. ** Yanzhou Ancient City **: You can overlook the streets of the ancient city by going up the tower. You can see the width of the three rivers. There are Jiande specialties in the ancient city, such as Jiande tofu buns, thousand-layer cakes, glutinous rice cakes, thin-skinned wontons, etc. 5. [Lingqi Cave, an underground art palace in Jiande]: It was an air-conditioned room of nature, and it was also the location of the Water Curtain Cave in Journey to the West in 1986. 6. ** Jiande Museum **: You can learn about the history of Jiande. 7. ** Bluestone Bridge in Dayang Town's Xinyuan Village **: A secluded ancient village by the ancient bridge stream. 8. Jiang Village of Huangrao Peninsula, Xiaya Town: One of the most beautiful river reaches of Xin 'an River. During sunrise and sunset, the mountains are hidden in white gauze. The river fog, clear water, and small boats are like Jiangnan ink paintings. 9. ** Xin 'anjiang Power Station **: The first power station built and designed by China. 10. ** Xin 'an River Greenway Yangxi Section **: It's suitable for walking and riding. You can see the white fog on the river in the morning. ** 3. Delicacy recommendations ** 1. [Yan Zhou Scones]: A five-star recommendation. A must-eat. It's crispy, fragrant, and chewy. It tastes like potato chips. It's sweet and salty. 2. Jiande Tofu Bun: Local specialty. You can go to Xiaowu Steamed Bun Shop to taste it. It's big, freshly made, thin skin, and has a lot of fillings. The tofu is tender and smooth. It's delicious with the special green chili. 3. [Sandu Maji]: A delicacy with local characteristics. 4. [Sandu Fish Ball: It's worth a try.] 5. ** Cob Cake **: A special snack. 6. ** Stinky Tofu Cooked Rice Cake **: A more creative snack. The stinky tofu is used as the filling. The surface is fried until it is golden and crispy. You can go to Mrs. Lin's Snacks (Hengtai Food City) to taste it. 7. ** Wine **: Rich in local flavor. 8. Fatty's Food Stall (Baisha Road)'s pickled fish: The fish was fresh and tender, the soup base was rich, and pepper was added. Almost every table had to order it. 9. The drumsticks of Old Man's Chicken Fried Chicken Restaurant were hidden in the market. They were freshly fried and had crispy skin. The chicken inside was tender and tender. The color was tempting and there was juice in a bite. 10. [Red Bean Crystal Cake from Mu Zi Food Store: It looks crystal clear and has a soft and sticky texture. It's very good with red bean soup.] 11. The chicken bones of Lanzhen's fried goods store were delicacies that the locals had eaten since they were young.

There were a few novels about tour guides that he could recommend. The first was Soul Tour Guide. This novel told the story of a tour guide taking Qin Shihuang on a trip. Some accidents and special missions happened. In addition," My Travel Agency in the Immortal World " was also a story about a tour guide. The main character was a small tour guide who traveled back and forth in the foreign world and wrote a legend. In addition, there were some novels similar to Soul Guide, such as Taobao Merchant of Ten Thousand Worlds, International Factory, and My Phone Connects to the Game Warehouse. These novels are all about tour guides, and they might inspire you.