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Alien Mate
Author: Eve Langlais
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They’re big, they’re blue, and they’re taking earthling females as mates. Alien Mate 1: Diana is ironing her underwear when the hottest blue babe in the galaxy appears in her living room—naked. Abducted, decontaminated and dressed like a harem girl, she’s been chosen to become the alien’s mate. Alien Mate 2: Maya's been raised to believe in extra-terrestrials and when she saves a sexy blue one from drowning, she can't resist taking him home-and into her bed. Alien Mate 3: Abducted by a hunky blue alien, researcher and admitted geek Penny is eager to study his mating habits—in the flesh. She’d like to blame her illogical affection for him on hormones, but the erotic remedy just heightens her chemical imbalance. From the sands of white Mexico, to the Xamian home planet, and the vast galaxy in between, three different tales of alien love with a large dose of humor and pleasurable probing. Alien Mate is created by Eve Langlais, an eGlobal Creative Publishing Signed Author.

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Pampered by Short-Lived Bigshot

When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”

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Sinful Fantasies: Short Forbidden Erotica Collections

BLURB:18+ Explicit Content Reader Discretion Strongly Advised Content Warnings:This collection contains graphic s****l content, dubcon, age-gap, taboo relationships, religious roleplay, rough scenes, morally gray characters, and explicit adult language. If you're sensitive to dark, controversial, or boundary-pushing themes, this is not the book for you.Some cravings are whispered in secret. Others are too twisted, too forbidden, to ever say out loud.Until now.Sinful Fantasies is a collection of sinful, unapologetic erotic tales where the rules don't apply and the boundaries are meant to be broken. Step into a world where the lines between right and wrong blur in the heat of passion. From priests who can't stay celibate to stepdads who can't say no, each story is a slow fall into deliciously dark temptation. They're off-limits, They're wrong, And they're exactly what you've been aching for. Indulge the fantasies you’re not supposed to have. ****** "You like that, don't you?" he said, his voice low and rough. His lips hovered right at my neck. "Kiss me, Cole," I begged, my head sinking back into the seat. "I…" He leaned in just a little, his lips close enough for me to taste his breath, but then he stopped. "Not now, Mia," he said with that smug voice. His hand trailed lower, gliding over my belly, fingers slipping under the waistband of my trousers. He didn't even hesitate—his fingers dipped lower, brushing over the wetness soaking through my panties. "Damn," he groaned in my ear. "You're fucking soaked."

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FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

In This Life, I Will Extremely Pamper My Short-Lived Husband

Xu Jinzhi lived a healthy life until she was seventy-five, passing away without much suffering, and seemingly without any major regrets or dissatisfaction. However, looking at her son, daughter, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren beside her bed, Xu Jinzhi couldn't help but think of her late husband who died young in an accident, wondering if she would be able to see him again—if only she could. Upon opening her eyes next, Xu Jinzhi shockingly finds herself transported back several decades in the past, at a time when the Xu and Xie families were negotiating a business marriage. Without hesitation, she mentions the name 'Xie Yanchuan.' In her previous life, marrying Xie Yanchuan was a reluctant choice, but in this life, she chooses him decisively! The Xie family holds significant influence in City A, Xie Yanchuan, however, is the overlooked member of the family, overshadowed by his older brother carrying familial responsibilities and a younger, frail brother. This setup doesn't bother Xie Yanchuan much; he is content with living quietly. One day, the marriage arrangement with the Xu family lands unexpectedly on his shoulders, resulting in his marriage to the woman named Xu Jinzhi! Xie Yanchuan initially prepares for a marriage of mutual respect or non-interference. However, why does Xu Jinzhi always surprise him with her unexpected actions?

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Parasite Alien Slayer

Kedatangan alien ke bumi, menjadikan manusia sebagai inangnya. Membuat manusia berubah menjadi sosok monster mengerikan dan dikendalikan oleh mereka. Ken Kudoroki, seorang ilmuan yang menantikan buah hati bersama istrinya Annette Akira. Mengalami kejadian yang tidak pernah dibayangkan sebelumnya. Ketika alien merasuki tubuhnya, menjadi parasit yang mengubah hidupnya. Sewaktu ia tersadar, ia perlahan meneliti dan menciptakan sebuah alat untuk bisa mengendalikan diri dari parasitnya. Ken memburu dan membunuh seluruh alien dengan bantuan alat dan memanfaatkan kekuatan alien itu sendiri. Di lain sisi, ia juga merindukan hari bahagia bersama istri dan anaknya dan mencari keberadaan mereka.

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Tell me a funny alien short story.
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2024-11-16 13:57
There was an alien named Glip. Glip was very clumsy. His spaceship had all kinds of wacky gadgets. One day, while trying to fix a broken antigravity device, he accidentally launched himself towards Earth. He crashed into a park. All the kids thought he was a new kind of amusement ride. Glip was so confused but he went along with it. He started making funny faces and the kids laughed. Eventually, Glip learned how to fix his ship with the help of a clever little girl and flew back to his planet with lots of new Earth memories.
What could be a funny plot for a funny alien short story?
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2024-11-15 22:22
A group of aliens could come to Earth thinking they are the smartest beings in the universe. But when they land, they keep getting tricked by simple Earth pranks like whoopee cushions and fake dog poop. They are so confused and keep trying to figure out these strange 'Earth technologies' that are just practical jokes.
Tell me a funny alien story.
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2024-11-24 14:29
Once there was an alien named Zog. He came to Earth and his first encounter was with a cat. The cat's fur stood on end when it saw Zog. Zog thought the cat was a strange Earthling monster. He tried to communicate with it by making beeping noises, but the cat just hissed and ran away. Zog was so confused, he chased after the cat all around the yard, not understanding why this little furry thing was so afraid of him.
Short, funny, short, and funny story
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2026-03-04 17:55
What are the elements that make a funny alien story?
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2024-11-25 03:14
One element is the alien's strange abilities. For instance, if an alien can teleport but always ends up in the wrong place, like inside a chimney or a fish tank. Another is the cultural differences. Maybe the alien doesn't understand the concept of money and tries to trade shiny rocks for food. And of course, the reactions of the humans or other Earth creatures to the alien. If a dog chases an alien thinking it's a big strange squirrel, that can be really funny.
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