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Lord of the Oasis
Author: Ji Mansion's Old Zhao
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Bags of salt, spices and sugar stacked from inside the shop all the way out into the streets. Merchants loaded with goods going flooded the streets with their carriages. The air was filled with fragrances emanating from all manner of spices. It was a prosperous, lively city at the side of the oasis. Sounds of metals being hammered and threads being woven were heard all over the place, as smiths and craftsmen were busy at work in their respective workshops. The banner of the successor of the Kingdom of Swadia—Baron Kant—was hanging on the city gates. The citizens lived peaceful, happy lives, revering their lord from the bottom of their hearts. Soldiers on the city walls armed with crossbows stood guard over the city, and footmen wearing mail armor patrolled the streets.  The place was one of peace and security.

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Prince Samir looked at her disdainfully. “You’re not human.” “Aren’t I?” Nazmi asked boredly. “You aren’t.” She rolled her eyes. “Then what am I, your highness?” “A nymph. I can tell.” Prince Samir’s golden orange eyes threatened her. That if she lied again, she would surely lose her life. Nazmi started to panic. She hadn’t felt such genuine fear in a very long time. Time was running out, she needed to try and execute her plan before it was too late – but she swallowed the fear inside her to avoid blowing her cover. “How can you be so sure?” Nazmi laughed. Unfortunately for him, aside from having a lot to hide, playing with fire was her favorite activity. “Is it because you can’t bite me?” His dark skin and glowing eyes looked beautiful in the dim lighting; such an ethereal and lovely appearance wasn’t befitting of a vile monster like a vampire, Nazmi thought to herself. How unfortunate. The vampire hummed in agreement. “I would have ripped your skin and devoured your ichor the moment I saw you if it weren’t stopping me.” “You could always just kill me and drink my blood that way,” she said with a sarcastic smile. “Barbaric, yes, but it seems you and your kind prefer it that way. I’d say you’re animals, but that would be too cruel a comparison. Animals could never be as disgusting as you.” — War between the humans and vampires has gone on for centuries. Bloodshed and domination are all the two races seem to know, and neither side ever show intention for peace. The death toll between them is massive, both mortals and vampires alike. But what about everyone caught in between? Nazmiseia is one of the few remaining nymphs left. Since nymphs are spirits borne from nature, the constant shedding of blood and war has destroyed countless of their homes. Many of the wars took place on nymph land.As a girl, she lost her friends and family all save for her father. He took her to live amongst the humans and blend in, so that they could live a peaceful life. She took up the human-friendly nickname of Nazmi. Her father didn't know that his sweet girl would grow up wanting nothing but revenge on both humans and vampires alike. She is now the age of 20, finally old enough to begin learning how to use her nymph powers. While developing connections with strong people and training to fight, she ends up thrown in the middle of a human-vampire skirmish at the border. Nazmi not only finds herself injured, but captured by one of the most fearsome vampire generals. In the hands of the notoriously handsome and tyrannical vampire Prince Samir, her plans for revenge have to take a backseat to something more urgent - escape! — There will be lots of R18 detailed smut throughout the story. Please be aware! Blood and gore, vivid descriptions of death. Enemies to lovers, of course.~

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What are the most interesting oasis funny stories?
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2024-12-04 03:23
A funny story is about a little bird that thought the oasis was its personal bathtub. It would splash around in the water every day, making a big mess. The other birds would watch in amusement as it had so much fun.
What are the most interesting funny oasis stories?
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2024-11-09 21:40
One funny story is about a hermit crab in the oasis. It found an old, discarded seashell near the water. But instead of using it as a home, it tried to carry it around like a suitcase. It dragged it everywhere, and when it got tired, it just left the shell in the middle of a path, causing other small animals to trip over it.
Can you share some oasis funny stories?
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2024-12-03 23:15
Sure. One funny oasis story could be about a camel that got confused in the oasis. It was trying to drink from the water but ended up chasing its own reflection. It thought there was another camel stealing its water and was running around in circles, which made all the other animals at the oasis laugh.
Can you share some funny oasis stories?
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2024-11-09 17:49
Sure. Once, there was a camel in the oasis that got its head stuck in a palm tree while trying to reach for a date. It wiggled and snorted, and the other animals just watched in amusement.
What are the most entertaining funny stories on Wall Street Oasis?
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2024-12-07 05:12
A story that stands out is the one where an analyst fell asleep during an important presentation. He was up all night working on a project and just couldn't keep his eyes open. His snores interrupted the presenter, and everyone burst out laughing. It was quite the spectacle.
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