funny earth day stories

365-Day Trial Marriage With Hunk: Wife's A Little Wild

The first time they meet, she bumps into him. The second time they meet, she agrees to a marriage contract in exchange for his help in her bid for revenge. But... he becomes addicted to loving her. During his first attempt, he flies a helicopter domineeringly; in his second attempt, he arrogantly removes all his love rivals; in his third attempt, he tries to tie her down using a cute child. Youxuan replies with a plain resounding 'no' all three times. In the end, Shan Hanjie takes one look at her, grits his teeth, and plops onto the ground. "Babe, you dropped your prince charming, please bring him home!"

Stupa Demon · Urban

Era of the transmigrating earth

Upon waking up one night, the world had changed, and the objective of learning had become to battle in the Other world. Two different souls had fused in this new world, how will they face the future? Du You: I don't have a system, but I have two professions.

Stars Fall · Eastern

I have a bunch of players on Earth

Player: I'm a worker whose monthly salary doesn’t even hit $5,000. My monthly rental already takes up half of my salary, I don’t have a girlfriend and is reprimanded by my superior every day. However, I feel very happy because there has been a new virtual game recently. In the game, I have a powerful bloodline. Not only do I have my own fleet, I even have a powerful overlord that granted me a colonized planet. Although I know this is fake, but inside there, I found the meaning of my life! Actually...the overlord who gave him the planet really wanted to tell him that this game wasn’t fake. (You really have your own fleet and colonized planet…) but the overlord knew that he couldn’t say this. Because, once he said it, these subjects who thought of themselves as ‘players’, would definitely not be as terrifyingly hardworking as now!!

The Seventh Magic Cube · Games

Heaven, Earth, Me

Yasenia is a child born different from the rest. Her mother, Tatyana, used an ancient technique she found to absorb the world's energy to get pregnant instead of having regular intercourse. Her objective was to create a lover for herself after the endless years of solitude, and all the heartbreaks that covered her heart in eternal ice. While pregnant, a strange soul seems to try to seize her child's body to be reborn; a shame that Tatyana is someone not to be messed with. In her rage, she destroys the sense of self and memories, leaving only a husk of the soul, and uses it to nourish Yasenia. What Tatyana didn't know at that time was that this would change Yasenia in ways she never expected. Consider supporting me on Patreon.com/Mortrexo Or donating on Paypal.com/paypalme/Mortrexo Uploading on Wattpad Uploading on Webnovel Uploading on Archive of Our Own (AO3). Uploading on Fenrirealm Discord-> https://discord.gg/NJN2GcgRwb Novel Cover: https://www.patreon.com/posts/novel-cover-2-86054319 Artist: https://twitter.com/_taaakaaaa

Mortrexo · Fantasy

Twin Treasures: The CEO Wife’s 99-Day of Revelations

Seven years ago, at a charity gala, she unintentionally became his cure and ended up pregnant with fraternal twins.

YunJin · Urban

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Reborn: Evolving From Nothing

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The Legend of Futian

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Capture Zhu Zhongba alive at the beginning of the game

I've traveled through the Great Yuan Dynasty, and there's smoke everywhere. So what if I want to be an emperor? If Yuan Dynasty beat me up, Zhu Yuanzhang will also beat me up! I…I'll just capture him alive! A sweet mouth can eat from all sides. Cough cough, the country is stable. There is no system history. It can be updated every day. Don't worry.

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A warm marriage from heaven: Miss Tang is proud of her favor

What made Tang Qi's life a cheat? Tang Qi's scumbag father had sent Tang Qi to a stranger's bed on her birthday. Tang Qi could take it and let it go. He treated it as being schemed against by his scumbag father. Who would have thought that that man would still have the face to come knocking on her door! "I will take responsibility for you." he said coldly. "No need!" Tang Qi answered very straightforwardly. "I don't think they took any precautions last night." The corners of his lips curled into an imperceptible smile." If you sleep with me, you'll be my woman, and my only woman." "What right do you have to give me happiness?" Tang Qi asked. " Marry me, and you'll be able to do whatever you want in City H." He spoke again. "How do you plan to make me do whatever I want?" Tang Qi laughed out loud." Don't overestimate yourself!" "President of Fengqi Group, Mu Rufeng." He answered word by word," The title of Mrs. Mu should be enough." This time, Tang Qi didn't refuse. It would be a waste not to pick up such a good bargain." I'll marry!" It was rumored that Mrs. Mu was the happiest woman in the world. Tang Qi held his waist and thought," Do you know how fierce Mu Rufeng is? How can he say that I'm happy?"

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The salted fish female supporting role, she just wants to lie down

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Mu Xue's First Journey

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The Lord God and his little sweet bun sprinkled sugar again

Jiang Wanran was the most honorable little princess of the Jade Rabbit Clan. She did not understand feelings and was not familiar with the world. Because he was too weak, he was punished to go to the 21st century to experience a lifetime of tribulation. Just to temper her, who knew that when she returned to the clan, her personality was still the same as before. In a fit of anger, the Jade King sent her to the Master God for discipline. Who knew that Jiang Wanran would cry the moment she saw the Sovereign and even have nightmares for several days in a row. The Sovereign was both angry and frustrated. The little wife he had taken a fancy to was afraid of him, and she even had nightmares for several days. Hence, he pretended to be sick and asked Jiang Wanran to do a mission to save him, claiming that he did not want to die. Yun Chen: I came to this world for a walk. My life is only complete when I'm with you. Jiang Wanran: I have written many love words, each of which is about you. It's better to have you in my life. [Mission: Jiang Wanran cried her eyes out. She looked at the amnesiac general with a guilty conscience." I'm your unmarried wife. You can't bully me."] Later, he grabbed her fair neck and said in a cruel tone," Since Ranran lied to me, she has to lie to me for the rest of her life." The campus belle Jiang Wanran had a secret that no one knew. She had a crush on the famous Chen Yan and had put a lot of snacks on Chen Yan's table for more than a month. [Note: There are only three lifetimes when one descends to the mortal world to complete missions. The text only mentions two lifetimes.] The female lead was a pure white rabbit and the male lead was a big bad wolf. Shuangjie. Don't go in if you don't like it.

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One man's subjects

Zhao Zhenru had secretly groomed her for eight years. One day, she would enter the palace and become the most honorable princess of the Great Wei Dynasty. He needed her to build his empire. She was his woman, his personal subject. She knew all his secrets, she knew all the people he had killed, she knew how cold and cruel he was. She just didn't know that he had fallen in love with her. Zhao Zhenru used her to conquer the empire, and she used him to survive. Zhao Zhenru's thoughts were very simple,"Even if I die, I'll drag her down with me." Zhao Liyang's thoughts were even simpler, he would never see him again even if he died.

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