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Attack of the Lewd Monster Harem
Author: HaremKing777
Ongoing · 828.1K Views
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On Vacation till January 1st 2025. Have a Merry Christmas everyone! James Keller is summoned to an alternate Earth where a rift opened allowing nightmarish creatures to roam free. Ninety-nine percent of all men have been killed fighting these beasts leaving behind millions of women and children. Large walls made of iron or stone have been erected around each of the twelve remaining kingdoms. These walls have lasted for decades against even the toughest monsters. In this new world men have now become so valuable to society that they are all treated like kings and have huge harems of beautiful women. To even become a slave to a man is still considered a privilege. Now James must survive in a world filled with monstrous beasts straight of his nightmares. Meanwhile he must navigate through a world where every beautiful woman desperately wants to have his babies. Can he survive and become the legendary hero the world needs to stop the apocalypse? Will his little friend survive being tapped by hundreds of voracious and desperate women? Find out in the dark fantasy story of Attack of the Lewd Monster Harem! ************************************** I update twice a day. Once at noon and once at 7pm. Rewards: 1 Luxury Car = 1 Bonus chapter 1 Dragon = 2 Bonus chapters 1 Magic Castle = Mass Release of 10 chapters 1 Spacecraft = Mass Release of 20 chapters 1 Golden Gachapon = 10 chapters per day for 1 week ***Discord is open!*** https://discord.gg/cR2KY2R4sF

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Attack of the Adorable Kid: President Daddy's Infinite Pampering

On the night of her coming-of-age ceremony, Nan Zhi is lured into a trap by the people closest to her and falls pregnant. Four years later, she returns with her son. A respected and domineering man suddenly barges into her world. "Speak! Who is the child's father?" An adorable child holding a water gun appears out of nowhere, shouting, "Who is this wild man? How dare he snatch Brother Jie's goddess?!" From then on, two small domineering brats and a manchild are added to her world. In the middle of the night, he sneaks into her room, pressing a heated kiss onto her lips. "Woman, do you know what's the result of stealing my seed?" "What?" "From now on, you have to let me kiss and pamper you everyday." Erm… How was her inability to walk the next day, the result of his pampering?

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Pampered Marriage Night Attack: Buy One Cute Wife, Get Two Free

At her Coming of Age Ceremony when she turned eighteen, she accidentally stumbled into his arms and became the midnight gift for the youngest magnate in C city. They got to know each other inside and out in just one night, and surprisingly, he planted two little buns within her. After the incident, she ran away, and he turned the world upside down looking for her. . Years later, he cornered her on the bed, bent over elegantly yet domineeringly, "Miss Yan, could you tell me where your children came from?" She chuckled, "They were freebies with a phone top-up!" His eyes darkened, "Very well! Then we will top-up again tonight!" . After the words, they played rock-paper-scissors, drew lots, topped up the phone, and he planted another little bun within her!

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Bear School Astartes

In a magical medieval world, it's difficult to hold on to one's beliefs... even maintaining one's integrity is a challenge. Because the commoners here are not simple; they are ignorant, greedy, and cruel. Because the nobles here are not noble; they are insidious, ruthless, and tyrannical. However... not all human constitutions can be generalized. Lann touches the two hearts and three lungs beneath his chest. He estimates that not only in this world but also in the other worlds connected through the convergence of celestial spheres, he can maintain a healthy sense of morality. —And then get rid of all the incorrigible scum!

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Cannot Bear To Let Go Of My Rich Wife

Jin Yang received a birthday present at the age of 20. He received a baby wrapped in a blanket and placed it in a box. The paternity test results told him that this was indeed his child. What? What did that happen? In Jin Yang's memory, he had never had sex with a woman. How did this child come about? Lin Shenshen had gotten pregnant before marriage and was despised by her family. She had liked Jin Yang for many years, but one day, she disappeared. She would never pester Jin Yang again and stop him from getting close to other girls. Jin Yang gave the child a name. He realized that this brat was very smart, but his personality was becoming more and more like the girl in his memory. Six years later, at Lin Shenshen's lowest, Jin Yang found her along with his son. "I'll find you a beautiful stepmother." "What about my own mother? Is she not as pretty as this young lady?" Lin Shenshen picked up her son and kissed him on the cheek. "Where did this child come from?" "Baby, let Mommy tell you—you were born in Mommy's dream!" The couple, Lin Shenshen and Jin Yang, kept teasing the little kid. Jin Yang, "Honey, why don't you elaborate? How did you give birth in your dream?!"

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Cultivation : I'm an Ancient Giant Bear

Wang Wu transmigrated as a bear. At first, he thought he was an ordinary bear in an ordinary national park., but he changed his mind after the mother bear was killed by a flash of sword light. "Due to your Bloodline Talent Danger Perception at Level 1, passive perception detection radius is 20 meters, and heavily influenced by terrain, unable to detect anything." "Warning: You need to eat. Your Satiety has dropped to 1 point, affecting the normal activation of your Bloodline Talent Level 1 Self-Healing."

Lazy bird · Eastern
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Are there any really hilarious funny bear attack stories?
3 answers
2024-11-03 17:25
Sure. There was this ranger who was on patrol in the woods. He came across a bear that seemed to be in a really grumpy mood. The bear charged at him. The ranger quickly climbed on a big rock. The bear tried to climb up too but it was too fat and just slid back down every time, which was quite funny in a way.
How funny is the cartoon of a bear attack?
2 answers
2025-05-16 02:56
It can be quite hilarious, depending on how it's presented. Maybe the bear's expressions or the reactions of other characters make it funny.
Can you share some funny bear attack stories?
3 answers
2024-11-03 13:31
One funny bear attack story is about a hiker. He was in the forest and a small bear cub came up to him. The hiker thought it was cute and started taking pictures. Suddenly, the mama bear showed up and chased the hiker up a tree. But the hiker was so clumsy climbing that the bear just sat at the bottom looking confused rather than angry.
What is the nature of a funny bear attack comic?
1 answer
2025-04-24 20:54
A funny bear attack comic might involve unexpected elements like the bear getting scared itself or the people being overly prepared. It could play with the contrast between the expected danger and the humorous outcome.
How to survive a bear attack: A funny story
3 answers
2024-10-13 14:05
You could try playing dead and hoping the bear loses interest. It's a risky move, but sometimes it works!
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