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What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?
Author: Draekai
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I was a genius in the Earthen Plane. I was a cripple in the Spiritual Plane. I was dead in the Cloud Plane. After experiencing death in the form of dragon sneeze, I find myself back in my room in Earthen Plane where I was a genius. I had been too focused on training myself in the past life. Now that I've been given a second chance, I should just enjoy my life to the fullest extent! Instead of locking myself up in my room to cultivate, take in a few disciples so they can help take care of me! Easy life is best life! The other Planes suck anyway, I'll just lay back here and relax! All I need to do is to teach my dear disciples on the things I've learnt while they take care of me! Huh? What do you mean one of my disciples destroyed the Sinister Demon Sect last night? Do you not see how she's here massaging my shoulders now? There's no way my disciple could have obliterated the all-powerful Xi Family, can't you see she's obediently pouring tea for me over there? You must be delusional to even suggest my disciple could have flattened the impassable Death Mountains, just look at how cute she is taking a nap under the cherry blossom tree. What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes? *** Notes: Side Stories in "My Cute (Yandere) Disciples' Side Stories" If you're here for the R18 tag expecting adult scenes, know that this was a decision I made quite late into writing this so the scenes only come up very late into the story. One or more of the disciples may or may not have a tragic (depending on personal opinions) backstory that may or may not offend/disturb some readers (depending on your personal opinions/mental fortitude/openmindedness/morality/sexual orientation/real world knowledge/political agendas/reaction if someone gave you lemons/view on whether the Earth is flat or round, which I personally think it's neither and is actually a donut nom nom nom) which may or may not affect the rest of the story significantly. Consider yourself sufficiently warned. Story inspired from "My female disciples are scary" by feeling_tired Cover is done by the really awesome Lumi! Buy me tea (because I prefer tea over coffee): https://ko-fi.com/draekai You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

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Can you tell me a cute funny bedtime story?
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2024-10-28 02:24
Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit. It was so proud of its long ears. One night, as it was getting ready for bed, it tried to cover its ears with the blanket but they just stuck out. Then it thought that its ears could be used as antennae to catch moonbeams. So it hopped around the room trying to catch the moonbeams all night instead of going to sleep. It was such a funny sight!
What are some elements that make a bedtime story cute and funny?
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2024-10-24 18:05
Well, the use of cute voices can make a bedtime story cute and funny. If you tell the story of a little chick in a high - pitched, chirpy voice. And when the characters do something really out - of - the - ordinary, it's funny. Imagine a pig that tries to fly by using big leaves as wings before going to bed. And simple, innocent misunderstandings are also great. Such as a lamb thinking that the moon is a big ball of wool and wanting to knit a blanket out of it.
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2024-11-02 10:09
The story of the clumsy bear. The bear wanted to build a new bed for itself. It gathered all kinds of materials like twigs and leaves. But every time it tried to put them together, it would accidentally knock down what it had already built. In the end, it just curled up in a pile of leaves and fell asleep, and it had a dream that it had the most comfortable bed in the forest. It's a simple yet funny story that kids can easily understand.
Can you share some cute funny bedtime stories?
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2024-11-02 04:13
Sure. Here is one. Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit who was very shy. One night, when it was time for bed, the rabbit couldn't find its favorite carrot - shaped pillow. It hopped around the room, looking everywhere. Finally, it found the pillow under its bed, and it was being hugged by a little mouse who also thought it was a very cute pillow. The rabbit and the mouse became friends and they told each other bedtime stories.
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2024-12-05 23:31
Simple characters make a bedtime story cute. For example, a little lamb or a tiny frog. Their innocence and smallness are endearing.
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