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The Shadow of Great Britain

“Next, we have the most noble recipient of the Order of the Garter, the Grand Cross of Saint Michael and Saint George, the Grand Cross of the Bath, the Victoria Cross and the lower grades of Knighthood, the leader of the anti-colonial movement, the bell-ringer of the East India Company, the hero of the Crimean War, a Fellow of the Royal Society, a lifelong dear friend of literary giants such as Dickens and Great Dumas, a steadfast supporter of scientific luminaries like Faraday and Darwin, having served as assistant under-secretary, deputy under-secretary, and permanent under-secretary in departments of the Home Office and the Navy Department of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, the inaugural Cabinet Secretary and head of the civil service, the first graduate and most distinguished alumnus of our school. Please welcome Sir Arthur Hastings to deliver a speech on the occasion of the fiftieth anniversary of the founding of the University of London.” Arthur's gaze swept across the crowd before him, looking at the young faces and murmured, “Agares, what do you think I should say?” The Red Devil's wraith hovered behind him, saliva almost dribbling from the corner of his mouth, “Look at these ignorant souls; they still worship you as a hero. Why not say something they'd like to hear?” Arthur took a deep breath and let out a deafening roar, “Oxford is a bunch of whores' bastards!” “Oh!!!!” The audience erupted into thunderous applause. “Cambridge is the same!” he added immediately. The applause grew even more fervent... (The protagonist, possessed by a devil, travels through 19th-century Britain in a world without magic)

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Can you share some great funny building stories?
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2024-11-14 21:42
Once, a building was being painted. The painters got the wrong color code and painted one side of the building bright pink instead of the intended light gray. The owner was shocked at first but then decided to keep it, and it became a local landmark for its unique look.
What are some great funny building stories from history?
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2024-11-14 09:36
There's a story about a medieval castle. When they were building it, the builders got the measurements wrong for the main gate. It was so narrow that only one person could pass through at a time. It made for some very comical battles where the invading army had to line up to enter the castle.
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2024-10-31 20:21
Once, during a team building in the woods, we had a blindfolded obstacle course race. One of my colleagues was so confident, but he ended up running straight into a tree. It was hilarious! Everyone burst out laughing, and he was a good sport about it too. We still joke about it today.
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2024-12-06 22:58
At a team building event, we had a cooking competition. One team member was trying to make a simple salad but accidentally added a whole bottle of vinegar instead of a little bit. The look on everyone's face when they tasted it was priceless, and we all had a great laugh.
What are the characteristics of great funny stories?
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They often have unexpected elements. For example, a character might do something completely out of the ordinary. Like a cat that suddenly starts barking like a dog.
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