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"Don't touch there, it's dirty..." Su Yanyun flushes. The man smiles slightly and wipes the mud stains on her feet. "My baby, it's not dirty." Overnight, Young Master Yi changes from being a clean freak who is unable to even get close to his relatives to being desensitized and doting on this little woman of unknown origins. "Hubby, the baby in my belly is calling you!" Even if he has to cross half of Earth, Young Master Yi would still fly back overnight. "Boohoo, Hubby, they called the baby a bastard!" Capture all the scums who spread this rumor! "Hubby, I want to bring our baby on a trip!" Young Master Yi: "Don't forget to bring your luggage." "Which one?" "Me."

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[Quickly wear + group pet + delicate heroine + abuse of scum] Su Zhiruan died unexpectedly, bound to the child-bearing system, and completed the task to obtain eternal life and endless wealth. This is great! She had no children in her previous life. After binding the system, she had many children and was spoiled by the male protagonist! The children are all obedient and sensible, well-behaved and easy to raise, and she has become a veritable lucky star! [Plane 1]: The emperor ascended the throne for five years, and there was no child in the harem. After having a love affair with Su Zhiruan, he directly filled the harem with princes and princesses. The emperor would pamper and hold them when he went to court, and even put down the emperor's shelf to play with the children, personally teach the princes, and look at Su Zhiruan with more and more hot eyes. "Little sweetheart, are you willing to be my queen, take care of the children together, and become my wife who is above all others!" [Plane 2]: The most mysterious master in the capital is said to be disabled. He is about to turn thirty but has no children. His relatives are eyeing his property and want to kill the heir leader every day. However, the appearance of Su Zhiruan completely eradicates their thoughts and directly gives birth to a bunch of children for this handsome man. When she wanted to leave, the man held her back. His originally cold and noble eyes were wronged and his voice was low. "Wife, don't abandon me and our children, please." Story and translation are not mine. All credits goes to the real owner. For offline purpose only.

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Funny Pregnancy Labor Stories
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2024-11-16 19:01
A funny pregnancy labor story is of a woman who was in labor and she started singing really loudly, some old pop songs. The nurses and her family were all laughing. Also, a mom - to - be who thought she had a lot more time before labor started. She was at home painting her toenails when the contractions got really intense. She ended up going to the hospital with one toenail only half - painted.
Share some first pregnancy labor stories.
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2024-11-25 17:02
One of the most common first pregnancy labor stories is that it often starts with contractions. My friend's first labor began with mild, irregular contractions that she initially thought were just Braxton Hicks. But as time passed, they became more regular and intense. She then went to the hospital. It was a long process. She was in labor for about 12 hours. There was a lot of pain, but also excitement as she knew she was about to meet her baby. The pushing stage was exhausting but when she finally held her baby, all the pain seemed worth it.
Funny labor and birth stories
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2024-11-28 04:13
One funny story is about a woman who went into labor during a family barbecue. She was calmly grilling sausages when her water broke. Instead of panicking, she just announced it casually and asked someone to finish the grilling while she went to the hospital. Everyone was a bit shocked at first but then sprang into action.
Funny going into labor stories
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2024-10-30 11:02
There was a couple on their way to a costume party when the woman went into labor. She was dressed as a very pregnant nun. So they had to rush to the hospital with her still in that costume. The nurses had a good laugh when they saw her.
What are some important things to note in first pregnancy labor stories?
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2024-11-26 01:46
Pain is a major aspect. Most first - time moms experience significant pain during labor. Another thing is the duration, which can vary greatly from woman to woman. Some may have a short labor of just a few hours while others can be in labor for over 24 hours. Also, the role of the medical staff is important. In many first pregnancy labor stories, their support and guidance make the process more bearable.
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