do you need a degree to write novels
Lin Chuan, a struggling writer, finally got his golden finger—the Career Life Experience System. Randomly experiencing a profession, after the experience is over, novels will be generated based on Lin Chuan's experiences. But Lin Chuan found that the professions he experienced were all too sketchy! Swindler, Assassin, Hacker, Touch Gold Captain... Corresponding novels were born: “Swindler,” “Hacker Kingdom,” “Touch Gold Notes,” and others came into existence. Before he knew it, his works became popular. Selected reader comments: “This book describes things too realistically, this is definitely an autobiography!” “With you confessing and me confessing, Mr. Lin will end up in prison sooner or later.” “Author Lin Chuan (×), Suspect Mr. Lin (√)” Unexpectedly, the reader's prophecy has come true! The police showed up, “We suspect you're involved in serious illegal and criminal activities!” Lin Chuan, “Huh?” The police, “The crimes in your novels, they're your actual deeds, right?” Lin Chuan's vision went dark. Done for, I've written myself into the station, but I'm really not a criminal suspect!!!!!!
wow so trash if someone asked me to explain how bad it is i could get a goddamn degree with the amount of writing id be doing. if i wanted to criticize this shit I'd need to write a book 100 times longer than this one. i feel bad for the other novels ive called trash. if i wanted to explain to someone how not to write a novel, i would show them this and they'd immediately become top notch writers. this is textbook example of everything you shouldn't do. I'm pretty sure this is a damn extremely detailed guide on how not to write a novel. as a novel i give it -9999999/10. please refund me the 1h i spent reading this. but perhaps i misunderstood its purpose..then i give it 9999999/10 as a guide on how to not write a novel. thank you.