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Super Insane Doctor of the Goddess

"Rascal, I'm going out to do something, so I can't take care of you any more. You can go down the mountain and have fun. But if you can't find someone who matches your Innate Pure Yang Body in three years, you're finished!" These were the last words the old man, who was Yang Luo's teacher, threw to him before he vanished. Meanwhile, having mastered most of his master's skills, Yang Luo went down the mountain and took his first step into civilization for the first time in years. With his unparalleled medical and martial arts, he sets forth on a journey, befriending new allies and crushing all the enemies that stand in his way, as he attempts to resolve his Pure Innate Yang Body constitution, and cultivate to the top of the world!

Shi Nian Ying Huo · Urban

Dokter Super Gila dari Dewi

"Nakal, aku akan pergi keluar untuk melakukan sesuatu, jadi aku tidak bisa menjagamu lagi. Kamu bisa turun gunung dan bersenang-senang. Tapi jika dalam tiga tahun kamu tidak bisa menemukan seseorang yang cocok dengan Tubuh Yang Murni Alami kamu, kamu selesai!" Itulah kata-kata terakhir yang dilempar pria tua, yang merupakan guru Yang Luo, sebelum dia menghilang. Sementara itu, setelah menguasai sebagian besar keterampilan gurunya, Yang Luo turun gunung dan menginjakkan kaki pertama kali ke dalam peradaban setelah bertahun-tahun. Dengan keterampilan medis dan seni bela diri yang tak tertandingi, ia memulai perjalanan, berteman dengan sekutu baru dan menghancurkan semua musuh yang menghalangi jalannya, saat ia berusaha untuk menyelesaikan konstitusi Tubuh Yang Murni Alami-nya, dan mengolah hingga puncak dunia!

Shi Nian Ying Huo · Urban

Super Gene

Na magnífica era interestelar, a humanidade finalmente desenvolveu a tecnologia de teletransporte, mas quando tentam se teletransportar, não são enviados para o futuro, o passado, ou qualquer terra conhecida pelos homens... Este misterioso espaço é chamado Santuário de Deus, onde habitam inúmeras criaturas desconhecidas. Aqui, os humanos farão o maior salto em sua evolução para criar a época mais gloriosa da história. "Criatura de sangue sagrado besouro preto morta. Alma fera de besouro preto de sangue sagrado adquirida. Coma a carne do besouro preto de sangue sagrado para ganhar de 0 a 10 pontos geno aleatoriamente."

Twelve-Winged Dark Seraphim · Sci-fi

Super Médico Insano da Deusa

"Encrenqueiro, vou sair para fazer algo, então não posso mais cuidar de você. Você pode descer a montanha e se divertir. Mas se você não encontrar alguém que combine com seu Corpo Puro Yang Inato em três anos, você estará acabado!" Essas foram as últimas palavras que o velho, mestre de Yang Luo, lançou a ele antes de desaparecer. Enquanto isso, tendo dominado a maioria das habilidades de seu mestre, Yang Luo desceu a montanha e deu seu primeiro passo na civilização pela primeira vez em anos. Com suas inigualáveis habilidades médicas e artes marciais, ele parte em uma jornada, fazendo novos aliados e esmagando todos os inimigos que se colocam em seu caminho, enquanto tenta resolver sua constituição de Corpo Puro Yang Inato e cultivar até o topo do mundo!

Shi Nian Ying Huo · Urban

I, The Female Protagonist With Superpower, Am Super Fierce

She was born into an affluent family, but she was swapped at birth and got a different life. She grew up in a village. Just as she got the opportunity to transform her life, it got taken from her, and she was forced into a marriage to trade for a marriage for her mentally-challenged big brother. In the end, she died tragically. Gu Yan thought that if she could be reborn, she would make those who had bullied and insulted her regret everything! After being reborn with a superpower, her life became quite different. “With both the medical skill and the superpower, wastrels, shiver for me!” “Also you, handsome boy, I saved your life; shouldn’t you pledge to marry me?” Lu Ye smiled naughtily. “Of course. Just tell me, Yanyan, how many times do you want me to pledge per night?”

Yu Qijiu · Sci-fi

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