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The Twisted Obsession
Author: Chichii
Ongoing · 925.6K Views
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Mature content[R-18+] NO RAPE~ ~What happens when a psychopath falls in love?~ The infamous wallflower and sole heiress of the Falcone empire, Abigail Falcone, was a loner, shy, and reserved. She did not know how to socialize or even how to love until she met him. Desperate to escape her scheming relatives, Abby sought a favor from her late best friend’s fiancé—a marriage of convenience. No one would have ever paired the shy, stammering wallflower with the sinfully handsome mafia leader. However, it quickly becomes clear that Abby is a woman of hidden strength—and Remo Quinn finds his dead heart beating once again. Wary but tempted, she struggles to get through the arrangement without stripping herself of her morals and losing her heart to her husband—a man so beautiful and broken, he will hurt her as much as he will love her. While seeking revenge and amidst the sultry heat of their forbidden desires and secret fears, will Abigail find the love that will change her life forever? Or will she face the punishment of falling for her deceased best friend's fiancé? What happens when Remo finds out his little shy wallflower wife is a little sly fox? ——————————— ——————————— Excerpt ~ "Beg me to use you, Abby," he growled, his voice husky with desire. Abby's breath caught in her throat as she struggled to comply with his demand. With a mixture of arousal and trepidation, she managed to whisper, "Please ...Remo..." But Remo wasn't satisfied with just her words. He wanted to see her beg, to hear the desperation in her voice. With a wicked grin, he applied a bit more pressure to her thighs, a hint of pain mingling with pleasure. "Words, little sweet doll. Beg me," he commanded, his tone leaving no room for disobedience. The sensation sent a jolt of arousal coursing through Abby's veins, her resolve crumbling under Remo's intoxicating dominance. With a whimper of surrender, she found herself uttering the words he desired, her voice trembling with need. "Please...use me," she pleaded, her heart racing as she surrendered herself to the delicious torment of Remo's touch. Trigger warnings; Self-harm, mental illness, rough sexual acts etc.

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Twisted Dreams

Li Yang obtains a Magic Jar that can fulfill desires. But the way it fulfills desires is horrifying.... A disfigured Female Streamer wants to become beautiful and turns into an enchanting Enchanting Demon. A man seriously injured while saving someone wishes not to die and becomes an immortal Vampire. A Daoist of a Daoist Temple that was demolished wants to learn magic and becomes a Hell Sorcerer proficient in Techniques. Everyone's desires are fulfilled in a twisted way.

Rattles on the Peach Tree · Urban

My Twisted Love

A girl beautiful and lovely by nature is born with a curse of early death as she keeps surviving by hiding her identity as a girl till she reaches the age of 25. But her parents already decide the fate of the girl by tying her in marriage with the son of their best friend who happens to know this secret of her being a girl when the world sees her as a boy. "Y-You are not a b-boy? How could you hide the fact that you are a girl?!!" "I am s-sorry... but I couldn't... if I had told you I would have... died. " The boy grows up to be a cold, arrogant person since his mother dies in a car accident who was the one desperately waiting to see his son get married to her best friend's daughter. But the accident remains a mystery haunting the boy who seeks revenge despite the loss of the memory. "I will revenge them for you mom!!" Where will their fate lead them to be? Will they overcome their problems and lead a peaceful life together? Will he solve the mystery behind the death of his mother? Will the girl surpass the death line roaming around her? look forward to this novel! Thank you! Contact me in discord Asin13#1961

Asin13 · Urban

The Twisted Two: the feisty and the docile

“If only heaven was a little closer, she would have been an angel.” - ONE OF LU XINYI’S BELOVED. Reading the note Lu Xinyi slightly bows her head down, being shy. --------------------------------- “It's only because of people like her, I want to believe there is a hell out there.” -ONE OF LEI XINYI’S VICTIMS. Reading the note Lei Xinyi scoffs and rolls her eyes muttering a very obvious ‘Whatever’. ----------------- Twin sisters, mysteriously separated since birth, Lu Xinyi and Lei Xinyi didn’t know of each other existence until one eventful day, they land in each other’s life. Let’s find out what happens in the exchange of characters of a devil and an angel. When the fiery and mischievous, Lei Xinyi coming from a shady background, has to cope up with the fancy and formal life of the heiress of one of the most powerful families of the country and when the docile and meek, Lu Xinyi has to almost face the thrill of society as a commoner, the drama is bond to follow! Especially, when both of them were betrothed and were living loveless lives in their old worlds. Will they find love in each other’s life? Or will this fateful shift suck? Will they be able to see the blessing in disguise? The runaway bride, Lei Xinyi, and with the tame, Lu Xinyi, having devils on their tails are seeking all the thrill life can offer!! SNEAK PEAK!! ----------------------- At her reflection, Lei Xinyi raised her brow. She looked like a thoroughly satiated slut that was available to him anytime at his disposal! The thought suddenly had her stomach-churning. She bent men to her will since when did she become this desperate. And Damn! That stupid blush on her cheek! She glared at her reflection. Why the hell the blush?! She was no high school nerd making out with her crush for the first time! Lei Xinyi looked at her reflection and gave a tight slap on her left cheek. "Ow!" At once she cried out at the sting. She caressed for comfort, instantly regretting harming her beautiful blemish-free, vibrant face. No matter what, this will not happen again, she will make sure of it! And this time she will abide by this promise! She acted cordially in front of him for the sake of pretense but of course, the 'service' she was giving him was her selfish needs kicking in from time to time WHICH WILL HAVE TO SYOP!!! Taking out the makeup remover she wiped the excess makeup and reapplied it. Picking his brush from the vanity table she remade the braid on her hairs. Rearranging her dress as much as she could. Lei Xinyi gave herself a once-over and nodded in approval at her appearance. "Yes, I look like a Queen and I should act like one!" She said to herself with an encouraging smile. "Sweetheart, you look like my wet dream and you should act like one." Lei Xinyi heard the lazy sexy voice of Li Yuan leaning sluggishly on the doorframe of the bathroom, cleaned up. Instantly glaring Lei Xinyi muttered, "Shameless bastard!" Li Yuan shrugged with a sexy bedroom smirk, "What is shameless about confessing to your fiancé?" Lei Xinyi bit her lower lips and turned around to leave the room, inaudibly muttering to herself, 'Wouldn't have been shameless IF it was your fiancé…'

YuXu · Fantasy

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This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

A Twisted Love Affair

He is powerful, aloof, and selfish, but he has a hobby of renting a venue solely to listen to her play the pipa. His friends were curious and asked him why. He said, "She's beautiful." Thus, the pipa player became his girlfriend. [Highlight 1] Brought up under strict parenting, his family pays great attention to his conduct. Yet, he was known for his vigorous actions, from breaking family rules that garnered media attention to recklessly manipulating the venture capital market. Consequently, he was sent to a temple to copy Buddhist scriptures as punishment. Obediently, he did so, but his pages were filled with nothing but her name. [Highlight 2] Gazing into her eyes as she lay in his arms, he asked, "Have you ever been afraid of being with me?" Of course, she did. He was a tycoon who possessed the world and would not easily fall deeply in love with her. On the day they broke up, everyone knew and was surprised. She packed her suitcase and left the city, saying, "Since he said he would never marry me, I shall return him to the world." [Highlight 3] Three years after their breakup, they met again at an international financial summit. He had become the head of the family. His suit was well tailored, with silver-rimmed glasses resting on a tall nose bridge, exuding undeniable charm. Encountering each other at a corner, she fled, and he pursued...

Shi Jingjing · Urban
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What are the characteristics of funny twisted short stories?
3 answers
2024-12-14 02:53
They often have unexpected endings. For example, a character might be chasing one goal throughout the story, but then end up achieving something completely different in a very strange way.
Can you share some Twisted Funny Stories?
1 answer
2024-11-05 22:36
Once, a magician was doing a show. He made a rabbit disappear and told the audience it was gone forever. Then, the rabbit popped out of his own hat and started chasing the magician around the stage. The whole situation was so twisted and funny that the audience couldn't stop laughing.
Can you recommend some funny twisted short stories?
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2024-12-16 21:53
There's a story where a cat started acting like a dog. It would bark, chase cars, and fetch sticks. The owner was so confused. Turns out, the cat had befriended a dog next door and was imitating it for fun. It's a funny and twisted little tale that shows how animals can be really strange sometimes.
What are the most memorable Twisted Funny Stories you've heard?
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2024-11-05 23:37
One story that sticks is about a cat that learned to open the fridge. Every time the owner would find food missing, they thought they were going crazy. One day, they caught the cat red - handed. It was a very twisted and funny discovery.
What are some characteristics of funny dark and twisted comics?
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2025-12-22 23:41
They usually have offbeat humor, unexpected plot twists, and might play with dark themes in a comical way.
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