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Transmigrating from a zombie world to become the mecha kings wife

There were three words in the Sun star empire to describe Scarlet Su, Useless, trash and stupid. But one day, Scarlet Su's star account went from having the user name 'The mecha king's bride' to 'The mecha king sucks.' Suddenly everyone wondered, what new attention seeking game was she playing? Dying in a zombie infested earth, a young woman dives into a door way which should lead to a wonderful new world but instead, she awakens on an interstellar world in the body of Scarlet Su, the unwanted wife of the empire's favorite general and mecha king. She becomes an instant mother to the general's son and the part owner of an undeveloped garbage planet. Luckily, she has transmigrated with her storage space, millions of supplies and a willingness to work hard. Unfortunately, she is tricked into becoming a grim reaper in this interstellar world. Every week she must deliver souls to the underworld or risk losing her newly acquired mental strength and return to the being the old Weak, useless Scarlet. She went from being Scarlet the useless to Scarlet the amazing and her husband suddenly came calling desperate for her to accept his love. She said, "Talk to your son first, he is the one seeking a father." But his son said, "You want to be my daddy, join the line of suitors over there and fill in your information." Excerpt: "So the prodigal husband returns after all this time and here I thought you were dead." she said sarcastically. "Watch your tongue Scarlet, I am still your husband." Scarlet laughed and crossed her arms, "So you are aware that you are a husband, how should I react now that you have chosen to embrace the title you so easily wanted to discard a few months ago. Should I clap my hands and then take my clothes off and beg you to ravish me?" she rolled her eyes at him and scoffed. She watched her husband slowly walk toward her with a focused furious look in his eyes and she wondered if she had pushed him too far. "You dared to send me divorce papers, Scarlet, have you lost your damn mind?" 'No,' she thought, 'On the contrary, you have lost yours.' Cover picture is not mine and can be taken down at owners wish.

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His One Night Mistake: The Alpha Kings Wants His Heir Back

“Get out of my house!” her father roared. Five years ago, Anastasia Tillman was dragged down the stairs and called a disgrace. Her stepsister cried fake tears. Her stepmother smiled. Her own father slapped her and disowned her without listening to a single word. She was accused of selling her body for money. She tried to speak. No one believed her. That same night, she walked away from her pack with nothing but a small suitcase… and a secret growing inside her. The Alpha’s child. Five years later, she returns not as the broken girl they threw away, but as a quiet, successful woman raising a brilliant little boy on her own. She does not want revenge. She does not want their money. She only wants peace. But fate is cruel. The powerful Alpha who once held her in the dark is now her boss. He does not remember her face. But when he stands close to her, his wolf stirs. Because he remembers her scent. The girl who trembled beneath him. The girl whose tears he never forgot. There is only one problem. Another woman has already claimed to be that girl. And the Alpha believes her. Now Anastasia must work under the man who unknowingly fathered her son… while watching another woman try to take her place. She will not beg. She will not chase. But when the truth comes out when the Alpha learns that the quiet little boy with silver-blue eyes is his heir The entire kingdom will shake. Because the girl they threw away… Is the Luna they can’t live without.

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Share some funny Crusader Kings 2 stories.
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2024-10-25 13:27
There was a time when a character in Crusader Kings 2 had a 'glitch' - like situation. He was supposed to marry a princess from a far - off land for an alliance. But due to some strange in - game event, he ended up marrying her goat instead. It was hilarious as the whole court had to deal with this absurd situation, and the poor princess was left wondering what on earth had happened.
Tell me some funny stories in Crusader Kings 3.
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2024-11-26 10:57
One funny story could be when a lowly court jester somehow manages to influence a powerful noble into making a really silly decision regarding a military campaign. The noble, thinking it was a great idea because of the jester's 'wise' words, sent his troops in the wrong direction and they ended up in a completely different territory, causing chaos and confusion but also a lot of laughter among the players who witnessed it.
Share some funny stories from Crusader Kings 2.
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2024-11-11 19:35
One funny story is when my character, a bumbling duke, tried to host a grand feast. He accidentally invited all his sworn enemies. Instead of a fight, they all got drunk on the free wine and ended up singing bawdy songs together all night.
What are some of the most entertaining funny stories from Crusader Kings 3?
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2024-11-26 10:56
In Crusader Kings 3, there was a count who was obsessed with having the fanciest court in the land. He spent all his money on importing exotic animals for his menagerie. He had peacocks, zebras, and even a baby elephant. But he didn't have enough money left to feed his people. So, his people started to revolt, and all these animals were running around the town during the revolt. The chaos with the animals and the angry peasants was a really hilarious sight.
What are the most memorable funny Crusader Kings 2 stories you've heard?
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2024-10-27 05:39
A really funny story was about a character who was trying to seduce another noble's wife. He went through all these elaborate schemes, dressing up as a minstrel, writing love poems, etc. But in the end, he accidentally sent all his love letters to his own mother. His mother was shocked and immediately sent him off to a monastery for penance.
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