mom gets surprised mounted by dog story

The protagonist is a clown and worst of all, he willingly agrees to be other people's dog. P.S. The story is so ridiculous that I wouldn't be surprised if the protagonist finds a weapon from an anime or gets the Sharinga.

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So dude dies with his mom and could of wished a happy life for him and his mom but instead thinks..." I wanna be the dog. f*ck my mom. she can go to hell. ill just act like I give a d*mn." and we just accept that and move on like this MC isnt trash? is that what youre asking us to do? lol come on.

Very pleasantly surprised with the story. The premise is really interesting and the story only gets better as it progresses. Fillerfillerfiller

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