old guy from we're back a dinosaur's story

Sometimes , I just wonder where the daoist master The Status Guy. You know, back in my old glorious account and back in the days, we just had to wonder around check his review. We can safely avoid some poison water. Good old days, thou.

PRETIRED SAILOR PreviousNext An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time's sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to the room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age and asks, "How am I doing?" The prostitute says, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots." "How's that?" he asks. She says, "You're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back."

It has a good character development but there's no back story or POV for the guy before our protagonist gained control over his body. We're told everything on the run do that thing needs to be dealt with otherwise it's alright!

Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom It was a night like this forty million years ago I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo I said I'd be your slave, follow wherever you go That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur One night I dreamed of New York You and I roasting blue pork In the Statue of Liberty's torch Elvis landed in a rocket ship Healed a couple of leapers and disappeared But where was his beard? A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird A screaming crashing noise louder than I've ever heard It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Repeat chorus 2 one time Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

Great book I loved it and have the dinosaur. We love you #positivity 🥰🥰🥰🥰❤ ▕▔╱▔▔▔━▁┈┈┈┈ ┈┈┈▕▔╱╱╱▆┈╲▂▔▔╲┈ ┈┈▕▔╱╱╱╱▔▂▂▂▂▂▂▏ ┈▕▔╱▕▕╱╱╱┈▽▽▽▽▽┈ ▕▔╱┊┈╲╲╲╲▂△△△△┈┈ ▔╱┊┈╱▕╲▂▂▂