Lemon Collection
This is my lemon collection.
Would you like to have a sample?
It is totally free to try! Come, let me make you a glass.
Some lemons are sweet. Some are bitter. Some are rotten.
And some are stolen from the stand next door and remixed for your pleasure!
But don’t worry about all of that. It is all part of the fiction.
Please, come over and have a glass. I have made more than a dozen for you to choose.
Since I am such an idiot, I am not sure which glass is full and which glass is empty. The glasses are not even placed in order on the table, so please have a check of the volume before enjoying your drink.
Who knows, you might find something interesting. If you love my work, you can commission another piece, to be added to your glass. If you don’t want to, please enjoy while it last!
This is my lemon collection, come, come and have a look! Have a drink, it’s totally free!
Just don’t get too addicted, because that will not be healthy for you!
By the way, no kids are allowed!
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If you didn’t understand all of that, it means that this is my fanfiction collection over the years.
Some of them are completed – usually one-shots.
Some of them are not – most aren’t.
Some of them will make you vomit from disgust.
Some are parodied, basing on another story I read somewhere. It is totally fine to parody or rewrite another fanfiction, so don’t b*tch about it.
Please read the volume title before you b*tch about why the story just abruptly stopped.
And if you want more chapters, you can commission it by becoming my patron.
Use my penname to search.
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Disclaimer: This collection contains graphical violence and sex scenes. Absolutely no children allowed to drink my lemon!
Fanfiction: Naruto. Harry Potter. Fate Stay Night. Disney, and so on…
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Erosire · Others
fifteen-year-old Clary Fray heads out to the Pandemonium Club in New York City, she hardly expects to witness a murder― much less a murder committed by three teenagers covered with strange tattoos and brandishing bizarre weapons. Then the body disappears into thin air. It's hard to call the police when the murderers are invisible to everyone else and when there is nothing―not even a smear of blood―to show that a boy has died. Or was he a boy? This is Clary's first meeting with the Shadowhunters, warriors dedicated to ridding the earth of demons. It's also her first encounter with Jace, a Shadowhunter who looks a little like an angel and acts a lot like a jerk. Within twenty-four hours Clary is pulled into Jace's world with a vengeance when her mother disappears and Clary herself is attacked by a demon. But why would demons be interested in ordinary mundanes like Clary and her mother? And how did Clary suddenly get the Sight? The Shadowhunters would like to know... Less