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System based book inspired by elements of Mount & Blade game series. ------------------------------------------------ Exiled from his homeland, Gresvin Oakfall, the son of the Marquis of Oakfall, had no choice but to venture into the windswept and unforgiving Endless Plains. The Endless Plains are home to scores of bandit groups and barbarian tribes. It was an unlawful, chaotic and war torn land. Gresvin had ventured into the plains seeking a place he would be able to call home once more. Battle had ensued and he found himself the savior of a small village called Coedwig and became its protector. In doing so, a mysterious power awakened in him, a system that would enable him to create a kingdom never seen before. To transform the small village of Coedwig into the capital city of all of Aehtelgard would be his task and goal. March along the journey of a small time protector growing into a king that would rule the most powerful kingdom to ever exist.
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