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Erotic Adventures in the Omniverse: Vampire Lord got too many wives

Finding a strange orb, Jayden finds himself turning into a vampire. Strange quests start to appear in front of him, sending him to different worlds. He finds himself playing different roles in different worlds, as he gets stronger and gets the most beautiful women from each world. " So, you want to save your son, impossible. The treason he committed can't be forgiven. " " Please, *sob*" I'm begging you. I'll do anything if you spare him. " Jayden looks at the breath-taking beauty kneeling in front of him, as a sly smile appears on his face. " Anything, you say. Then..." ****** Using his mind control abilities, Jayden will become the richest, strongest vampire, and have lots of beautiful women in his harem. ________________________ -No NTR, But MC will steal other's women. -Might be a bit slow at the beginning. -No Yuri Discord link: https://discord.gg/zC4tFy3tDx Extra chapters after 30 golden tickets and gifts

Odyssey of the Blind God

In a desolate world where humans are on the brink of extinction, conquering countless dungeons, fighting against ferocious beasts, what happens to someone blind and powerless? Nial's glorious fate was taken from him when he was only three, leaving him blind and without a trace of mana. 15 years later he was still enduring the humiliation of a rotten society that favored the mighty. Society nearly took away his innocence and brightness, forcing him to mature, giving him an unbending will. However, everything changed the moment he awoke his Origin. He devoured Ancient Curses and slaughtered Gods and Devils! Angels? He will make them kneel! Devils and the such? All will be in his grasp ** Even though I’m blind, I see more than anyone else! I devour Curses and take control over darkness. Mark my words… [It will be all of you that will have to kneel in front of me!] Just come at me Dragons, Angels, Devils, and Gods…if you dare to! Otherwise, my ascend will be your doom! Follow the odyssey of an ordinary, blind youth towards godhood as his fate that had once been taken from him shall be returned. Witness his pain, and growth to an existence feared even by Ancient Gods and Fiends from primordial times! ** [A/N: The MC's behavior in the early stage of the Novel will be different from what the Synopsis suggests. Please take a note of that while reading :D]

The Baby I Lost Is Actually with My Ex-Husband!

After Lin Qi married into the Huo family, the entire Huo family was eagerly awaiting her to give birth to an heir for the ailing young master. She originally thought that marrying Huo Tingdong meant she was destined to be a widow, never expecting that her vegetative husband would suddenly awaken. Overnight, with a divorce agreement, she became a discarded woman of the wealthy family but suddenly disappeared from Beijing. Seven years later, she returns with two powerful sons by her side, with countless people lining up wanting to be the stepfather of these children. The most regrettable thing Huo Tingdong ever did was to force that little ancestor to sign the divorce agreement. To win her back, the once all-powerful man poured his heart into appeasing her, pampering her to no end, but the two sons were determined to be his biggest obstacles. Eldest son: "Daddy! Your posture while kneeling on the washboard isn't as handsome as mine!" Youngest son: "Daddy! Your speed at swiping cards isn't as fast as mine!" Huo Tingdong never expected that the biggest hindrances on his path to win back his wife would be these two little treasures!

Prodigal System in the Flourishing City

Host: What is your dream? Lv Xiaobu: To eat and do nothing, to do as I please. Host: Then how did you become the world's richest man? Lv Xiaobu: How would I know? You ask a spendthrift how to make money? Really! I want to go back to sleep. Host: Please don't... Lv Xiaobu: Tip, five thousand. Host: Kneeling and sending off Young Master Xiaobu, may Young Master Xiaobu rule the world forever! Lv Xiaobu: Wahahaha!

Iron Harvest: When Farming Becomes Conquest

Medieval times, warring knights, dragons, demons, gods, pirates, behemoths... Barbaric, ignorant, backward, numb, starvation widespread, people unable to make a living... Damn it! Punch to explode this era!! Reclaiming wilderness, farming, bridge building, road paving, coal mining, excavating minerals! Leveling up, recruiting apostles, forging an army! Barrage troops! Pushing horizontally! Quack! My steel torrent is invincible in this world!! Roman: "I am your destiny! Kneel before me!" So, you were supposed to farm, but somehow you ended up establishing a vast empire and becoming the emperor?

Petani Puncak

Dengan memperoleh warisan kuno, petani kecil pun memulai jalannya menuju kemakmuran. Izinkan saya tunjukkan kekuatan seorang petani kecil!

The Big Boss & His Dainty Wife

"Come here, little one!" "No way!" What to do when the wife is angry? The big-shot CEO is filthy rich, showering her with extravagant displays of love every day! Today a luxury car, tomorrow a mansion, the day after a private jet... In a media interview: "What was the most expensive gift you have given your wife?" "So far, our son!" "You treat your wife so well, she must surely love you!" CEO laughs confidently, "Without a doubt!" Arriving home, his delicate wife throws a divorce contract at him, "Dongfang Yu, sign this!" "Hai Xiaotang, all you think about is divorce. Don't think I can't handle you!" The CEO, full of fury, cracks his knuckles, "A washboard, an abacus, a keyboard, a durian...choose one!" "Durian!" The CEO ends up kneeling on the durian with a thud!

Love? The Reborn Me Just Wants to Obtain Rewards

Effort? Effort my ass! People born to be beasts of burden could never touch the lower limits of those chosen by the heavens no matter how hard they tried. Talent gap, background gap, appearance gap, luck gap... A single disparity could swallow all the struggles of the beasts of burden, and a combination of many made their lives unbearably tragic. Su Huai was filled with indignation over this. As a result, rebirth + system, fortune arrived suddenly. The chosen by the heavens? Kneel down, all of you. Let the dogs engage in romance; I just want to explode with rewards.

Sorry but I only accept female disciples!

What do you mean by you only accept female disciples? Zhang Yuan glanced at the Emperor of a powerful Dynasty kneeling in front of him and his son, the prince is also kneeling beside him. "Master Yuan, please accept my son as your disciple. I am sure that under your care, my son will reach the pinnacle of the Heavens." Pinnacle of the Heavens? Zhang Yuan turned his gaze to the so called Prince. Talentless, weak physique and sh!t cultivation technique. Tch, worthless. Zhang Yuan then turned his eyes to another Dynasty Emperor "Master Yuan, please accept my daughter as your disciple." Seeing the gorgeous woman kneeling in front of him, Zhao Tian smiled faintly. Talentless? I will make you the most talented mortal entity this world has ever seen. Weak physique? I will give you a physique that will break even the limitations of the heavens and earth. Sh!t cultivation technique? Don't worry, choose the best divine technique you want. Sorry but I only accept female disciples! ------------------------------------------------ -Handsome MC, so handsome even the heavens will blush -OVERPOWERED MC -R-18 mean, well you know what I mean. He will teach the female disciples new 'stuff'. -NO NTR, NO YURI Add it to your library, that will actually help me a lot! Come and read it, At least try the free chapters, manh. My discord server: https://discord.gg/mzERE9sGhX

Disheartened, I Fled from the CEO with Our Babies

After a night of indulgence, An Ge became pregnant with the powerful and influential Mr. Huo's child. During the pregnancy, the powerful man frequently drew her blood. In order to save her life and protect the child in her womb, she shocked everyone by saying, "Mr. Huo, I'm carrying your child!" The man sneered, "Are you trying to blackmail me or do you wish to die? If so, I'll grant your wish!" Disheartened, she faked her death and fled with the child. Later, that man, who was always cold and harsh to her, knelt before her grave for three days and nights. Later still, word somehow got out that she faked her death, and he became enraged, locking down the globe in a frenzy to find her. Finally, one day, he cornered her at a wedding, furiously roaring, "You can't marry him, I'm the real father of the child!" An Ge squinted and smiled slightly, "Sorry, who are you?" In the time that followed, he humbled himself into the dust, every night kneeling in front of her bed, begging, "Miss An, please marry me."

Mr. President Begs for Remarriage After Seeing Our Kids

"She's back, let's get a divorce." After three years of secret marriage, he suggested divorce when she faced a family's crisis and was pregnant. He also turned a blind eye to her plea for help. Disappointed, she concealed her pregnancy and signed for divorce. She thought they would be strangers after the divorce, but her pregnancy was suddenly exposed. When he proposed remarriage, she angrily said, "I only want to keep the child with me, and if you want to see them, kneel down!" She thought he would give up when faced with difficulties, but she really underestimated his abilities. Soon, a video of him kneeling and begging for reconciliation was displayed throughout the day on the outdoor big screen in the most prosperous area of the city.

Mage Manual

Ash opened his eyes to find that he had traveled to a strange nation of many races, and people were kneeling before him. Before he had time to adapt to the new identity of the Terminus Observer, he was put to jail – as a cult leader. In prison, controlled by a high-tech chip, he was unable to use violence. He also lost all his memories due to the time warp. How could he escape from the prison full of ogres, green-skinned beasts, sorcerers, and elves in this strange nation? And how could he survive the legendary Blood Moon Judgment? "Ding! You obtained a game system – Mage Manual! It includes an illusory world map, which can predict risks and gains, helping you find advantages and trouble, and greatly improve exploration efficiency!" "Ding! You obtained Deadly Berserker Sword Maiden! You can share all skills and upgrade together with her!" "Ding! You encountered an Illusory Vortex! Go straight through the heartland of the Illusory Realm and harvest a lot of experience to create the Silver Wing!" ... Is this the legendary system? It not only gives me free skills, but also a skillful fighter? Ash discovered that even though he was in the Otherworld, he could dominate his own destiny with the system, and even...dominate the entire Otherworld!

Epic of Bee

Upon dying an unlikely death, Ash, a man was transported into the body of hatching Queen Bee. He was also given something called The Queens System, but all is not well after being transported. Ash will be forced into a fight for her life because he is no longer a male, and his mind is telling him that he must kill the other virgin queens or he would be the next to die. This is a journey of one lost soul's journey to find themselves and slow break out of their shell. AND IT'S ABOUT BEES! Plus, many other amazing humanoid races with no hoomans! Lots of information? Too many name? What was that Gene? I got you covered! Look up Epic of Bee Guide! SPECIAL THANK FOR HELPING WITH THIS NOVEL: Grangel- always full of great new ideas! EvilGod- Always there to catch my mistakes and puns! Discord: https://discord.gg/hQHJrZCYZu

Wealthy Mrs Davies got divorced

Betsy Russell insisted on marrying this Jared Hughes even at the risk of being abandoned by her family and relatives. She thought that after three years, she would be able to melt the ice in his heart. However, when this man detained her and forced her to kneel in front of his family to confess to mistakes she never committed, Betsy Russell realized that this man's heart was made of ice. When she fell into the water alongside her elder sister-in-law, Chloe Lindsey, Jared jumped down at the first moment and saved Chloe Lindsey. He carried Chloe Lindsey to the hospital while Betsy, who did not know how to swim, could only wait for the guard to save her. The child inChloe Lindsey's stomach could not survive the ordeal and she had a miscarriage. Jared Hughes brought Betsy to his family without any explanation and asked her to kneel and admit her mistake. His eyes under his sharp brows were piercingly ruthless as if he stabbed a knife into Betsy's heart. "After Big Brother passed away, he only left a child behind. You shouldn't have killed this child!" "I didn't do it. She jumped down herself!" "What are you waiting for? Kneel and admit your mistake!" Three years into her marriage, Betsy was convinced that even a dog was more valuable than her in the Hughes family, what more Chloe Lindsey who Jared Hughes really loved. Right before one of her kneecaps was about to land on the ground, Jared Hughes still thought that Betsy would admit to her mistake. Little did he expect Betsy to slowly straighten up and said, "Jared Hughes, let's divorce. I'll just pretend that I fed the past three years to the dogs. Nobody is worth wasting my youth on after this!" Therefore, Betsy decided to return home and accept her inheritance that was worth hundreds of billions. A glorious life awaited!

Sistem Terkuat

Kalian harus sujud pada Diriku yang Mulia ini. Setibanya di dunia yang baru ini, Lin Fan menemukan dirinya memiliki sistem yang memungkinkannya untuk naik tingkat secara tak terbatas dan tak terikat pada keterbatasan dunia ini. Setelah mempelajari teknik yang kuat dari Monyet Mencuri Persik, Lin Fan menyadari bahwa dirinya siap untuk menjadi orang terkuat di seluruh dunia ini. Namun, tentu saja hal ini akan membosankan, kecuali seluruh dunia mengetahui nama besarnya, bukan? Tak tahu malu. Adil. Pintar. Lin Fan tak akan membiarkan seorang pun (atau sebuah bola pun) untuk menghalangi jalannya menuju kemenangan! Lucu untuk semua alasan yang salah dan menarik untuk semua yang tepat, novel ini pasti akan membuat kalian tertawa terbahak-bahak dan mengatur darah Anda memompa semuanya pada waktu yang bersamaan. Bergabunglah bersama kami di mahakarya roller coaster ini dengan Lin Fan dan sahabat-sahabatnya yang terpercaya saat dia menunjukkan pada dunia apa arti yang sesungguhnya menjadi YANG MULIA. Ada seseorang, yang seluruh hidupnya adalah legenda. Ada seseorang, di mana kemampuannya yang luar biasa memancar dari alisnya. Ada seseorang, Namanya Lin Fan. Semuanya, “Lin Fan, aku ingin memiliki bayimu.” Kehidupan yang mendominasi dari rasa percaya diri yang tak terkendali, tidak membutuhkan penjelasan apa pun.

Strongest Soldier King

【The Ultimate Special Forces Book】The Strongest Soldier King, casting a tiger's gaze over all rivals, fought for the country, and drew his sword for the people. He would rather die standing than live kneeling, without regrets or complaints! This is a man's book! This is a story of fiery blood!

She Asks for a Divorce Again

In a one-sided marriage that lasted several years, Shen Heyu made herself the butt of a joke. On the day of the divorce at the civil affairs bureau, Pei Yansi scorned her coldly: 'Shen Heyu, I'll wait for you to come back and beg me!' But once she disappeared for good, the man regretted it. He pursued her relentlessly, entangled her day and night, even kneeling before her begging to get back together. Shen Heyu was somewhat speechless, 'Pei Yansi, can't you act like a human?' Pei Yansi's lips curved slightly, 'Not acting human is fine too, being a loyal dog isn’t so bad.'

Accepting My Massive Inheritance After Divorce

Shen Yan insisted on marrying this Fu Hang even at the risk of being abandoned by her family and relatives. She thought that after three years, she would be able to melt the ice in his heart. However, when this man detained her and forced her to kneel in front of his family to confess to mistakes she never committed, Shen Yan realized that this man's heart was made of ice. When she fell into the water alongside her elder sister-in-law, Chloe Lindsey, Fu Hang jumped down at the first moment and saved Chloe Lindsey. He carried Lin Xing to the hospital while Shen Yan, who did not know how to swim, could only wait for the guard to save her. The child inChloe Lindsey's stomach could not survive the ordeal and she had a miscarriage. Fu Hang brought Shen Yan to his family without any explanation and asked her to kneel and admit her mistake. His eyes under his sharp brows were piercingly ruthless as if he stabbed a knife into Shen Yan's heart. "After Big Brother passed away, he only left a child behind. You shouldn't have killed this child!" "I didn't do it. She jumped down herself!" "What are you waiting for? Kneel and admit your mistake!" Three years into her marriage, Shen Yan was convinced that even a dog was more valuable than her in the Fu family, what more Chloe Lindsey who Fu Hang really loved. Right before one of her kneecaps was about to land on the ground, Fu Hang still thought that Shen Yan would admit to her mistake. Little did he expect Shen Yan to slowly straighten up and said, "Fu Hang, let's divorce. I'll just pretend that I fed the past three years to the dogs. Nobody is worth wasting my youth on after this!" Therefore, Shen Yan decided to return home and accept her inheritance that was worth hundreds of billions. A glorious life awaited!

Once Bitten, Twice Shy

Samantha Larsson became a laughing stock when Timothy Barker publicly denounced their marriage. Two years later, she was tricked into going home and married a mysterious man, who was known to be disfigured and physically disabled! Nonetheless, she would fight until the end and destroy the scums, slowly getting her justice! "Timothy, I'm letting you know that men are queuing to marry me! Even if you kneel and beg for me to marry you, I won't choose you!" Then, Samantha left proudly. In the middle of the night, a mysterious man came over. "You won't choose me? Hmm?" Soon, Samantha saw the mysterious man's face, and her eyes widened…

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