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  • GOLDIE Is Not Normal

    #COMEDY #FANTASY #HIGHSCHOOLROMANCE Teenage high schooler, Goldie Markell is a bright, perfect, angelic teenage girl, born without a belly button! That's right. No belly button, no depression even... her belly is smooth as an eggplant! And even though her parents say she is perfectly normal, she knows well that she is definitely not normal. Because... No normal human, in fact, no other existing human was born without a belly button. And so, Goldie is convinced that if people ever found out about her not having one, they would call her... a freak. And they would probably expunge her from society… or do something much worse... "Light the torches! Raise the pitchforks! Kill the witch!"... That sounds about right. Yup.  This is why all her life, Goldie has worked conscious of the fact that she has no belly button, and ensured that she kept it a deep, dark secret. Hidden away from the world. And as it seems, the gods are with her because everything is going great for her. That is, until she hits puberty and suddenly, she starts growing wings! ... Okay, hold on. As if coming into puberty late was not bad enough, Goldie finds that she is all of a sudden growing wings like a freaking animal! Why was she growing wings?... Wings of all things! How do you hide something so big? Why was puberty so different for her? How was any of this 'normal'? These questions lead Goldie to answers she could never predict, as she finds that not being 'normal' is only the beginning of the many tragic escapades of her highly eventful life... Because, poor Goldie finds that not only is she not normal, she is barely even human! So… what is she? What is her true identity? And how can she continue to fake a 'normal human life' as a regular teenage high school girl whilst keeping hidden her secret identity as whatever unknown creature she is?... ...especially when her strange, unusual process of maturity into adulthood comes with the strangest, most spontaneous, most difficult to hide, and most disaster-prone physical symptoms? How is it possible that she would not soon be discovered by her friends, her schoolmates, her oh-so-handsome and observant crush, who somehow always happens to be there when the weirdest things happen, ...and the ever-watchful eyes of the government? Let's pray for Goldie, shall we? ____ Book cover Art Credit: weheartit.com

    SpilledInk · Fantasy
    4.9
  • Billionaire Daughter's Nanny

    He's so different from the other guys she had spent the night with. He gave her more than her normal pay and the sex was just too good. Is it because he's so good looking? She never enjoyed having sex with different men and sometimes cry while they were at it but this is just different. Wait" She heard the man said. She stopped and turned to look at him. "Take this" He said stretching what seems like a business card to her. She walked to him but didn't take it. "You want me to be your personal sex partner? No!" Irene shook her head. "Don't think I'm doing this cause i enjoy doing it. It's just because i don't have a choice!" She added,tears building up in her eyes. She always hate the fact that she cries easily. "Hey! You should listen to what i have for you before jumping into conclusion" The man said calmly. "I don't want anything from you, i know you paid me more than you're supposed to but i..." Irene was saying but stopped when she heard the man's next word. "I need a nanny for my daughter and i want you to apply for it" He said leaving her in three seconds shock. A nanny? For his daughter? He has a child already? Wow! Who would want a sex worker as a nanny for his daughter? This sounds crazy! Find out in this intriguing story. Tighten your seatbelt and enjoy the ride with me.

    Goldie_01 · Urban
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  • Goldy Ascendance: Limitless Celestial!

    Curious about worlds where reincarnation meets dark humor, and cultivation isn’t all about respect? Meet Yue Phaelo—a witty, endlessly ambitious prodigy with unparalleled power and a mischievous streak that keeps his foes guessing. With a family as fearsome as they are hilarious, he's on a journey to dominate realms and discover hidden truths of existence. But for Yue, power is just part of the thrill; it's about bending fate and stirring chaos. Dive into an adventure full of legendary trials, unpredictable allies, and twisted Dao mastery. I'm not the best at creating synopses, but I believe this story speaks for itself. If you’re into a blend of intense cultivation, sharp humor, and a main character who’s equal parts cunning and powerful, you’ll want to dive into Yue Phaelo’s world. It’s a mix of clever twists, complicated relationships, and unpredictable challenges. Give it a read, and you might find yourself drawn into an adventure that redefines what a cultivation novel can be. Would that work?

    almightyP · Fantasy
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  • Goldie

    The book that first introduces the Xenoverse. Arley Arriaga, a Xeno-being that possesses miraculous powers, has to overcome the Headmaster and his orderlies in order to free his best friend and the students from the "school" they reside in. TW: General TW. Mature themes; read at your own risk.

    SodaFrizz · Realistic
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  • Goldy's Diary

    This story was formerly titled "The CEO is my Alpha" It's been moved to another link so just search the title above and you'll see it. It's a werewolf romance (obviously) and I hope you can give it a shot. This book is presently for passing information since not everyone has a discord account. If you do, you can join my server, https://discord.gg/vQwJ6xrGXK Welcome to my Diary lovelies (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ Check out my stories... Welcome to my writing journey

    Ona_Gold · Fantasy
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  • Kee's Chronicles :The Forgotten Odyssey

    I am the Beginning. Do you know what that is ? Let me tell you, The beginning of the universe the very concept of beginning was formed, thousands of worlds were brought into existence, various beings were brought to life and left to evolve over trillion of millennia, however after the destruction of the first world the concept of the end came, it came and destroyed or rather ended the world out of existence itself while the beginning created more. The Beginning and The End two opposite powers or rather concepts that over thousands of centuries evolved crystallizing their concept into cores that were hearts and humanized. The Beginning Created the universe System after a truce formed with End once they both gained a heart they used their powers to help the evolution of countless civilizations. This Birthed the era of Gods where countless being attained the status of gods. The gods who also had conceptual powers also got administrative access to the system allowing them to form apostles and recruit people or believers strengthening their power and concepts of many gods. However no matter how many new gods were created or ascended, and no matter how strong they got or how hard they trained they were never a match for the creators. That is who I am and this is my story. P.S. Authors Note-Its going to be a super long story so don't expect any thing related to the synopsis till the novel is like 40 % complete and i plan for at least 2-4 major arcs before even considering it. The starting 40 % is similar to an isekai the main plot will come after. I invite constructive criticism about my writing since this will be my first book but please do leave a reason for it when you comment. Also an advance notice that update schedule is not fixed since i mainly make my own artwork and this is more like a weekend hobby.

    AGENT_GOLDIE · Fantasy
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  • voices

    " Where are you going?" His voice came out low and threatening. Diana was startled. She couldn't help but take a step backwards. She didn't notice his presence when she came down the stairs and who knew this cunning man was still going to be awake at this time. How did he know she was coming when she was literally tiptoeing. He was seated in the living room where the light was dim but enough to see a person. He held a champagne glass which has the content of red wine in it. " I was going out for cool breeze, my room feels stuffy" She was so nervous. Her clothes had started to get wet from the back, she was sweating. He gently stood up and walked towards her gently. Every step he took was like a ticking bomb. He held up her chin so she would look directly into his pitch black eyes. She was mesmerized by his look. She felt his breath on her face and he smelt like wood and spices. " Don't tell me you are trying to run away Dian?" Her heart skipped a beat. Was it that obvious? " No..no why would I try to run away" She took a step away from him. He released her chin and smirked "Go back to your room" He turned and walked away. "I just wanted to clear my mind..." He paused " Don't make me repeat my self" Diane grit her teeth and took slow steps back upstairs. Why does he always treat her like a pet? ***** Diana is a teenager who lived with her aunt. Her parents died in an explosion a week after her thirteenth birthday. The police said it was just an ordinary explosion but her instincts told her there was more to it. Walking home one particular day, she was kidnapped and taken to a store house where she met Wyatt Burton. When their eyes met that day, she knew He was no ordinary person. Wyatt is a handsome man with a very cold personality. There was something very intriguing about him. She tried checking his background but found nothing apart from him being an orphan. He was mysterious to her.... Diana doesn't know why she was kidnapped and kept in his house. She received private lectures instead of going to school but everything ended when she found out his deepest secret that wasn't supposed to be known by anyone.

    M_goldie · Teen
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  • The Golden Child and the Grimoire of Reason

    Goldie Kingsman, the royal princess of Nora, finds a mysterious Grimoire hidden deep in her castle's treasury. Within the tome is an imprisoned beauty who claims to be the Overlord that nearly destroyed the world years ago. Goldie is enamored by this mystifying woman who has fond memories of the princess's late mother.

    Yairy · LGBT+
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  • Kema: A Star Wars Story

    After the Jedi trials find Kema unfit she works to become a Jedi Guardian. On the way she also has to stop a traitor who she loved dearly. Right after becoming guardian she deals with the Jedi Purge, missing friends and an old reunion becoming Jedi Consular at the end. Cast: Kema Kordall/Corde Xido Dival/Sirlin Jysell Harik/Enraga Kai Zena Dolpho/Lady Talle Enodo Ifedi CT-1212 (Goldie) Yu'sarai Bothka Yoda Expect 3 chapters a week; up to 1.5K words/chapter. Feedback and suggestions are welcome, even important lol. **NOTE**: I DO NOT own Star Wars, Disney does! Only my character and the plotline behind it. Some plots concur with the Prequel trilogy, which I also do not own!

    NaphtaIi · Sci-fi
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  • Sewa

    Beautiful, powerful and blessed with immortality. Sewa was a goddess that was worshipped and praised at all times. She was the goddess of good deeds and child bearing which made mortals think of her as a good person and of course she is. That is until she wakes up by the river bank of a small town without remembering her past life and all her life of being a goddess. She is to live as a mortal and eventually die Who knew a little mistake as getting tangled in a mortal's affair would cost her immortality and position as goddess. After other gods and goddesses found out including her husband, they decided on a punishment of sending her to the human realm to reflect on herself and find the mortal she was involved with. After doing that, she would return. Little did she know that every other person was against her and they had all planned to wipe her memory as she returned to the mortal realm. Memory loss was a punishment on its own. Now that she lost her memory, she doesn't remember anything including her punishment and how she's to reflect on herself. Not knowing anything about herself, she lived as a normal human who has emotions but mostly negative emotions. Is she going to have her position and glory back if she's still a little mortal?

    M_goldie · History
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  • Forever bound

    When Isa opened her eyes,she found herself in the middle of nowhere. It was like an open space with no building or trees around. She turned her head and saw a man on his knees. She looked closely and realized it was... Brandon. He was clutching his stomach which had gnash on it. He tried to stop his bleeding and blood trickled down his mouth. Isabella widened her eyes...She tried to move but it was like someone applied glue under her feet. She couldn't even open her mouth to talk. Why was she standing in the middle of somewhere she doesn't know watching Brandon die. He was staring directly at her and tears had started to gather in his red eyes. He gently shook his head... trying to tell her to o leave, to get out of that place. How could she leave when her legs were stuck. Suddenly, someone appeared behind Brandon... He didn't look like a person. He had canines and long claws which is considered that of an animal. His eyes were bright red which indicated danger....He looked exactly like a beast. The man looked straight at Isabella and smiled. He looked evil and cold. Immediately Isa saw him, she knew she had to get herself and Brandon out of there...but how? She began to struggle with her feet... fortunately for her, her hands moved. With so much energy, she pointed her hands towards Brandon so he'll look behind and get away from the beast...but nothing goes for free. She had the urge to throw up and when she did, it was all blood. Her nose also started to bleed. The Beast suddenly held Brandon's head and struck his hand into his chest...it was a gory scene Isa would never forget. Tears trickled down her face She let out a scream but nothing came out... Isabella is a black girl who mostly got ignored and neglected by her everyone. Her life was quite comfortable until she met Brandon...a quiet good-looking guy who she didn't know anything about him.

    M_goldie · Fantasy
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  • The Wondrous Adventures of Eagle's Song's Team Hacksilver

    Journey through the kingdom of Hailes, where the legendary adventurers guild, the Eagle’s Song, is home to the renowned team Hacksilver! Brave the dangers with the Viking warrior Hraezlyr Freyson accompanied by his enchanting fairy companion Strawberry, the stealthy kunoichi Eri Clover, the enigmatic Fauster, and the mystical gunslinger Goldie Hunter as they embark on legendary quests in search of adventure and fortune!

    Lucky_Ph30n1X · Fantasy
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  • The Pinnacle of Magic

    Cover not mineeee ----- Oliver Kane was once a normal boy, however when he had a fateful encounter with the Mother Goddess Ecanna his life changed forever, rising to the top he became the God Of Magic and led the human race against the terrible beats that appressed them for centuries. In a battle between Gods Oliver had no choice but to burn his Goldy origin in order for him and Ecanna to escape to another world where he was reincarnated and born to a doting but scary Godmother. With the Mother Goddess watching over him and his crazy mom supporting him watch as Oliver reaches heights even his past life couldn't believe.

    Sean_UwU · Action
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