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My Three Wives Are Beautiful Vampires.

Victor was a normal 21-year-old man, he grew up in a loving family that helped him take care of himself knowing that he had a practically incurable disease, the RH null blood, he was the owner of a rare blood type... But what Victor didn't know, is that this blood type was a delicacy in the supernatural world, creatures that fed on blood loved his blood type... And that blood he hated would be the factor that would make Victor the greatest vampire of all time. ........................... [A/N: The cover is mine, it's original.] This novel is being edited by: IsUnavailable, And Davo 2138. If you want to support me so that I can pay artists to illustrate the characters in my novel, visit my Patreon: patreon.com/VictorWeismann More characters images in: https://discord.gg/4FETZAf

Obtenir 10 Trillions de Nulle Part

Connor McDonald livrait de la nourriture pour son travail à temps partiel. Un jour, il a dû livrer de la nourriture à un hôtel tristement célèbre pour être un hôtel de passe. Lorsque la porte de la chambre s'est ouverte, il n'en croyait pas ses yeux. Sa petite amie était à moitié dénudée, se blottissant contre un enfant riche de leur classe. "Eh bien, maintenant que tu l'as découvert, je suppose qu'il est temps que tu le saches", a déclaré l'enfant riche avec dédain. "Ta petite amie sort avec moi maintenant. "Connor, renonce à moi. Tu es orphelin et tu n'as pas d'argent. Même si tu livres de la nourriture pour le reste de ta vie, il n'y a aucune façon que tu puisses rivaliser avec lui. Tu n'es pas à la hauteur pour moi. Rompons", a déclaré sa petite amie. Connor était totalement abasourdi, se demandant pourquoi Dieu empêcherait les pauvres d'être dans une relation normale. Alors qu'il se lamentait de douleur, son téléphone a soudainement sonné. Il a reçu un message texte intéressant. [Vous avez reçu 1,000,000,000.00 dollars sur votre compte.] "Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça?" s'est exclamé Connor. "Qui diable vient de me transférer 1 milliard de dollars?"

Talent System: I Instantly Master My Opponents Skills

Jason, a young man who died after getting involved in a brutal accident that killed him reincarnated into the exact novel he was reading on the night he died. He was reincarnated into the novel he was reading before his untimely death, as a baby who had just been birthed successfully. From his birth he was shown no love due to his non-existent aptitude in magic. Lucky for him, he awakened the Talent system. A system that allowed him to copy talents; skills that individuals excelled at, the skills that made said individuals the cream of the crop. With the exact same mastery of the person he copied it from. The system when trying to increase his aptitude for mana only managed to decrease it even lower blessed him with nature energy to passively strengthen himself. With no magic and a system that allows him to copy talents, watch Jason climb through the ranks of the world and become the strongest! ... [Host can choose a talent to copy: Null eyes, War God's Embrace, 30 Blade movements, Advanced War Tactics] _____ Note: The MC is OP.

I Can Copy Curses

WPC APRIL WINNER 2024 Orion had worked hard his whole life, but success always eluded him. He couldn’t cross the threshold that required him to and got plunged into the abyss of despair because of it. However, life gave everyone a second chance. Orion also got one, and he put his soul and sweat on it, but he still failed to grasp that chance. As a result, he died. But when he thought it was all over for him, he found himself reincarnated in the world of fantasy, where every individual boasted super talents and devastating curses on themselves. He also had a talent, but he didn’t know what to make of it as his talent was “Copy Curse.” He could only copy other people’s curses. “Why? Why, god, why? Why do you have to reincarnate me and give me this shitty talent?” As if God had heard his plea, something appeared in his field of vision. [Congratulation to the host for awakening the system.] [Talent: Copy Curse — Host can copy other people’s curses.] [Curse: Null Body — Host’s body can’t feel mana because of this body.] “What the hell! My talent is already shit, but this freaking curse has to make things worse for me.” However, what Orion didn’t know was that, with the crazy combination of his talent and curse, he had the ability to become the strongest being in the three domains. Discord Link: https://discord.gg/kh8Xwe6WHV For character arts and many more things, join the novel discord group.

Mes Trois Épouses Sont De Belles Vampires.

Victor était un jeune homme normal de 21 ans, il a grandi dans une famille aimante qui l'a aidé à prendre soin de lui-même, sachant qu'il avait une maladie pratiquement incurable, le sang RH null, il était le détenteur d'un type de sang rare... Mais ce que Victor ignorait, c'est que ce type de sang était un délice dans le monde surnaturel, les créatures qui se nourrissaient de sang adoraient son type de sang... Et ce sang qu'il détestait serait le facteur qui ferait de Victor le plus grand vampire de tous les temps.

Mariée à mon beau-frère milliardaire

Le jour de son mariage avec l'amour de jeunesse, Natalie Ford reçut un cadeau inattendu : un certificat de mariage. Il stipulait qu'elle était déjà mariée à un parfait inconnu — Aiden Handrix. Alors que les invités du mariage continuaient de se moquer et de l'insulter, son amant Ivan décida de la quitter pour épouser sa demi-sœur Briena à la place. Pour ajouter l'insulte à l'outrage, elle fut jetée hors de chez elle. Pour prouver son innocence, Natalie Ford n'avait qu'une seule option — elle devait trouver ce mystérieux Aiden Handrix et éclaircir cette histoire ! Le lendemain, il y eut une nouvelle qui fit sensation à la télévision. Justine Harper, l'héritière de la famille la plus riche de Bayford, rentrait chez elle. Natalie plissa les yeux devant l'écran de TV. «Pourquoi cet homme ressemble-t-il exactement à celui sur la photo de mon certificat de mariage ?» Dans sa quête pour percer le mystère derrière ce prétendu mariage, elle décida de le suivre et de lui demander en personne. « Êtes-vous marié ? » « Non. » « Vous avez un frère jumeau ? » « Non ? » « Vous avez déjà entendu le nom Aiden Handrix par hasard ? » « Non. » « Alors, qui diable êtes-vous ? » « Ton frère. » « Attendez, quoi ? » « Oui. Maintenant, fais tes valises et rentre à la maison avec moi. » D'abord un mari sorti de nulle part et maintenant un frère avec le même visage ? Est-ce que Dieu créait des clones et les lui offrait sous différentes relations ?

Meine drei Ehefrauen sind schöne Vampire.

Victor war ein normaler 21-jähriger Mann, er wuchs in einer liebevollen Familie auf, die ihm half, für sich selbst zu sorgen, obwohl er wusste, dass er eine praktisch unheilbare Krankheit hatte, das RH-Null-Blut, er war der Besitzer einer seltenen Blutgruppe... Aber was Victor nicht wusste, war, dass diese Blutgruppe eine Delikatesse in der übernatürlichen Welt war, Kreaturen, die sich von Blut ernährten, liebten seine Blutgruppe... Und dieses Blut, das er hasste, würde der Faktor sein, der Victor zum größten Vampir aller Zeiten machen würde. ........................... [A/N: Das Cover ist von mir, es ist das Original] Dieser Roman wird bearbeitet von: IsUnavailable, und Davo 2138. Wenn ihr mich unterstützen wollt, damit ich Künstler bezahlen kann, die die Charaktere in meinem Roman illustrieren, besucht mein Patreon: patreon.com/VictorWeismann Weitere Charakterbilder in: https://discord.gg/4FETZAf

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Null Reincarnation - Return Of The Fourth Primordial

In a pitch-black void, a creature regains consciousness after centuries of sensory deprivation. Initially resigned to despair, a sudden flash of light brings hope, and the creature discovers itself now occupying the body of a young noble named Arlen Vesper. Revitalized, Arlen prepares for a journey into a fantasy world filled with magic, sorcery, and dungeons. However, before fully embracing this new existence, Arlen is determined to uncover the identities of those who imprisoned him in the void. Note: I kinda messed up when locking the chapters, originally I wanted to close off at around chapter 33 but I accidentally set it to one chapter before that. If you do end up reading this story, then I'd like to hear your thoughts on it up to that point. You can share them in the form of a review, mentioning what you did and didn't like about the story, I'll try to get through as many of them as possible. - cosmicslime

La Femme Volée du Roi Caché

Quand la princesse Soleia, impuissante et peu favorisée, fut arrangée pour épouser le nouveau duc Orion Elsher, elle pensait qu'ils finiraient par tomber amoureux. Qui savait que son père enverrait son mari quelques heures plus tard pour combattre dans une guerre ? Soleia fut laissée seule pour gérer un fief appauvri, un domaine en ruine, et des proches ducs malveillants et vindicatifs qui souhaitaient tous la voir partir. Elle ne pouvait pas partir― il n'y avait nulle part où aller. Soleia désirait désespérément que son mari revienne pour lui offrir un coup de main. Cependant, quand il le fit, il revint avec Elowyn, une femme qu'il prétendait être son véritable amour. Une femme déterminée à prendre sa place en tant que véritable duchesse, peu importe ce qu'elle devait faire pour évincer Soleia. Maltraitée, incomprise et misérable, Soleia fut finalement chassée du domaine qu'elle avait contribué à bâtir. Heureusement, quand une porte se ferme, une autre s'ouvre. À l'insu de Soleia, un homme plus puissant que son mari l'observait, attendant le bon moment pour l'emmener dans sa cage dorée. Le duc Elsher avait été insensé de la laisser partir― mais le prince héritier de Raxuvia ne ferait pas la même erreur.

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There will always be those who want more. More power, love, control, magic for whatever desires they seek. There are also those who wish to just understand what they already have. It could be argued that Conri is seeking knowledge and guidance for where to go from here. The rest of the Fae and magical word continues to progress forward and he begins to feel himself fall behind. A terrible breakup that left him conflicted. A looming threat from his past. A magical talent he doesn't understand. His world is becoming devoid of colors and sounds without any indication on how to stop it. In a world that shares arcane talents with all creatures, magicians, demons and the like he hopes for a clear answer. But most of all a chance to heal.

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after the war between the gods the humans had aquired an power called "Life manifestation" by using the users life essence to create powerful techniques. But life essence can only be harnessed with bonds and attachments to a person that they can't easily let go of easily, whether it was through emotional attachments to certain things or mental or physical trauma, and those who can harness them are called "exousia users". "Rei-kim Woo" grew up in solitude locked away from the rest of the world, because of the danger around him. without any choice his parent were forced to lock him away in an artificial forest in a cave system deep underground to keep him safe from any harm. he was raised by his mother's summon that taugh him everything they could. His mother's Exsousia taught him everything other than one thing. ''Emotions" summons are summons after all, they are different from humans who naturally grew up with emotions. It left rei ignorant and devoid of any understandings of human emotions. and because of it rei weren't able to have any bond with things, places nor people's making him unable to harness the life essence thats essential for using the life manifestation but after an unintentional event where a girl he met showed him her newly developed technique called "blood blade" surge of unknown memories flashed before his eyes. is he a regressor from the future who returned in the past without any of his memories? or is that memories from the future that his future self sent back to the past?

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The Null

The Null, something invalid or something that isn't possible. But, what if there was a way to make it a person?

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What if you found out that the gods who you thought were your savior, were the reason behind everyone's suffering? What if the monsters, the powers, the towers that mysteriously appeared in the world before you were even born, were just the first step of creating the most entertaining show for the gods? Yui, was once an servant of god, but after learing the dark truth, he felt disgusted about himself. The reasons he has, the passion he have for serving the almighty beings, slowly vanishes into dust. And was replaced with hatred, a wish for revenge. "The kind hearted choir boy of the church you once knew, isn't a slave of order and commands anymore, watch me overthrow all of these tyrants and bring peace ones again" "I'll set down on my path, to bring back the peaceful world devoid of any war and bloodshed, i will turn this world into my wished paradise"

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Abandoned by his family at an early age, Josh seeks to become a great magician. But after so many years of testing himself in the identifying orb, he still got no innate element identified. With failing scores, he is not hopeful to pass the entrance examination for magic academies or the technical ones. Since he got literally nothing to lose anymore, except his stuffed toy Polar Panda, he decided to go and do the test. And to his surprise, he passed the exam and got admitted in not just any magic or technical academy, but the advanced magic academy.