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#ROMANCE
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#SLICEOFLIFE
#SMUT
#ECCHI
Divine Milking System
When the Fracture tore open gates across America, the awakened became humanity's new aristocracy. They cleared dungeons, leveled up, and built platinum-tier empires while the rest of the world watched from the sidelines. Jace Monroe wasn't watching, he was dying. Transmigrated into the body of an overweight lottery winner at San Nicolas Academy, he woke up with 72 hours to live and a system that made one thing very clear: survival wasn't about combat skills or mana capacity. It was about milking awakened women for their essence. The Divine Milking System doesn't care about his rank, his reputation, or the fact that everyone at the academy sees him as a "Scratch-Off" destined to wash out. It only cares about one metric: how many women he can convince to trust him, bond with him, and let him extract their power. Every cup of essence extends his lifespan. Every ability he steals starts at the lowest rank but scales with points. And every woman who becomes his "Cow" brings him one step closer to surviving in a world designed to chew him up and spit him out. But San Nicolas Academy is a social warzone where guild heirs, international prodigies, and ruthless competitors will do anything to climb the ranks. And Jace? He's got 270 pounds, zero combat experience, and a system that demands he seduce his way to the top. To survive the academy, he'll need to master more than dungeon tactics and mana theory. He'll need to build a harem, steal their powers, and prove that even the biggest underdog can milk the system for everything it's worth. === Additional Tags: #Netori | #No NTR | #No Yuri | #Shameless MC | #Academy | #Transmigration | #Ability Steal | #Comedy | #Adult | #Yandere | #Milking
JudeTraore · FANTASY
#ACTION
#ROMANCE
#SYSTEM
#R18
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#SUPERPOWERS
#HAREM
#SLICEOFLIFE
#SMUT
#ECCHI
#SYSTEM
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#TRANSMIGRATION
#CULTIVATION
#POSITIVE
#EASTERN
I Can See Through All Things' Information
Reborn into the body of a poor young boy in an unknown village in another world, Lu Qing felt quite helpless. Fortunately, he awakened an ability to see through the information of objects, which gave him a bit of capital to survive. He looked at a weed by the road. [Cow bone grass, average quality, medicinal, highly effective in treating bone injuries.] He looked at a red carp in the river. [Red moon carp, excellent quality, delicious meat, a top-grade nourishing food.] He looked at a wild rabbit in the mountains. [Gray rabbit, ordinary wild rabbit, edible.] ... With his innate ability, Lu Qing gradually established himself in the village, able to survive. Just when he thought he would lead a peaceful life in this ancient world with low productivity, one day, he suddenly saw a figure sweeping across the sky...
King of Salted Fish · EASTERN
#SYSTEM
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#TRANSMIGRATION
#CULTIVATION
#POSITIVE
#EASTERN
#ACTION
#ROMANCE
#ADVENTURE
#REINCARNATION
#MAGIC
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#TRANSMIGRATION
#CULTIVATION
#BEAUTY
#NONHUMAN
#DEVIL
#CONQUER
#RAREBLOODLINE
True Martial World
With the strongest experts from the 33 Skies the Human Emperor, Lin Ming, and his opponent, the Abyssal Demon King, were embroiled in a final battle. In the end, the Human Emperor destroyed the Abyssal World and killed the Abyssal Demon King. By then, a godly artifact, the mysterious purple card that had previously sealed the Abyssal Demon King, had long since disappeared into the space-time vortex, tunneling through infinite spacetime together with one of Lin Ming’s loved ones. In the vast wilderness, where martial arts was still slowly growing in its infancy, several peerless masters tried to find their path in the world of martial arts. A young adult named Yi Yun from modern Earth unwittingly stumbles into such a world and begins his journey with a purple card of unknown origin. This is a magnificent yet unknown true martial world! This is the story of a normal young adult and his adventures!!
Cocooned Cow · EASTERN
#ACTION
#ROMANCE
#ADVENTURE
#REINCARNATION
#MAGIC
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#TRANSMIGRATION
#CULTIVATION
#BEAUTY
#NONHUMAN
#DEVIL
#CONQUER
#RAREBLOODLINE
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#GOLDENFINGER
Divine-level Base
The Void Demon Realm invades, and Shu Feng awakens to become a Spiritualist, coming into contact with the true reality of the world. No one knows that he has a Mysterious Base within his body which could use Void Demon's power to enhance his body.
Assets Exploding · EASTERN
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#GOLDENFINGER
Mages Are Too OP
As one of the first players to gain access to World of Falan—the first immersive game worldwide—Roland creates his character as a Mage. However, playing as a Mage is not as fun and easy as he thought. His head even explodes after he casts the very first spell in the game. Stubbornly sticking to his class when most Mages decide to create a new character, Roland gradually discovers tricks of the trade and his unusual talent. This allows him to change people's stereotypes on Mages and to explore the deeply-buried secrets of this game…
Soaring Flames · GAMES
#MAGIC
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#CULTIVATION
#GENIUS
#ACADEMY
#FUTURE
#ORDINARY
#UNPRINCIPLED
#POSITIVE
Forty Millenniums of Cultivation
“Even if this universe is truly nothing more than a brutal, bloody, shadowy forest, we Cultivators will burn all that we have just to give off a single weak flickering spark in the darkness! “No matter how weak each spark is, how short-lived, how small… As long as the sparks flow unabated, then one day one of those sparks will light some tinder, and that tinder shall light some fallen branches, and those branches shall set ablaze each and every last tree of the forest! “In the end, even the smallest sparks will eventually set the shadowy forest ablaze and illuminate the whole world!” ------ ** Qidian International and the former translator, Mr. Strivon, have reached an agreement to buy out the chapters and host them on our site. We will be continuing the translation from the last chapter translated by Mr. Strivon **
The Enlightened Master Crouching Cow · SCI-FI
#MAGIC
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#CULTIVATION
#GENIUS
#ACADEMY
#FUTURE
#ORDINARY
#UNPRINCIPLED
#POSITIVE
Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!
Fifty years ago, Dragon City transmigrated to the Other World. Alone in the world, they lifted the banner of Earth’s civilization and fought against the terrifying forces of the Other World. And in the end, Dragon City was destroyed. Then, Meng Chao was reborn after Dragon City was destroyed, and he returned to the time fifty years after Dragon City transmigrated to the Other World. But he was not alone, he returned with a system named Kindling, who told him that he can become stronger if he contributed to society. So Meng Chao swore that he would become stronger. In the beginning, he only wanted to make small contributions to the society by teaching them technology, martial arts, and skills from the future, and in the end, everything snowballed from there, and he found that… Earthlings were really insane.
The Enlightened Master Crouching Cow · SCI-FI
Elite Mages' Academy
What would you do if you were transported to an academy where becoming immortal was possible? Where magic spells and swordsmanship were your courses and fighting zombies and wars were your exams? Dawn Academy was no ordinary learning institution and Xiao Lin was about to find out how mysterious and exciting this magical academy really was. Join this self-professed gaming nerd as he embarks on a journey that takes learning to a whole other level. With flying dragons, high-tech systems, and alien livestock that makes your bowels explode, Xiao Lin’s freshmen adventure is just the tip of the iceberg.
The Final Fool · SCI-FI
#SYSTEM
#R18
#HAREM
#SLICEOFLIFE
#CAMPUS
#URBAN
#ADVANCEDTECHNOLOGY
System S.E.X. (Seduction, Expansion, eXecution)
Ethan Blake, an expert at fixing what everyone else throws away. Scrap metal, dead computers, exploded drones… unfortunately, he can’t fix his own self-esteem. Quiet, hardworking, and stuck in a monotonous, depressing routine after failing to pay for college because of money issues. His life takes a turn the day he discovers the S.E.X. System — Seduction, Expansion, eXecution. An intergalactic system that turns desire into power, and female conquests into vital energy capable of saving humanity from a cosmic threat. His mission: Seduce women.
GreatNekosama · URBAN
#SYSTEM
#R18
#HAREM
#SLICEOFLIFE
#CAMPUS
#URBAN
#ADVANCEDTECHNOLOGY
#SYSTEM
#OVERPOWERED
#FASTPACED
My Crazy Upgrade System
Yi Tianyun woke up from a sleep, and found that he awakened this Upgrade System. Crippled meridians preventing you from cultivating? No problem! With the Crazy Upgrade System, do quests, kill monsters, devour others' Spiritual Power, or refine some Elixir Pills, inscribe great arrays, and you can gain experience! Experience Value is too low? Don't be afraid, I have Double Experience Cards, Tenfold Experience Cards! Experience Value will explode, explode, explode, and levels will rise, rise, rise! "Huh, I've leveled up again?"
Crazy Mengmeng · EASTERN
#SYSTEM
#OVERPOWERED
#FASTPACED
#ROMANCE
#COMEDY
#BEAUTY
#FACESLAPPING
#LIGHTNOVEL
#SHOWBIZ
#BIGSHOT
#HEARTTHROB
#WARM
#QI
Love Variety Show: The despised me exploded in popularity
Would you play the universally disliked character in a romance reality show for a million? Xu Qingyan's answer is: Hesitating for even a second is disrespectful to money. Being cursed and trending online, Xu Qingyan says it doesn't matter; after all, you can't abandon money for the sake of saving face, right? Director: "Don't feel any psychological burden." Xu Qingyan: "Director, I feel this line isn't mean enough." Director: "Don't worry, just let loose and act." Xu Qingyan: "No problem, Director. I'll act naturally, and show you what devotion means." ....... Xu Qingyan: You all see me messing around every day, but you don’t see my hardworking lifestyle, my late-night studies, or the way I kindly interact with others. You can't see it! Because I've never done it. Netizen: "What a satisfying read, time to be discharged from the hospital." ....... The rising pop princess, Lin Wanzhou, had a gap in her heart, a sorrowful little secret about an unrequited love. In the blink of an eye, the object of her affection was on a romance show, getting ambiguous with a rival she had once defeated. The washed-up pop princess, Mu Chan, initially wanted to just frustrate Lin Wanzhou, but didn't expect to get caught up... In the twenty-sixth spring of her life, she fell for someone, and could never let go since. May you be well, with a bright future ahead.
I eat Tiramisu · URBAN
#ROMANCE
#COMEDY
#BEAUTY
#FACESLAPPING
#LIGHTNOVEL
#SHOWBIZ
#BIGSHOT
#HEARTTHROB
#WARM
#QI
#SYSTEM
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#BEAUTY
#CEO
#FASTPACED
#ENEMIESTOLOVERS
#POWERFULCOUPLE
#STRONGFL
#FACESLAPPING
#FAKEIDENTITY
The Swapped Master's Bride And Her Bad Luck System.
The most unlucky woman in the world vs The most mysterious man in the world. A piece of paper declaring a marriage alliance between two enemy families was not her business. Because she would never be picked as the bride anyway. Officer Tai Liwu's bad luck was not just broken heels, exploding cars or birds pooping on her head. It also extended to her dating life--which did not exist. She had resigned herself to a lifetime of arresting bad guys and surviving death with zero romance. But when her sister has a panic attack before walking down the aisle, Tai Liwu is shoved into the bridal hall and told to smile. On the other side of the aisle, City Lord Shen Weijun was dealing with his own disaster: his brother, the intended groom had drugged him, put him in the grooms clothes and bolted! Forced to step in under a false identity, Weijun expects nothing more than a political farce. After all, their families are sworn enemies and this wedding is supposed to be a ceasefire, not a love story. But trouble brews when Weijun finds himself falling for the sharp-tongued police officer who can arrest a pickpocket with one hand and chase after her hat with the other. Pretty soon, he is more interested in kissing her than fearing her bad luck and suspicious intentions. And Liwu, her "bad luck" takes a twist when on her wedding night, she awakens a bad luck system, throwing their lives into chaos.
1cutecat · FANTASY
#SYSTEM
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#BEAUTY
#CEO
#FASTPACED
#ENEMIESTOLOVERS
#POWERFULCOUPLE
#STRONGFL
#FACESLAPPING
#FAKEIDENTITY
#SYSTEM
#COMEDY
#SLICEOFLIFE
#URBAN
#DOCTOR
#GOLDENFINGER
#SUPERPOWER
#MISUNDERSTANDING
#LIVESTREAMING
#FACESLAPPING
Great Medical System in a Veterinarian
On that day, Zhang Lingchuan, who was out on a normal call, listened to the system as it scanned the cow in front of him that was paralyzed after giving birth, defining it as a rare postpartum paralysis in human history, with a lifespan of only one month, and fell into contemplation. [Patient's Status: The current mother is recovering, with a comprehensive life expectancy of over three years.] [System Note: The occurrence of postpartum paralysis in humans is low, and simple paralysis threatening life is even rarer. Yet the host unexpectedly cured it through unorthodox treatment methods, adding significant contribution to rare postpartum paralysis cases while completing the novice task!]
I really don't want to be famous · URBAN
#SYSTEM
#COMEDY
#SLICEOFLIFE
#URBAN
#DOCTOR
#GOLDENFINGER
#SUPERPOWER
#MISUNDERSTANDING
#LIVESTREAMING
#FACESLAPPING
#ROMANCE
#HAREM
#OVERPOWERED
#GENIUS
#REVENGE
#BEAUTY
#URBAN
#CEO
#POORTORICH
#DOCTOR
หมอเทวดาออกโรง เริ่มต้นด้วยสาวสวยฝาแฝดพี่น้อง
ฝึกฝนอย่างเงียบๆเป็นเวลาสิบปี เฉินเจียงเดินทางจากชนบทมายังเมืองหลิน และมาอาศัยอยู่ที่บ้านของซูอี๋ เพื่อนสนิทของแม่เขา แต่เขาพบว่า หลังผ่านไปสิบปี ซูอี๋ยังคงดูสวยมีเสน่ห์ และมีลูกสาวฝาแฝดที่สวยงามเติบโตเป็นสาวแล้ว...
Exploding Flame · URBAN
#ROMANCE
#HAREM
#OVERPOWERED
#GENIUS
#REVENGE
#BEAUTY
#URBAN
#CEO
#POORTORICH
#DOCTOR
#SYSTEM
#REINCARNATION
#GENIUS
#REVENGE
#URBAN
#INVINCIBLE
#POORTORICH
#NOHAREM
Love? The Reborn Me Just Wants to Obtain Rewards
Effort? Effort my ass! People born to be beasts of burden could never touch the lower limits of those chosen by the heavens no matter how hard they tried. Talent gap, background gap, appearance gap, luck gap... A single disparity could swallow all the struggles of the beasts of burden, and a combination of many made their lives unbearably tragic. Su Huai was filled with indignation over this. As a result, rebirth + system, fortune arrived suddenly. The chosen by the heavens? Kneel down, all of you. Let the dogs engage in romance; I just want to explode with rewards.
Short'nin' Bread · URBAN
#SYSTEM
#REINCARNATION
#GENIUS
#REVENGE
#URBAN
#INVINCIBLE
#POORTORICH
#NOHAREM
Become a Saint through Studying! Exposed by my little junior sister!
In the mystical fantasy world, Chen Chang'an was confined to the forbidden library as soon as he arrived, The sky literally started falling from the very beginning. Fortunately, at that very moment, his system awakened, All he needed to do was to read scriptures, and he would keep getting stronger. Thus, with the library filled with various books, a smile appeared on Chen Chang'an's face. ........ [Ding! You've read Daoist Scriptures and gained a level in 'Heaven Opening Law', currently Level 6.] [Ding! You've read the Secret Manuscript of Ten Thousand Buddhas, gained a level of Divine Skill 'Six Daos of Reincarnation', currently Level 8.] [Ding! You've read the Secret Records of Demon Gate, gained a level of Divine Skill 'True Demon That Shakes The World', currently Level 7.] .... [Ding! Due to the Laws of All Heavens being added to your body, embellished with trembling Literary Qi of the Great Dao, you're rewarded with: Become a Saint on the spot!] Years later, as time turned everything old, the world above and the world beneath were already in a desperate turmoil, with immortals descending to the mortal world, and gods and demons performed chaotic dances, making the lives of people unbearable. Chen Chang'an stepped out of his seclusion one day, looking at the heavenly gods and buddhas scattered across the sky. “I'm not targeting anyone in particular, but everyone here is garbage!” That day, he swung his sword and parted the heavens, ever since then, Heaven belongs to Heaven, Earth belongs to Earth! ....! [PS: Extreme mystical fantasy flow, invincible style! Light readers beware!]
My cow ran away · EASTERN
#ACTION
#ROMANCE
#ADVENTURE
#R18
#COMEDY
#HAREM
#TRANSMIGRATION
#ANTIHERO
#FACESLAPPING
#EGOIST
NTR: Minor Villain Wants to Be the Main Villain
Have you ever wondered what it would feel like if your dick exploded? Or if voodoo or black magic actually worked? Axel got a crash course in both after leaving a one-star review for a trashy smut novel where the hapless author-san offed a minor villain. Little did he know that this particular author had some serious power. Suddenly, Axel found himself in the body of the very villain he was lamenting, right at the moment when everything was about to spiral into chaos. Now, with a second chance at life (and a brand-new set of problems), Axel must navigate the wild world of villainy—complete with explosive consequences and dark magic—if he wants to rewrite his story before it ends in disaster.
The_Thunder_Lord · FANTASY
#ACTION
#ROMANCE
#ADVENTURE
#R18
#COMEDY
#HAREM
#TRANSMIGRATION
#ANTIHERO
#FACESLAPPING
#EGOIST
#SYSTEM
#TRANSMIGRATION
#LIGHTNOVEL
#MULTIVERSE
#SURVIVALGAME
#ADDPOINT
The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?!
Welcome to Hell’s Game. [Entering instance: Bloody Restaurant] [The position you applied for: Delivery Person] [Your customers include: a fat otaku emitting a corpse stench, a maid who bursts at the slightest disagreement...] [Your colleagues include: A boss who's too pretty to be human, A cow or a horse in the literal sense, a man-eating tree that swears in French...] Facing these incredible characters, Liu Zheng, who wanted to be a decent person, had no choice but to give up on humanity.
Runaway Bottle · URBAN
#SYSTEM
#TRANSMIGRATION
#LIGHTNOVEL
#MULTIVERSE
#SURVIVALGAME
#ADDPOINT
#ACTION
#ROMANCE
#SYSTEM
#OVERPOWERED
#SURVIVAL
#TRANSMIGRATION
#ANTIHERO
#LEVELUP
#APOCALYPSE
#FACESLAPPING
Apocalypse Baby
Meet Alex Knight, a hardworking young man burdened by crushing debt and a bleak future. When his new boss turns his life into a waking nightmare, Alex finds himself trapped in a job he can't escape, his future held hostage by the whims of a tyrant. Just when he believes he has one anchor left—his girlfriend's love—a devastating betrayal leaves him utterly broken. But then the world changes. The system descends, dragging everyone into a chaotic new reality. Alex becomes the first to sync with it, earning a mysterious title: [Apocalypse Baby] [You have awakened the skill: Exploding Touch] [Anything you touch turns into a bomb.] Armed with a deadly gift, Alex rises from the ashes of his former life to become an unstoppable force in an urban fantasy world where power rules and vengeance drives him forward. Author’s Note: This story is about a man who loses everything—his freedom, his love, his sense of self—before the world itself collapses into chaos. Alex isn't a stoic hero who shrugs off pain. He feels it, breaks under it, and then rebuilds from the wreckage. Some readers might call him dramatic. And they're right—this isn't a power fantasy about a flawless protagonist. It’s about a man clawing his way back with explosive power, raw emotion, and zero filters. If you're into emotionally intense underdogs who explode (literally and metaphorically), welcome to the ride.
DoubleHush · FANTASY
#ACTION
#ROMANCE
#SYSTEM
#OVERPOWERED
#SURVIVAL
#TRANSMIGRATION
#ANTIHERO
#LEVELUP
#APOCALYPSE
#FACESLAPPING
#SYSTEM
#CULTIVATION
#GENIUS
#ACADEMY
#COUNTERATTACK
#POORTORICH
#EASTERN
#MARTIALARTS
#FACESLAPPING
#HOTBLOODED
ยุทธจักรสูงสุด
　　เด็กหนุ่มธรรมดาที่ฝันอยากเข้าสู่ดินแดนศักดิ์สิทธิ์สำนักวูฝู่ ตั้งปณิธานที่จะไขว่คว้าวิชายุทธ์ขั้นสูงสุด 　　แต่เมื่อเผชิญกับการทดสอบที่มีการแข่งขันสูง อีกทั้งยังมีบุตรตระกูลใหญ่ที่อาศัยอิทธิพลกดขี่ผู้อื่น เด็กหนุ่มธรรมดาจะยืนหยัดได้อย่างไร? 　　สำนักศึกษาปกปิดการถ่ายทอดวิชาอย่างเข้มงวด วิชาหลักแก่นแท้ไม่มีทางเปิดเผยออกไป ในทวีปเทียนเยี่ยนที่การสืบทอดวิชากำลังภายในยากเย็นเช่นนี้ แม้จะได้เข้าสำนักวูฝู่และสำนักศึกษาแล้ว การได้เรียนรู้วิชายุทธ์ระดับสูงสุดจะง่ายได้อย่างไร? 　　ลูกบาศก์วิเศษเล็กๆ จากอาณาเขตเทพ เปิดโลกแห่งผู้แกร่งกล้า 　　อยากเรียนวิชากำลังภายในก็ต้องเรียนแบบยอดฝีมือ 　　อยากเลือกอาชีพในชีวิตก็ต้องเลือกสิ่งที่คนอื่นทำไม่ได้ 　　การต่อสู้อันเร่าร้อน การแข่งขันระหว่างอัจฉริยะ แสงหอกสามฟุต พุ่งตรงพันลี้ วิถียุทธ์อันสูงสุด ก้าวเดียวครอบครองยุทธจักร! 　　
Cocooned Cow · EASTERN
#SYSTEM
#CULTIVATION
#GENIUS
#ACADEMY
#COUNTERATTACK
#POORTORICH
#EASTERN
#MARTIALARTS
#FACESLAPPING
#HOTBLOODED

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